Doomie 's definitions

mud pie

anal cream pie, i.e. the act of ejaculating inside someone's asshole while performing anal sex.

Johan didn't pull out of her ass in time, thus giving Samantha a nice mudpie.

by Doomie June 7, 2004

angry black man

a beverage consisting of every option on a fountain soda machine, like those in fast food places or gas stations.

Andy couldn't decide what drink to get, so he went with the all-encompasing angry black man.

by Doomie November 27, 2004

the soft dick

The bottom line. The no-nonsense answer to a question.

"The soft dick of it is, you WILL get crabs if you sleep with her. It is not debatable!"

by Doomie June 7, 2004

anal cream pie

see also: mud pie

Johan didn't pull out of her ass in time, thus giving Samantha a nice mud pie.

by Doomie June 7, 2004

Dr. Pepper

The only soda that can be consumed in any combination of cold/hot, flat/fresh and still be delicious.

Though the cans had been in the sun all day, Germaine was delighted to find that, heated by the sun's rays, her Dr. Pepper was even more delicious!

by Doomie June 7, 2004

pirate eye

Ejaculating on someone's eye while they sleep. When they wake up, idealy, the ejaculation will have dried up, making it impossible to open or see out of this eye. Just like an eyepatch.

Jill could not stop herself from saying "Arr, shiver me timbers" after her boyfriend gave her the ol' Pirate Eye the night before.

by Doomie June 7, 2004

snazzle-nuts

1. The act of a man accidentally punching, slapping or otherwise striking himself in the balls.
2. Someone who is generally a jack ass. Someone you would like to see slap themselves in the balls.

1. In trying to smash the bee that had flown too close to him, Ivan gave himself snazzle-nuts. Ouch.
2. Alex is the epitome of snazzle-nuts.

by Doomie June 7, 2004