Tandoori Dip

Its when you are having dinner before you get laid, so you feed your girlfriend a curry. Then when having sex with her you give it to her doggy style and hence from the curry she farts, warming ur dick and nuts

My heaters were all broken on a winters night, so instead i got my girlfriend to give me a tandoori dip

by Don Gulliver May 16, 2003

little chipper

a little chipper is a baby's vagina, which looks like it has been chipped

Dude, that baby must have been a girl cause it had a little chipper

by Don Gulliver May 05, 2003

chezolagnia

having a masturbate whilst taking a poo

My homosexual friend says he gets off when he poos, so he tends to indulge in chezolagnia heaps

by Don Gulliver May 08, 2003

creamy beaver

a vagina which has been ejaculated in. the semen then tends to drip out - producing the creamy beaver

that creamy beaver looks like a waterfall

by Don Gulliver April 05, 2003

Captain's Log

This is no ordinary poo. This poo is so beast that it needs to be broken in half in order to get flushed, otherwise it will just stay in the toilet bowl like a brown stone.

Man, my captains log was so big it was sitting out of the water

by Don Gulliver April 07, 2003

Burnsy's Mum

If a mother is called burnsy's mum, they are being seriously paid out. This word is in honor of Burnsy's Mum, who was retarded, had a mono brow, was extremely ugly, and yelled out really loud things in public in her strange retarded language

Holy Shit, your mum is Burnsy's Mum

by Don Gulliver April 06, 2003

hiding sausages

when this term is applied to someone, it implys that they are a bit of a slut, in that they are good at hiding sausages (cocks) somewhere inside. Tis' a good payout for someones mum.

Peter's mum is good at hiding sausages

by Don Gulliver April 07, 2003