Definitions by Doc Johnson

Paki Chan 

A scornful, sarcastic reference to a weedy, unathletic Paki who, after watching "Boyz 'n'The Hood" fourteen times, being impressed by Amir Khan's latest fixed "fight" and turning up to TaeKwando lessons three weeks running, is labouring under the gross misapprehension that he is hard as fuckin' nails.

Genuine conversation Croft St. Hyde, UK 21:10hrs 14/10/09:

"Hey Whiteboy, what you doin' round here at dis time?"

"Fuck off Paki Chan or I'll kick your 3rd world arse back to the fuckin' Dark Ages."

Paki Chan by Doc Johnson October 18, 2009

Neetha 

Half-Caste by race.

Product of sexual union between Negro and white parentage

From alt. pronunciation of 'Neither.'

Neither one thing nor the other.
Neither fish nor fowl.
Neither leg nor breast (White meat or dark meat).

Halle Berry is African-American?

Bullshit mate, she's a 'neetha' at best.

Neetha by Doc Johnson April 11, 2005

Ten Bob 

UK - Fifty pence (50p).

Half a pound Sterling (100 pence).

Fifty Pennies.

From pre-decimal currency 'bob' = shilling and 20 shillings made one British pound. Therefore a modern 50p piece ('bit') = 10 Bob.

Oi Steve, have you got a Ten-Bob bit for the pool-table?

Ten Bob by Doc Johnson February 21, 2005

bwigga 

Confusing one this -

A suburban black guy who hangs around with, and acts, dresses etc. like suburban white guys who want to be urban black guys.

A black wigga wigger wiggah

You probably know one.

bwigga by Doc Johnson February 3, 2005

negress 

A great insult for anyone of any race but esp.black men.

The lowest of the low.

'You want to overcharge me for my bargain bucket?'

'Get outta here negress........'

negress by Doc Johnson January 25, 2005

racism

The perfectly reasonable human self defence instinct to want to live amongst other people whose value systems, culture, religion, physical characteristics, sense of community and language are similar to one's own.

Why do ghettos form?

See above.

Why do countries evolve?

See above.

racism by Doc Johnson January 12, 2005

Tara's Tits 

In sales-related industries, Nothing, zero, nil.
After talentless UK waste-of-a-good-skin Tara Palmer what's-her-cunt.

It refers to her apparent total lack of any discernible breast tissue.

Frank; "Done any deals yet this week?"

Dave; "No,last week I did three by Wednesday, but so far this week, Tara's Tits".

Tara's Tits by Doc Johnson December 9, 2004