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Definitions by Donald Cowboy Cerrone

mile high club 

An imaginary club people belong to that claim to have had sex in a jetairliner.
Melissa and Fred tried to join the mile high club but Freddy forgot his little blue pill.

Pilot Harry 

This is what becomes of your hand if you jackoff too much.
Your hand grows hair on it when you jackoff more than 25 times a day. Thats what happened to me so now I call my left hand Pilot Harry, I am left handed.

big unit 

Randy Johnson the former big league pitcher who pitched for several teams throughout his brilliant career was nicknamed the big unit.
Johnson was called the big unit for several reasons . He was the tallest pitcher in major league history measuring 6'11" and being a southpaw, it was almost impossible for lefties to get a hit off Johnson. Furthermore, there are several words that mean penis such as dick, cock, johnson....etc. So, Randy Johnson, who was known as a real asshole and physically resembled a huge penis was given the nickname "the big unit"
big unit by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017
Often times a feller is given the name Richard. Often times people call the dude named Richard some other name. That other name is Dick. Following this logic, Richard becomes Dick which becomes Penis. This is why parents no longer name their kid Richard. The parents don't want the mean kids at school calling their child penis. For instance, when a kid wants to invite poor little Richard to a birthday party, he says hey penis ya wanna come to my party celebrating my birth.
Richard by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017
1 A nurse or intern . 2 A backup on a sports team. 3 To clean something using a scrubbing motion. 4 Zach Braff or Donald Faison
A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fine , also known as a bus stop.
scrub by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

cum blemish 

A mark or stain left on clothing or bed sheets after sex.
I noticed that Miley Cyrus had a large cum blemish on her dress last night when i watched The Voice on TV.

thickheads 

People lacking in common sense or a modicum of intelligence, or people with big fat heads on their shoulders.
This country{USA] is full of thickheads because we elected Donnie Trump for President. A classic case of the dumbing down of America.