Doc Sigma's definitions

Jewish dozen

Eleven of something.

A Jewish dozen bagels would be 11 bagels.

by Doc Sigma July 30, 2008

actiplaque

Term used to describe the icky funk that tends to build up on Atari 2600 cartridges by Activision.

A mint Keystone Kapers will fetch more than one riddled with actiplaque.

by Doc Sigma July 5, 2004

there's no i in team

A cliche that needs to die.

Well, yeah, but there's no u either, so shut up!

by Doc Sigma May 19, 2004

now watch this drive

Something which makes no sense. People like to say it because it just makes no sense whatsoever. Much like the person who said it!

I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Now watch this drive.

by Doc Sigma June 19, 2004

Cobb Knobbler

1) A cocksucker. (insult)

2) A member of the X-Cops.

1) My differential equations profession is such a fucking cobb knobbler.

2) I'll tell ya punks, the name's Cobb Knobbler
Satanic Nazi, Weenie gobbler
I was in the 'Nam, now I'm on the lam
Joined up with the X-Cops, kickin' ass and porkin' chops

by Doc Sigma March 8, 2004

X-Cops

One of the aliases of the band GWAR.

See an ad for a concert by the X-Cops? It's actually GWAR in disguise!

by Doc Sigma March 11, 2004

my shizzle's gone fazizzle

My shit's fucked up.

My shizzle's gone fazizzle!

by Doc Sigma December 10, 2003