Definitions by Dirty Animals

Foaming At The Minge

A complimentary phrase used to describe the positive effects of a pleasant-looking male on the delicate sensibilites of a hard-up female.

1) Fuck me, that guy was hot; I'm foaming at the minge!!!

2) Phhhhaaaooorrr; that guy was foamy!!!!!

Foaming At The Minge by Dirty Animals February 12, 2010

Weasel in my meatsafe 

A Weasel in My Meatsafe is an autobiographical book by One Man and His Dog presenter Phil Drabble.

A weasel in my meatsafe is a euphemism for the act of housing (temporarily) a long, thin, hairy creature within a safe, meaty environment.

Michelle - "You're looking pretty pleased with yourself this morning. What's the deal?"

Zoe - "Well, I had a weasel in my meatsafe last night, so life is good!"

Weasel in my meatsafe by Dirty Animals November 5, 2009

Duffle 

Verb used to describe the action of fornicating through the frayed hole in a urine-soaked hessian sack.

Sophie loved the feel of the sack-cloth rasping against her naked flesh while Adam duffled her.

Duffle by Dirty Animals August 4, 2009

Swashbuckling 

Adverb used to describe an unusually large member. From the buckling effect on a lady's 'swash'.

Rachel's fanny was like a wizard's sleeve after her night of passion with Trey and his swashbuckling cock.

Swashbuckling by Dirty Animals June 17, 2009

Climping 

The act of trimming one's labia with pinking shears for aesthetic and/or sensory purposes.

Tammy knew she was gonna be sore after climping, but this was ridiculous! It felt like she'd done the splits on a box of dynamite!!!

Climping by Dirty Animals May 14, 2009

Sausage hangover 

The deliciously painful feeling experienced the morning after a bout of particularly vigorous intercourse.
Applicable, but not limited, to homosexual activity.

"You alright Alisdair? You look like you're gonna throw up!"
"Yeah, just a touch of sausage hangover; Iain got a little carried away last night after watching Bill Odie on Springwatch..."

Sausage hangover by Dirty Animals February 23, 2009

Porn goggles 

The anomaly of finding an ugly person attractive as soon as their genitals are exposed. Usually the result of extreme randiness, but not always.

Sofie - "Eeew, did you seriously go home with Larissa last night??!!"
Steve - "I know, I know! I wasn't gonna actually DO anything, but then she took her knickers off and the porn goggles appeared..."

Porn goggles by Dirty Animals February 12, 2009