Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Doctor Wojak

Darkthinking

The entertaining, pondering, and discussion of thoughts likely to be deemed dangerous by (and to) the current status quo/powers that be. Darkthinking is most commonly performed during congregations of the intellectual underground, consisting of talking points like legalizing weed, college sucks, digital marketing strategies, and Chinese thoughts. Darkthinking is responsible for many of mankind's greatest innovations such as the wheel, democracy, and videos.

Bro I got a 5th of Tequila come over for the Darkthinking sesh

Darkthinking by Doctor Wojak September 30, 2025

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eskimayos

Scandinavians

I just got jumped by a posse of Eskimayos. They tried to rob me for my "fleece jackets and finasteride" but I didn't have any. They didn't take my wallet or Jordans

eskimayos by Doctor Wojak December 1, 2024

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Upstroking

The practice of masturbating with exclusively upward motions starting from the base of the penis shaft. Usually done out of superstitious fear of downstrokes. Upstroking can be done with a single hand, but it can also done by alternating between both hands to increase SPM (strokes per minute).

Thoroughly enjoyed upstroking to this post. Cheers!

Upstroking by Doctor Wojak June 20, 2024