Doomie 's definitions

angry black man

a beverage consisting of every option on a fountain soda machine, like those in fast food places or gas stations.

Andy couldn't decide what drink to get, so he went with the all-encompasing angry black man.

by Doomie November 27, 2004

capture the burr

1. v. to do something.
2. v. to go somewhere.
3. a battle cry/call to arms.
4. dispense a beat down.

Origin: "capture the bear" megatokyo t-shirt.

1. Let's go capture the burr.
2. Wanna go capture the burr at WaWa?
3. CAPTURE THE BURR!!!!
4. I'll capture YOUR burr!

by Doomie June 10, 2004

mud pie

anal cream pie, i.e. the act of ejaculating inside someone's asshole while performing anal sex.

Johan didn't pull out of her ass in time, thus giving Samantha a nice mudpie.

by Doomie June 7, 2004

unsexed dick-nuts

See blue balls.

After an hour of jacking it with no results, Dorian went to bed with unsexed dick-nuts.

by Doomie June 7, 2004

ghosted

to steal.

origin: mariokart 64. the 'ghost' item randomly stole another player's weapon.

Oh shit yo he ghosted by shells!

by Doomie June 10, 2004

Dascooism

A religion pioneered by a young man in Wilmington Delaware, following the simple philosophy of: If there is a God, das' coo'. If there isn't a god, das'coo' too.

Ivan doesn't care enough about religion to have a real opinion, so he calls himself a Dascooist.

by Doomie June 7, 2004

the soft dick

The bottom line. The no-nonsense answer to a question.

"The soft dick of it is, you WILL get crabs if you sleep with her. It is not debatable!"

by Doomie June 7, 2004