by Donald Cowboy Cerrone May 22, 2018
An extremely self absorbed individual with a ridiculous hairdoo who became president of these United States because these United States voters are morons.
I told my wife that President Trump was a cocksucker and she said I did not know The Donald was President . Apparently my wife is quite naive. Donald Trump once fired Ian Zeiring.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 29, 2017
1 A nurse or intern . 2 A backup on a sports team. 3 To clean something using a scrubbing motion. 4 Zach Braff or Donald Faison
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017
Neil MAGNY destroyed Robbie Lawler in a UFC fight recently. MAGNY hit Lawler in the jaw with his penis and scored a first round knock out, becoming the 1st fighter in UFC history to score a KO via a penis strike!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 23, 2020
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone November 30, 2017
Randy Johnson the former big league pitcher who pitched for several teams throughout his brilliant career was nicknamed the big unit.
Johnson was called the big unit for several reasons . He was the tallest pitcher in major league history measuring 6'11" and being a southpaw, it was almost impossible for lefties to get a hit off Johnson. Furthermore, there are several words that mean penis such as dick, cock, johnson....etc. So, Randy Johnson, who was known as a real asshole and physically resembled a huge penis was given the nickname "the big unit"
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017
Often times a feller is given the name Richard. Often times people call the dude named Richard some other name. That other name is Dick. Following this logic, Richard becomes Dick which becomes Penis. This is why parents no longer name their kid Richard. The parents don't want the mean kids at school calling their child penis. For instance, when a kid wants to invite poor little Richard to a birthday party, he says hey penis ya wanna come to my party celebrating my birth.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017