Neil MAGNY destroyed Robbie Lawler in a UFC fight recently. MAGNY hit Lawler in the jaw with his penis and scored a first round knock out, becoming the 1st fighter in UFC history to score a KO via a penis strike!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 24, 2020
Neil MAGNY fought Robbie Lawler. MAGNY destroyed former champ Lawler. At one point during their fight, MAGNY, struck Lawler in the nose with his (MAGNY's) knee. Lawler's nose flew into the audience and the Urban Penistionary editor caught the nose and sold it on Ebay for 10 thousand smackaroos. The UFC rocks.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 18, 2020
An alien played by Robin Williams, the great actor who sadly took his own life. The character "Mork" was one of the most iconic and lovable TV characters in the 80s. Dude was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017
Randy Johnson the former big league pitcher who pitched for several teams throughout his brilliant career was nicknamed the big unit.
Johnson was called the big unit for several reasons . He was the tallest pitcher in major league history measuring 6'11" and being a southpaw, it was almost impossible for lefties to get a hit off Johnson. Furthermore, there are several words that mean penis such as dick, cock, johnson....etc. So, Randy Johnson, who was known as a real asshole and physically resembled a huge penis was given the nickname "the big unit"
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 13, 2017
Jennifer cut a very bad smelling pussy fart as I had intercourse with her. I now call Jennifer the little stinker.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone January 31, 2020
Mitch was playing poker with Donald Cowboy Cerrone, Archer, Crummy Dummy, and some other fellows. Mitch got a fullhouse and beat Archer's straight. On that winning hand, Mitchell won over eleven dollars and declared, "I won with a fullboy"!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 10, 2020
That simple dimplee poo ruined her cell phone.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017