stoner

Someone who smokes weed all the time, and is so stoned all the time that they are unaware of their surroundings. The person is liable to smoke up to 4 joints a day, and things that are done in the house are always gone un-noticed. A stoner can sometimes forget where he is or what he is doing and can leave lights on, doors open, taps running and the heating on all night.
For fuck sake, the stupid git left on the lights in the hall, the kitchen, the bathroom, left the heating on, and left the tap running. I'll give him 5 years and he'll be dead from smoking that shit everyday, the stupid smelly Dog.
by Dog March 05, 2004
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mosh

A woman who is nuts. She can do very silly things and for no apparent reason. She can Freak out at absolutlety nothing. There are a few different kinds of Mosh, Mad Mosh, Funny Mosh, Simple Mosh and Get you Killed Mosh. The word Mosh is derived from the wrestler named ' Headbanger Mosh ', so its the term Headbanger, but Mosh sounds better.
She is fucking Mosh, she went ballistic because I was 15 minutes late for the time I was supposed to meet her. I got a puncture on the car and she thought I with another woman, the mad bitch, She is Mosh.
by Dog March 08, 2004
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mosquito

by dog April 30, 2003
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benevolence

an inclination to be kind and helpful or generous
by dog December 08, 2003
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jock

slang word for a person from Scotland
"that fella is a jock, he's just like Franco Begbie !"
by dog March 08, 2004
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computer freak

grant kozitza is a stupid futha fuckin whore
lets say my mom would let grant come over to my house to do my sister. she said no way, my daughter is not for sale. i bet youre wondering why the joke is in here, computer freak is grants moms sisters cousins redneck aunt.
by dog November 30, 2004
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