Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Donald Cowboy Cerrone

thickheads

People lacking in common sense or a modicum of intelligence, or people with big fat heads on their shoulders.

This country{USA] is full of thickheads because we elected Donnie Trump for President. A classic case of the dumbing down of America.

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A bozo is one who writes definitions for urban dictionary.

I am not a bozo for writing this definition, I am trying to prove a point.

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A person who owns a cell phone but uses it as a hammer.

That simple dimplee poo ruined her cell phone.

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My friend Dave is taking MMA so he can kick the fuck out of the fucker who owns urban dictionary.

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A Cocksucking ass bandit stole the urban dictionary's owners wife's virginity!

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The mother fucker who shot everyone in Las Vegas.

That horrible guy who shot all those folks in Vegas is a Fuckface putrid asswipe

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Urban dicktionary with a penis on it. Putting a k in urbandictionary. Perhaps the funniest play on words ever!

When you spell urbandictionary U R B A N D I C K T I O N A R Y it looks like urbanpenisary. I looked up urban dicktionary in urbandictionary.

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