Done it all dave's definitions

shitmageddon

The most extreme type of bowel evacuation known to man. A 10 out of 10 on the Rectum Scale. Always fatal…to anyone downwind.

Coroner: Sharon accidentally killed three bystanders after she performed Shitmageddon on the subway platform. Two others are in critical condition at a nearby hospital.

Reporter: What was the cause?

Coroner: Our hazmat team at the site has detected traces of Thai food and Taco Bell.

Reporter: Dear god.

by Done it all dave December 25, 2023

Pavlov's Pussy

A vagina that gets instantly moist in the presence of a dick.

Damn! I've got to change my panties again already! Must be Pavlov's Pussy...

by Done it all dave January 7, 2015

Homeschooled Weird

There’s weird, there’s fuckin’ weird…and then there’s Homeschooled Weird.

Person 1: Did you see those kids at the library? They wouldn’t even make eye contact when you talked to them at all!

Person 2: Yes…they are another classic example of Homeschooled Weird…

by Done it all dave December 13, 2022

The Bag

A scrotum.

When asked by a physician why his scrotum was swollen, the old man said: “You mean- the bag?”

by Done it all dave December 8, 2020

Terminal Blowout

Explosive diarrhea that is so massive and powerful, that it distorts the space-time continuum.

Following the consumption of some sketchy Thai food, Jay’s terminal blowout obliterated an entire public restroom...and he hasn’t been seen since.

by Done it all dave November 1, 2020

Absofoxlutely

When members of the Trump cult/Republicans declare an obviously true fact as 'fake news.'

The planet has been conclusively proven to be over 4.5 billion years old by scientists for decades, but my Republican Uncle completely denies it...absofoxlutely stupid!!!

by Done it all dave September 29, 2020

Glasgow

The Klingon Home World

The Klingon Home World is not a myth- it is actually Glasgow, Scotland. Go to the Buchanan Street bus station on a Friday night after 10 pm. If you know, you know.

by Done it all dave October 1, 2023