Dirty Sanchez's definitions

slimy sally

A fat ugly girl whom is jizzed upon during the eating of an apple.

She was sitting under the apple tree and someone randomly slimy sally'd her.

by Dirty Sanchez June 5, 2004

royale

black and hardxcore. pretty flippin 5w337

the other day i saw this weird royale guy. but he was hawt so it's all good.

by dirty sanchez March 6, 2005

boy butter

The tasty salty treat that flows from the tip of the meat fountain.

Rock Hudson always took time to have a nutritional treat of boy butter.

by dirty sanchez July 1, 2003

Testache

When a male takes his hand and grabs his sweaty balls and twirls them around inside his pants creating a creamy fluid and then wipes it all over the space between the upper lip and nose of another person.

That sick ass faggot gave me a testache.

by Dirty Sanchez August 1, 2003

Van-Girl

The slut in the van that all the guys took turns nailing in High School.

"That chick used to be a Van-Girl. I was the twenty-eighth guy to hit it after a football game and there were a bunch of guys still in line after me."

by Dirty Sanchez March 2, 2004

Pink Oboe

Your pink instrument, your purple headed warrior, it stands to attention when played.

"I'm going to play my pink oboe"

by Dirty Sanchez November 14, 2003

Ugly Ginger Munter

Slack jawed, saggy titted, burger faced harridan. Easily detected by the trail of dribbled food and bin juice it leaves in its wake. Normally has a shopping trolley in its front garden.

We ALL know one of these, don't we?

by Dirty Sanchez May 1, 2003