Don Gulliver's definitions

undy roll

this is also called pubic fat, where someone has excess fat in their genital region giving their privates the appearance of a beer gut.

I thought my girl friend was skinny until i saw her naked and realised she had an undy roll

by Don Gulliver May 8, 2003

Captain's Log

This is no ordinary poo. This poo is so beast that it needs to be broken in half in order to get flushed, otherwise it will just stay in the toilet bowl like a brown stone.

Man, my captains log was so big it was sitting out of the water

by Don Gulliver April 7, 2003

chezolagnia

having a masturbate whilst taking a poo

My homosexual friend says he gets off when he poos, so he tends to indulge in chezolagnia heaps

by Don Gulliver May 8, 2003

arabian love

arabian love is when someone has sexual desire for desert animals such as the camel.

that guy is dirty cause of his arabian love

by Don Gulliver April 5, 2003

little chipper

a little chipper is a baby's vagina, which looks like it has been chipped

Dude, that baby must have been a girl cause it had a little chipper

by Don Gulliver May 5, 2003

Icey

if u get an icey from someone it involves them putting two spoons in the freezer until they get icey and then they put each spoon on one of your nuts and they laugh in amazement as you get a nut freeze.

I gave this guy an icey and his nuts shrunk up so bad they went inside him

by Don Gulliver April 5, 2003

cracking a fat

if one is said to be cracking a fat, they are gaining an erection

When i saw Burnsy's Mum i cracked a fat

by Don Gulliver April 7, 2003