Definitions by Dirty Band-Aid
White Trash Power
Exclaimed in celebration after a feat of white trash ingenuity has been accomplished, or after learning of good news.
White Trash Power by Dirty Band-Aid May 28, 2011
Trampotage
I'm thinking of getting a tattoo on my thigh, that way my ass can be in his face while he works on me and he'll forget all about his girlfriend. Operation Trampotage in full effect!
Trampotage by Dirty Band-Aid December 28, 2010
F&M
Facebook masochism. Torturing yourself by obsessively monitoring the page of someone you like, but who doesn't like you. This may also include visiting pages of their friends, family and co-wokers. F&M differs from stalking in that any information gained; seeing what they do, where they go, what's new, etc. only makes you more miserable because you aren't a part of it; yet you can't stop looking.
It's his fault I'm into F&M. He shouldn't have told me he liked me, slept with me and then never called me.
F&M by Dirty Band-Aid September 11, 2010
Masturbation Math
Mental calculation performed prior to an event or "hectic time" in which you try to determine the next opportunity you will have to masturbate.
I did the masturbation math...I leave tomorrow and I know I'll be bunking with a friend. If I don't masturbate tonight, I'll have to wait 8 days until I get home from vacation.
Masturbation Math by Dirty Band-Aid September 3, 2010