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anal cream pie

Johan didn't pull out of her ass in time, thus giving Samantha a nice mud pie.
by Doomie June 7, 2004
mugGet the anal cream piemug.

the soft dick

The bottom line. The no-nonsense answer to a question.
"The soft dick of it is, you WILL get crabs if you sleep with her. It is not debatable!"
by Doomie June 7, 2004
mugGet the the soft dickmug.

unsexed dick-nuts

After an hour of jacking it with no results, Dorian went to bed with unsexed dick-nuts.
by Doomie June 7, 2004
mugGet the unsexed dick-nutsmug.

mud pie

anal cream pie, i.e. the act of ejaculating inside someone's asshole while performing anal sex.
Johan didn't pull out of her ass in time, thus giving Samantha a nice mudpie.
by Doomie June 7, 2004
mugGet the mud piemug.

angry black man

a beverage consisting of every option on a fountain soda machine, like those in fast food places or gas stations.
Andy couldn't decide what drink to get, so he went with the all-encompasing angry black man.
by Doomie November 27, 2004
mugGet the angry black manmug.

snazzle-nuts

1. The act of a man accidentally punching, slapping or otherwise striking himself in the balls.
2. Someone who is generally a jack ass. Someone you would like to see slap themselves in the balls.
1. In trying to smash the bee that had flown too close to him, Ivan gave himself snazzle-nuts. Ouch.
2. Alex is the epitome of snazzle-nuts.
by Doomie June 7, 2004
mugGet the snazzle-nutsmug.

Defecatus Academus

I couldn't hold it til I got home, so I had to do the Defecatus Academus.
by Doomie June 7, 2004
mugGet the Defecatus Academusmug.

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