Pushing Cotton

"I'm really pushing cotton here, I must find a bathroom right now."
by Don November 30, 2003
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Retard

1. Slang, N; Mentally retarted person.
2. Slang, N; Stupid Person
3. Verb; Resistant to outside influences or substances.
1. "Look at all the retards'
"My brother is a retard"

2. "Bobby is such a retard"
"Only retards each boogers"

3. "Retard the flames with your urine, Retard"
by Don August 05, 2004
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floopy

when a man's cock is extremely soft, enabling his girlfriend, or anyone he chooses, including himself, to play with it, flopping it around from side to side, up or down, and enjoying the flaccidity by squeezing
you cock is so floopy! it's so much more fun than when it's hard...
by Don March 08, 2003
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scrt

scrt is a word that is used to describe many things. Its primary meaning is for when ur going a 120 mph on the highway and then deside to pull the ebreak...the second meaning is one that basically says that u can use the word scrt in replacement for anyother word...
primary definition: ya i was drivin on route to in my e class then i descided to scrt
secondary definition: ya so she was on the phone with me and i was all scrt
by DON April 07, 2004
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Koppel

A Cunt. Derived from the swivel eyed chairman who turned the great club of Wimbledon into Franchise FC
The Koppel stole my club!
by Don August 10, 2004
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nascar

Acronym for National Association of Stock Car Auto Racing. Started really with the shiners from the 20's and 30's and progressed into the large and popular sport it is today. Though the cars they race are not really stock at all, certain shapes, like hood, doors and trunk are taken from their stock counter-parts. There are many forms, such as
Nextel Cup(formerly winston)
Busch Grand National
Craftsman Truck Series
Arca
Goody's
Legends
And God knows what else, it is a very diverse sport, great for everyone to watch and enjoy.
chevyman-Dude, If Earnhardt were back out there, he's be beatin' the shit outta Gordon.
by don July 11, 2005
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Flag boy

A homosexual.

Typically a homosexual that prides himself on being gay, and needs everyone else to know it.
Those Flag boys are being far too loud.
by Don September 25, 2006
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