Rachel's fanny was like a wizard's sleeve after her night of passion with Trey and his swashbuckling cock.
by Dirty Animals June 17, 2009
1. Unsavory substance made from left-over roast pork.
2. Unsavory substance found under an unwashed prepuce.
2. Unsavory substance found under an unwashed prepuce.
by Dirty Animals January 07, 2009
The deliciously painful feeling experienced the morning after a bout of particularly vigorous intercourse.
Applicable, but not limited, to homosexual activity.
Applicable, but not limited, to homosexual activity.
"You alright Alisdair? You look like you're gonna throw up!"
"Yeah, just a touch of sausage hangover; Iain got a little carried away last night after watching Bill Odie on Springwatch..."
"Yeah, just a touch of sausage hangover; Iain got a little carried away last night after watching Bill Odie on Springwatch..."
by Dirty Animals February 23, 2009
A Weasel in My Meatsafe is an autobiographical book by One Man and His Dog presenter Phil Drabble.
A weasel in my meatsafe is a euphemism for the act of housing (temporarily) a long, thin, hairy creature within a safe, meaty environment.
A weasel in my meatsafe is a euphemism for the act of housing (temporarily) a long, thin, hairy creature within a safe, meaty environment.
Michelle - "You're looking pretty pleased with yourself this morning. What's the deal?"
Zoe - "Well, I had a weasel in my meatsafe last night, so life is good!"
Zoe - "Well, I had a weasel in my meatsafe last night, so life is good!"
by Dirty Animals November 05, 2009
The act of having rubbed your erect penis against your partner's arse-hole as a prelude to anal sex, or as a means of stimulation in it's own right
"So did that Jess chick let you put it anywhere?!"
"No. She reckons anal on a first date is slutty, so I just horn-rimmed her instead."
"No. She reckons anal on a first date is slutty, so I just horn-rimmed her instead."
by Dirty Animals January 24, 2009
A phenomena caused by friction; occuring when an eldery gentleman's grey 'beard' rubs against the inside of his polyester trousers, resulting in an electric shock being administered to anyone touching his 'wand'.
Gladys' eyes shot open in shock as she felt the sparks from Albert's semi-flaccid cock shoot across her toothless gums.
"Wizard!" she thought.
"Wizard!" she thought.
by Dirty Animals January 16, 2009
The anomaly of finding an ugly person attractive as soon as their genitals are exposed. Usually the result of extreme randiness, but not always.
Sofie - "Eeew, did you seriously go home with Larissa last night??!!"
Steve - "I know, I know! I wasn't gonna actually DO anything, but then she took her knickers off and the porn goggles appeared..."
Steve - "I know, I know! I wasn't gonna actually DO anything, but then she took her knickers off and the porn goggles appeared..."
by Dirty Animals February 12, 2009