Last night in my dream I was in tittie land. I woke up with the blanket looking like a tent had been erected.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone December 15, 2017
I had infinite wood on Thursday. I took some viagra so I could have sex with Desi Williams from Survivor. She is so hot i wanted to be able to have sex for more than 39 minutes, my usual standard. My erectile would not deflate or cum so I dragged my embarrased self to urgent care. Once there a nurse with huge tits hopped on my erect penis with her tight vagina and fucked me so hard with her tight pussy that I finally came. Thank you nurse Cheri!!!!!!!!!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone November 08, 2017
Melania Trump was giving me a terrific BJ. During the BJ i farted. She stopped and said "that was sooooo gross Jimmy, you are such A Dirty Jim Dog.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 17, 2017
Be careful or Opie will stab you in the back, take your wallet and spend all your money on drugs. Opie was not the good little boy that Mayberry RFD producers led you to believe.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 14, 2017
Mike Perry is fighting Santiago Ponzinibbio next month on November 17. Expect fireworks in this fight as neither fighter backs down and both have explosive KO power.Both fighters are coming off knock out victories. Perry fights out of Florida and fights for American Top Team. Ponzinibbio fights out of Los Angeles and fights for Lambert lay em out Fight Club.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 25, 2017
Neil MAGNY fought Robbie Lawler. MAGNY destroyed former champ Lawler. At one point during their fight, MAGNY, struck Lawler in the nose with his (MAGNY's) knee. Lawler's nose flew into the audience and the Urban Penistionary editor caught the nose and sold it on Ebay for 10 thousand smackaroos. The UFC rocks.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 17, 2020
Ronda Jean Rousey is an American mixed martial artist, judoka, and actress. Ronda was the 1st female UFC champion and held the belt until Holly Holm KOd her with a thunderous head kick.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017