Dm's definitions

DM

The absolute best fucking person that ever touched the earth and ever will. Everyone elses purpose on this earth is to help him. All people before him were created to help produce him. He is the epitamy of evolution. After he dies kill yourself becaues there is nothing else worth living for

DM is fucking awesome

by DM November 22, 2003

the blood brothers

one of the most innovative and original bands ever. described as the new At The Drive-In by many. They originated in the NW hardcore scene and now have an ever-growing following.

Tom:Sugar i'd come over but your coffee tastes like the clap.
Jerry:click, click, bang, bang, kiss the siamese gun click, click, bang, bang.
Max: The way you walk, you walk out of order. the way you talk, you talk out of tune.

by Dm September 12, 2004

jaunt piece [pl. jaunt pieces]

thing or things, and/or object or objects

Pass that jaunt piece over here.
Get that jaunt piece for me.

by DM June 12, 2004

Gayshondra

Verb: To start a new job on a Monday and quit the next Monday, Noun: a stinky biiiitch

To shower without soap makes you a Gayshondra

by DM December 7, 2003

dM

The leet COD Coder; xBot/FuRy maker. OpenGL coder

omfg dM your hacks rule!

by dM May 25, 2004

Thamior

That same MMORPG player who is going to kill a certain someone for posting here.

Thamior chops Pyro Elven in half after taking away his hentai and bawls.

by DM April 5, 2004

viper bite

The first person sticks his or her fingers into a woman resembling the position of fingers in a bowling ball. Two fingers are inserted in the front, and the thumb in rear hole. Also known as the shocker position, except typically using the middle and ring finger, but then the first person *SNAPS* their fingers.

I thought Craig was pulling the shocker again last night, but it turned it into a viper bite.

by DM October 26, 2007