Homeschooled Weird

There’s weird, there’s fuckin’ weird…and then there’s Homeschooled Weird.

Person 1: Did you see those kids at the library? They wouldn’t even make eye contact when you talked to them at all!

Person 2: Yes…they are another classic example of Homeschooled Weird…

by Done it all dave December 13, 2022

The Bag

A scrotum.

When asked by a physician why his scrotum was swollen, the old man said: “You mean- the bag?”

by Done it all dave December 08, 2020

Pavlov's Pussy

A vagina that gets instantly moist in the presence of a dick.

Damn! I've got to change my panties again already! Must be Pavlov's Pussy...

by Done it all dave January 07, 2015

shitmageddon

The most extreme type of bowel evacuation known to man. A 10 out of 10 on the Rectum Scale. Always fatal…to anyone downwind.

Coroner: Sharon accidentally killed three bystanders after she performed Shitmageddon on the subway platform. Two others are in critical condition at a nearby hospital.

Reporter: What was the cause?

Coroner: Our hazmat team at the site has detected traces of Thai food and Taco Bell.

Reporter: Dear god.

by Done it all dave December 25, 2023

Terminal Blowout

Explosive diarrhea that is so massive and powerful, that it distorts the space-time continuum.

Following the consumption of some sketchy Thai food, Jay’s terminal blowout obliterated an entire public restroom...and he hasn’t been seen since.

by Done it all dave November 01, 2020

Glasgow

The Klingon Home World

The Klingon Home World is not a myth- it is actually Glasgow, Scotland. Go to the Buchanan Street bus station on a Friday night after 10 pm. If you know, you know.

by Done it all dave October 01, 2023

Bowl Acoustics

The unique sound produced by farting and shitting while sitting on the toilet.

Sharon’s morning bout of death-dealing bowl acoustics let everyone that she had gone out for Thai food the night before.

by Done it all dave December 05, 2022