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The entertaining, pondering, and discussion of thoughts likely to be deemed dangerous by (and to) the current status quo/powers that be. Darkthinking is most commonly performed during congregations of the intellectual underground, consisting of talking points like legalizing weed, college sucks, digital marketing strategies, and Chinese thoughts. Darkthinking is responsible for many of mankind's greatest innovations such as the wheel, democracy, and videos.
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I just got jumped by a posse of Eskimayos. They tried to rob me for my "fleece jackets and finasteride" but I didn't have any. They didn't take my wallet or Jordans
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