4 definitions by Dirtyred

crying over spilled milk

Crying over spilled milk is when someone bitches about something so stupid and pathetic

Terry: Oh no, i left my penny at my grandfather's house! WE HAVE TO GO GET IT!, OMG HES NOT ANSWERING HIS DOOR, LIFE AS WE KNOW IT IS OVVEVERR

Me:Ah pipe down you loud whiny dick-in-a-bucket, Quit crying over spilled milk; the old fuck isnt even home, Plus you could find a penny on the ground, dumb twat

by Dirtyred April 24, 2007

Squigglyboop

(VERB) When one has drunken sex

I got wasted last night and squigglybooped this chick.

by Dirtyred October 29, 2014

Glustony

When one is aroused by food or my involving food during sex.

The girl was filled with glustony when she realized a frozen hot dog could also work.

by Dirtyred July 17, 2016

Jack in a Box

When you masturbate inside of a box

I wanna Jack in a Box.

by Dirtyred October 30, 2017