Doctor Gupta (prostatechecker)'s definitions

Charlie Neck

Charlie horse in your neck, which is specifically caused by a bullet.

Boy, they really laid the Charlie Neck on Aidan over there. Brutal.

by Doctor Gupta (prostatechecker) October 28, 2025

Mussolini Masher

For pleasure purposes: when an Italian lady playfully inserts gabagool into a man’s urethra.

Hey Tony, my little caro… ready for a Mussolini Masher? Make sure the gabagool didn’t escape the fridge!

by Doctor Gupta (prostatechecker) October 28, 2025

21-Cum Salute

When 21 guys are jerking off and have to finish simultaneously in honor of Lebron Raymone James’ birthday.

Happy birthday, LeBron! Round up the troops for the 21-cum salute!

by Doctor Gupta (prostatechecker) November 12, 2025

Greek Coffee

Someone who goes to get a cup of coffee at the dead of night at the only place that’s open (i.e., a greek restaurant).

This port authority cop took me out to get a greek coffee instead of drinking at my place.

by Doctor Gupta (prostatechecker) October 20, 2025

Worker’s Comp Sundae

Instead of receiving financial compensation for a workplace injury, you are given a coupon for a hot fudge brownie sundae. If this is the case, please contact your union immediately.

While carrying heavy boxes, Luke suffered a slipped disc on the job. Joe, his employer, hands him a worker’s comp sundae instead of papers to file for worker’s compensation.

by Doctor Gupta (prostatechecker) October 23, 2025