Weasel in my meatsafe

A Weasel in My Meatsafe is an autobiographical book by One Man and His Dog presenter Phil Drabble.

A weasel in my meatsafe is a euphemism for the act of housing (temporarily) a long, thin, hairy creature within a safe, meaty environment.

Michelle - "You're looking pretty pleased with yourself this morning. What's the deal?"

Zoe - "Well, I had a weasel in my meatsafe last night, so life is good!"

by Dirty Animals November 05, 2009

Porn goggles

The anomaly of finding an ugly person attractive as soon as their genitals are exposed. Usually the result of extreme randiness, but not always.

Sofie - "Eeew, did you seriously go home with Larissa last night??!!"
Steve - "I know, I know! I wasn't gonna actually DO anything, but then she took her knickers off and the porn goggles appeared..."

by Dirty Animals February 12, 2009

Duffle

Verb used to describe the action of fornicating through the frayed hole in a urine-soaked hessian sack.

Sophie loved the feel of the sack-cloth rasping against her naked flesh while Adam duffled her.

by Dirty Animals August 04, 2009

Wizard

A phenomena caused by friction; occuring when an eldery gentleman's grey 'beard' rubs against the inside of his polyester trousers, resulting in an electric shock being administered to anyone touching his 'wand'.

Gladys' eyes shot open in shock as she felt the sparks from Albert's semi-flaccid cock shoot across her toothless gums.
"Wizard!" she thought.

by Dirty Animals January 16, 2009

Swashbuckling

Adverb used to describe an unusually large member. From the buckling effect on a lady's 'swash'.

Rachel's fanny was like a wizard's sleeve after her night of passion with Trey and his swashbuckling cock.

by Dirty Animals June 17, 2009

Foaming At The Minge

A complimentary phrase used to describe the positive effects of a pleasant-looking male on the delicate sensibilites of a hard-up female.

1) Fuck me, that guy was hot; I'm foaming at the minge!!!

2) Phhhhaaaooorrr; that guy was foamy!!!!!

by Dirty Animals February 12, 2010

Pork cheese

1. Unsavory substance made from left-over roast pork.

2. Unsavory substance found under an unwashed prepuce.

1. Mrs Beeton's pork cheese did not taste good!!!

2. Mrs Beeton's pork cheese did not taste good!!!

by Dirty Animals January 07, 2009