Disasterpiece's definitions

Slipnot

The wrong way to spell Slipknot.

Slipnot is not a word, go back to the third grade and realize that there is a silent K in knot, you stupid fucking waste-of-sperm dumbass cunt.

Thank you. =

by Disasterpiece February 16, 2008

Skinny Jeans

A pretty gay new trend in jeans for emos and preps. I suppose it's now "cool" to suffocate your ankles. They're simply jeans that are tight around your calfs and ankles. The only time they're okay is on hot boys and people that actually make their own style out of them. On these people they look pretty steezy, but they are usually only worn by mindless conformists and emo kids. A lot of people think that fat people shouldn't wear skinny jeans, but I don't think they look that bad on them as long as they are proportioned in the right way.

Minless conformist: OMG, I bought these awesome new skinny jeans at Pac Sun yesterday! I got them because everybody has them and I do what they do because I have no personality!

Emo Kid: I got these skinny jeans at Hot Topic yesterday. They're pretty emo, like my soul.

Me: Please die.

I would never be caught dead in skinny jeans.

by Disasterpiece February 19, 2008

Rockstar

Simply the most delicious, addictive, and energizing substance on Earth. It's pretty much liquified crack in a can.

I haven't had a Rockstar in three days and I need a fix real bad.

by Disasterpiece March 1, 2008

Skittles

A much cooler way to say, "skills."

Dude, you're just jealous of my mad skittles.

by Disasterpiece January 19, 2008

Go fuck yourself

A command uttered usually after one has said something infuriating or offensive to you.

Some people ask me why I curse so much. I respond to these people by asking them to go fuck themselves.

"Why don't you watch your mouth?"

"Why don't you go fuck yourself?"

by Disasterpiece January 23, 2008

Getting Down

The act of getting "jiggy with it."

Getting down: To dance.

by Disasterpiece December 25, 2007

Scene

What emo kids call themselves, because it is part of an emo kid's nature to continually deny that they are emo. So the emos of the world made up "Scene," which is the exact same thing, only with a possibly more emo word. Fuckin' emos.

SCENE = EMO. Don't let the emos fool you, it's exactly the same thing.

by Disasterpiece January 1, 2008