Definitions by Dirk Diggler

chunky but funky 

thick women that are actually hot looking

i'm not fat i'm chunky but funky.

chunky but funky by dirk diggler June 23, 2004

Prosti-tots 

N. A Prosti-tot is a young underage girl dressed to get laid, aka jailbait.

Damn, this truck show is full of Prosti-tots!!!

Prosti-tots by Dirk Diggler April 28, 2004

garden 

Drug Dealer

I couldn't figure out why the pig kept looking at me, but then I saw a garden staring at me like "remember me from the pen?"

garden by Dirk Diggler October 25, 2003

brawny 

the swingingest paper towel brand on the market today.

"what kind of paper towels should i get?"
"Brawny DUH!"

brawny by Dirk Diggler October 25, 2003

san diego 

Best. City. Ever.

san diego by Dirk Diggler October 25, 2003

apricots

One nasty ass fruit, nigga.

I ate an apricot once, never again.

apricots by Dirk Diggler October 25, 2003

gizzle 

v. 1. to pout, complain, or make unreasonable demands. 2. To piss in a gizzle's back (See below).
n. 1. An individual characterized by a lack of diplomacy. 2. Demands respect which has not been earned.
(ALSO: Giz; May be pronounced Ji'-zul)

The gizzle just gizzed on me cuz i didn't pay the phone bill. Fuckin gizzle.

gizzle by Dirk Diggler September 13, 2003