dicktionary

To have a defention on your penis.

dude will you lick the ink off my dicktionary

by DoUNoTylrDurden February 27, 2005

gouch chomper

a man/woman, who loves to chomp people gouches when there not looking.

David nathan: Dude i love the fresh taste of gouch in the morning,
me: dude your such a fucking gouch chomper.

by DoUNoTylrDurden February 27, 2005

sideburns

To be a guy and fuck a girl who has more facial hair then yourself.

Skyler: dude you fucked a sideburns thats discusting. you better have been intoxicated you ickle slut.

by DoUNoTylrDurden April 11, 2005

reality TV

a shitty ass excuse for a TV show.

something people with no lives talk about durring social times.

FAKE.

Girl: Oh My God did you see the new real world it was so dramatic and good. that josh is such a hottie
Me: are you fucking kidding me bitch make me a sandwich and film it we'll send it into mtv because that is as interesting as that bullshit. fuck you. fuck reality tv. get a life.

by DoUNoTylrDurden April 11, 2005

midnight stealth

To be in the spooning position, when your partner is asleep.... stick it in their butt.

Dude i fucking midnight stealthed the shit out of her.

by DoUNoTylrDurden February 27, 2005

penis head

to have a penis instead of a head

dude instead of a head he has a penis

by DoUNoTylrDurden February 27, 2005

a million

how many defenitions i have on this site

dude i have a million defenitions on this site

by DoUNoTylrDurden February 27, 2005