Doomie 's definitions
by Doomie June 7, 2004

a beverage consisting of every option on a fountain soda machine, like those in fast food places or gas stations.
by Doomie November 27, 2004

by Doomie June 7, 2004

by Doomie June 7, 2004

The only soda that can be consumed in any combination of cold/hot, flat/fresh and still be delicious.
Though the cans had been in the sun all day, Germaine was delighted to find that, heated by the sun's rays, her Dr. Pepper was even more delicious!
by Doomie June 7, 2004

Ejaculating on someone's eye while they sleep. When they wake up, idealy, the ejaculation will have dried up, making it impossible to open or see out of this eye. Just like an eyepatch.
Jill could not stop herself from saying "Arr, shiver me timbers" after her boyfriend gave her the ol' Pirate Eye the night before.
by Doomie June 7, 2004

1. The act of a man accidentally punching, slapping or otherwise striking himself in the balls.
2. Someone who is generally a jack ass. Someone you would like to see slap themselves in the balls.
2. Someone who is generally a jack ass. Someone you would like to see slap themselves in the balls.
1. In trying to smash the bee that had flown too close to him, Ivan gave himself snazzle-nuts. Ouch.
2. Alex is the epitome of snazzle-nuts.
2. Alex is the epitome of snazzle-nuts.
by Doomie June 7, 2004
