Doctor Wojak's definitions

Pussycathing

Sounding, but done to a woman's urethra instead of a penis.

She's into pussycathing, and I don't really know how to feel about it.

by Doctor Wojak October 19, 2021

Darkthinking

The entertaining, pondering, and discussion of thoughts likely to be deemed dangerous by (and to) the current status quo/powers that be. Darkthinking is most commonly performed during congregations of the intellectual underground, consisting of talking points like legalizing weed, college sucks, digital marketing strategies, and Chinese thoughts. Darkthinking is responsible for many of mankind's greatest innovations such as the wheel, democracy, and videos.

Bro I got a 5th of Tequila come over for the Darkthinking sesh

by Doctor Wojak September 30, 2025

Seniormaxxing

Getting older, aging.

It's my birthday. I'm seniormaxxing.

by Doctor Wojak October 20, 2021

soybridging

A move made in bedwars (a popular Minecraft mini-game) in which a player is provoked in some sort of way and begins bridging insanely quickly out of rage or panic.

I fireballed FaZeChrisKyle off the map and now he's soybridging to mid.

by Doctor Wojak September 24, 2021

Physical NFT

Shit you buy at the fucking store

Bought a physical NFT of Skittles at 7/11.

by Doctor Wojak October 19, 2021

Upstroking

The practice of masturbating with exclusively upward motions starting from the base of the penis shaft. Usually done out of superstitious fear of downstrokes. Upstroking can be done with a single hand, but it can also done by alternating between both hands to increase SPM (strokes per minute).

Thoroughly enjoyed upstroking to this post. Cheers!

by Doctor Wojak June 20, 2024

gasdarking

Telling the truth.

Steven Crowder keeps gasdarking his audience.

by Doctor Wojak March 26, 2021