negress

A great insult for anyone of any race but esp.black men.

The lowest of the low.
'You want to overcharge me for my bargain bucket?'

'Get outta here negress........'
by Doc Johnson January 25, 2005
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Neetha

Half-Caste by race.

Product of sexual union between Negro and white parentage

From alt. pronunciation of 'Neither.'

Neither one thing nor the other.
Neither fish nor fowl.
Neither leg nor breast (White meat or dark meat).
Halle Berry is African-American?

Bullshit mate, she's a 'neetha' at best.
by Doc Johnson April 11, 2005
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DKDC

Doctors note to signify an illness , usually imaginary reported by an old p
erson who should be dead anyway.
"Dont Know Dont Care"
by Doc johnson October 14, 2003
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turtle power

The irresistable force with which an overdue turdforces it's way into your underpants wne you "gamble and lose".
"for christs sake get off the bog Lucy, I'm feeling the power of the turtle here and I'm going to mess myself"!
by Doc Johnson August 21, 2004
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Zero

The number of REAL (Not Hollywood)American servicemen who actually escaped from an axis prisoner of war camp during WW2 (1939-1945) Not 1942-1945.
William "never happened" Holden in Bridge over the River Quai.
by Doc Johnson December 27, 2003
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Paki Chan

A scornful, sarcastic reference to a weedy, unathletic Paki who, after watching "Boyz 'n'The Hood" fourteen times, being impressed by Amir Khan's latest fixed "fight" and turning up to TaeKwando lessons three weeks running, is labouring under the gross misapprehension that he is hard as fuckin' nails.
Genuine conversation Croft St. Hyde, UK 21:10hrs 14/10/09:

"Hey Whiteboy, what you doin' round here at dis time?"

"Fuck off Paki Chan or I'll kick your 3rd world arse back to the fuckin' Dark Ages."
by Doc Johnson October 18, 2009
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