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Not(contrary to popular belief) a contact sport-

A FUCKIN' COLLISION SPORT!!
A game for Piano-Lifters AND Piano Players - can you think of any other sport that can say that?
by Doc Johnson August 10, 2004

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UK - Fifty pence (50p).

Half a pound Sterling (100 pence).

Fifty Pennies.

From pre-decimal currency 'bob' = shilling and 20 shillings made one British pound. Therefore a modern 50p piece ('bit') = 10 Bob.
Oi Steve, have you got a Ten-Bob bit for the pool-table?
by Doc Johnson February 21, 2005

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Anybody who has the temerity to disagree with a liberal.
You don't think like ME?

What are you? - A Nazi? A Racist?
by Doc Johnson February 08, 2005

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A scornful, sarcastic reference to a weedy, unathletic Paki who, after watching "Boyz 'n'The Hood" fourteen times, being impressed by Amir Khan's latest fixed "fight" and turning up to TaeKwando lessons three weeks running, is labouring under the gross misapprehension that he is hard as fuckin' nails.
Genuine conversation Croft St. Hyde, UK 21:10hrs 14/10/09:

"Hey Whiteboy, what you doin' round here at dis time?"

"Fuck off Paki Chan or I'll kick your 3rd world arse back to the fuckin' Dark Ages."
by Doc Johnson October 18, 2009

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In English english, stupid, not very bright.
George Bush Jnr (shrub) gives the distinct impression that he's a bit THICK
THICK as pie meat.
THICK as Pigshit
THICK as Monkey spunk etc
by doc Johnson October 16, 2003

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The perfectly reasonable human self defence instinct to want to live amongst other people whose value systems, culture, religion, physical characteristics, sense of community and language are similar to one's own.
Why do ghettos form?

See above.

Why do countries evolve?

See above.
by Doc Johnson January 12, 2005

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The number of REAL (Not Hollywood)American servicemen who actually escaped from an axis prisoner of war camp during WW2 (1939-1945) Not 1942-1945.
William "never happened" Holden in Bridge over the River Quai.
by Doc Johnson December 27, 2003

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