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A scornful, sarcastic reference to a weedy, unathletic Paki who, after watching "Boyz 'n'The Hood" fourteen times, being impressed by Amir Khan's latest fixed "fight" and turning up to TaeKwando lessons three weeks running, is labouring under the gross misapprehension that he is hard as fuckin' nails.
Genuine conversation Croft St. Hyde, UK 21:10hrs 14/10/09:
"Hey Whiteboy, what you doin' round here at dis time?"
"Fuck off Paki Chan or I'll kick your 3rd world arse back to the fuckin' Dark Ages."
"Hey Whiteboy, what you doin' round here at dis time?"
"Fuck off Paki Chan or I'll kick your 3rd world arse back to the fuckin' Dark Ages."
by Doc Johnson October 18, 2009
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Product of sexual union between Negro and white parentage
From alt. pronunciation of 'Neither.'
Neither one thing nor the other.
Neither fish nor fowl.
Neither leg nor breast (White meat or dark meat).
Product of sexual union between Negro and white parentage
From alt. pronunciation of 'Neither.'
Neither one thing nor the other.
Neither fish nor fowl.
Neither leg nor breast (White meat or dark meat).
by Doc Johnson April 11, 2005
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Half a pound Sterling (100 pence).
Fifty Pennies.
From pre-decimal currency 'bob' = shilling and 20 shillings made one British pound. Therefore a modern 50p piece ('bit') = 10 Bob.
Half a pound Sterling (100 pence).
Fifty Pennies.
From pre-decimal currency 'bob' = shilling and 20 shillings made one British pound. Therefore a modern 50p piece ('bit') = 10 Bob.
by Doc Johnson February 21, 2005
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A suburban black guy who hangs around with, and acts, dresses etc. like suburban white guys who want to be urban black guys.
A black wigga wigger wiggah
A suburban black guy who hangs around with, and acts, dresses etc. like suburban white guys who want to be urban black guys.
A black wigga wigger wiggah
by Doc Johnson February 3, 2005
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Get the negress mug.The perfectly reasonable human self defence instinct to want to live amongst other people whose value systems, culture, religion, physical characteristics, sense of community and language are similar to one's own.
by Doc Johnson January 12, 2005
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After talentless UK waste-of-a-good-skin Tara Palmer what's-her-cunt.
It refers to her apparent total lack of any discernible breast tissue.
After talentless UK waste-of-a-good-skin Tara Palmer what's-her-cunt.
It refers to her apparent total lack of any discernible breast tissue.
Frank; "Done any deals yet this week?"
Dave; "No,last week I did three by Wednesday, but so far this week, Tara's Tits".
Dave; "No,last week I did three by Wednesday, but so far this week, Tara's Tits".
by Doc Johnson December 9, 2004
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