Dog's definitions

your mom

the person who helped you get on the bus.

your mom is like like a doorknob. everyone gets a turn except her, cuz she doesnt have the hands

grants momma is so fat. " what is up with my mom?! jesus christ!"
thats what grant said after


by dog November 30, 2004

computer freak

grant kozitza is a stupid futha fuckin whore

lets say my mom would let grant come over to my house to do my sister. she said no way, my daughter is not for sale. i bet youre wondering why the joke is in here, computer freak is grants moms sisters cousins redneck aunt.

by dog November 30, 2004

freeds

American Princess

matt f

by dog October 28, 2003

mosquito

black baby with wings...black baby

by dog April 30, 2003

stoner

Someone who smokes weed all the time, and is so stoned all the time that they are unaware of their surroundings. The person is liable to smoke up to 4 joints a day, and things that are done in the house are always gone un-noticed. A stoner can sometimes forget where he is or what he is doing and can leave lights on, doors open, taps running and the heating on all night.

For fuck sake, the stupid git left on the lights in the hall, the kitchen, the bathroom, left the heating on, and left the tap running. I'll give him 5 years and he'll be dead from smoking that shit everyday, the stupid smelly Dog.

by Dog March 5, 2004

don't even trip

dont play me like pumkin pie bitch.

don't even trip that bitch is on speed dial.

by dog November 29, 2003

batt

A Batt is a Welsh person, Batt is the way it is pronounced, but the word is supposed to be 'bud'. Alright bud, in a welsh accent is 'Aight Batt'. Irish are Paddys, Scottish are Jocks and Welsh are Batts.

Aight Batt, cool as fuck like, comin for a few pints of Brains like.

by dog March 8, 2004