Paul Craig is a UFC Light Heavy Weight fighter known for his last second finishes. The Scottish Craig is a standout submission fighter who once won a fight via armbar with one second left in the fight. Paul Craig is a badass who goes by the nickname Bear Jew because he looks like a giant Jewish bear. Craig also does a great Rocky impression!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone April 04, 2019

Someone who looks like Don Knotts.Could be male or female but often times a fife is a lesbian woman.
"Me"; I have invited Ashley to our party hon. +hon;: I dont think so Jim Dawg, that fife transgender bitch really rubs me the wrong way. +Me;: whatever you say.I will uninvite "her".
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 14, 2017

My boss fired me for giving myself a selfie. I had no idea there were cameras in the office. I would have waited to get home to blow myself if I had known better. Maybe I can file for wrongful termination.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

French fries ordered with onions, cheese, and burger sauce off of the secret menu at IN n OUT burger. Also when a french fry has sex with another french fry animal style, aka doggy style.
Last night I smoked so much Charlie Sheen OG that I ordered my french fries animal style @ IN N OUT Burger.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 19, 2017

Sometimes when I have had sex the chicks vagina farted while I was fucking her. The 1st time it happened I told a friend that her pussy made a farting sound and he told me thats a pussy fart that Starlene did on your dick. When I fucked this girl Nadine, her pussy farted a lot. Nadine had fucked these other guys I knew also. Nadine became my girlfriend. I think her pussy farted so much because it was tight. Chicks with loose pussies or huge vaginas do not pussy fart.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 17, 2017

When I asked Aurelio if he wanted to split a 12 pack with me he said, "sheeeeeyit S A, that micro brew you have there sucks, dont you have any Pabst Blue Ribbon."
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 14, 2017

A pizza restaraunt
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone January 17, 2018
