Doc Sigma's definitions

brlfq

Spells "mom and dad," to a retarded adult named Scotty.

BRLFQ spells "mom and dad," Mickey Mouse says it's 13 o'clock, that's my boy! -- Watching Scotty Grow

by Doc Sigma September 28, 2003

kaviar

Scat, especially when used in a sexual context.

I just downloaded a hot kaviar video!

by Doc Sigma November 29, 2003

X-Cops

One of the aliases of the band GWAR.

See an ad for a concert by the X-Cops? It's actually GWAR in disguise!

by Doc Sigma March 11, 2004

j&b

The best brand of wordScotch/word wordwhiskey/word.

Yes, I'm prejudiced toward my favorite brand, but so are all Scotch drinkers... ^_^

by Doc Sigma September 23, 2003

cake time

When a girl has cake coming out of her anus.

Cake time!

by Doc Sigma August 12, 2003

Cobb Knobbler

1) A cocksucker. (insult)

2) A member of the X-Cops.

1) My differential equations profession is such a fucking cobb knobbler.

2) I'll tell ya punks, the name's Cobb Knobbler
Satanic Nazi, Weenie gobbler
I was in the 'Nam, now I'm on the lam
Joined up with the X-Cops, kickin' ass and porkin' chops

by Doc Sigma March 8, 2004

journey into darkness

By far the most perverse sexual practice known to man, this involves shitting directly into another person's asshole.

It takes a very... special person to be able to properly perform the journey into darkness.

by Doc Sigma July 29, 2003