Definitions by Doobie Smokes You

bendable 

Bendable is an adjective that is usually used by males (guys) to describe a chick they feel is good enough to have sex with. Being bendable doesn't necessarily make a chick hot. Being bendable just means that, if you asked or if the guy got the chance, he would bone you. So, in a sense, if you are not "bendable" you must be pretty ugly or messed up.

*Hot chick walks by*
Guy 1: "That chick is bendable, man."
*Okay-looking chick walks by*
Guy 2: "Yeah, she's bendable too."
*Fat, nasty, old chick walks by*
Guy 3: "Dude, she is NOT bendable. I'd never hit that."

bendable by Doobie Smokes You January 28, 2005

leg warmers 

Leg warmers are those awful things that chicks used to wear around their ankles in the '80s. Yeah, you know what I am talking about. Rumors have it that they are coming back. Put it simply, I hope they don’t. I am sure it is just a quick/dying fad….

Ask someone who was in high school during that period. They can hook you up with all the leg warmer info that you want.

Leg wamers are bad. enough said...

leg warmers by Doobie Smokes You January 22, 2005

phat 

Phat does mean Pretty Hot And Tempting, like the other definitions say. The problem with "phat" is that it is no longer in really. It has kind of phased out and is mostly used by wannabes, lowerclassmen in high school, or middle schoolers. It is now considered a slang faux pas. I wouldn't use it if I was you.

14 year old: "That's phat man."
22 year old: "Um, dude, that word got old in the late '90s"

phat by Doobie Smokes You December 14, 2004

climbing the corporate ladder

This pharse refers to moving up in rank within a particular field or business. If someone "climbs the corporate ladder" to the top, they started out at the bottom (stockboy, mail clerk, etc) and ended up at the top (CEO, CFO, vice pres., etc.)

Tim lived the American Dream. He started out as a desk clerk and climbed the corporate ladder to the top. He is now a CEO in the same field that he had started out in.

climbing the corporate ladder by Doobie Smokes You December 11, 2004

Xmas 

Contrary to popular belief, the X in X-Mas was not made up by the secular heathens in California (no attack intended). X-Mas was a shorter version of Christmas, first used in Europe around the 1500s. In Greek, Christ's name started with an X, Xristos. Thus, it is literally, "Christ-mas", or "Christ's Mass".

X-mas = Christmas
So, you are not offending God when you say Xmas.

Xmas by Doobie Smokes You December 6, 2004

cockblocker

Cockblocker: 1. (noun) a female friend who accompanies another female friend to planned meetings with a male peer, to ensure that the sista does not get into trouble;
2. (Noun) a male who interferes with another male's attempt to freak the woman whom the former either wishes to protect as a friend, or is already pursuing himself;
3. (Verb) to cockblock: basically, to interfere, by way of one's mere presence, with the attempt of one person to freak another

1. Jill "Jane, I really need you to come along tonight as my cockblocker so I don't do anything I would later regret.
Jane "Sure"
2. I made my move toward that hottie Jennifer with the thought of grinding with her. That cockblocker Alex cut in and got it first.
3. Alex cockblocks all the time

cockblocker by Doobie Smokes You December 2, 2004

woot 

1. an exclamation made when something good happens: YEA! AWESOME!
2. Male masturbation
3. (verb) male ejaculation esp. after masturbating

1. I just fragged that punk! Woot!
2. With a Playboy in his hand, he began to woot.
3. Dang, I just wooted all over my porno magazine.

woot by Doobie Smokes You November 18, 2004