34 definitions by Doc Sigma

beer boot

The unfortunate fate awaiting many a man, especially one who loses a bet. A group of men all spit into a dirty, sweaty boot filled with beer, which is then stirred with a man's erect penis. The mixture is poured through a man's naked ass crack and into the mouth of the unfortunate bet-loser.

Todd bet that Nixon's middle name was Moe, so the lads forced a beer boot on him.

by Doc Sigma September 29, 2003

journey into darkness

By far the most perverse sexual practice known to man, this involves shitting directly into another person's asshole.

It takes a very... special person to be able to properly perform the journey into darkness.

by Doc Sigma July 29, 2003

polk salad

A short, hardy, rugged bush which grows in the southern United States, which is sometimes boiled and eaten for food.

Annie gathered up a bunch of polk salad, boiled it, and ate it.

by Doc Sigma August 24, 2003

magic cost-cutting sword

Sarcastic business term which refers to an attempt to cut costs when there simply are no more costs to be cut.

There is no magic cost-cutting sword.

by Doc Sigma November 5, 2003

brlfq

Spells "mom and dad," to a retarded adult named Scotty.

BRLFQ spells "mom and dad," Mickey Mouse says it's 13 o'clock, that's my boy! -- Watching Scotty Grow

by Doc Sigma September 28, 2003

so not the drama

wordSoCal/word expression meaning "no problem". Heavy accent placed on the "not" when pronounced.

Person 1: Bill can't make it to your party tonight.
Person 2: So not the drama! I didn't want him to come anyway.

by Doc Sigma September 7, 2003