Dirk Diggler's definitions

jihad

When someone dedicates all of their energy to one particular task for a limited period of time.

Originated at a greenhouse in mid-Michigan.

We need to get this done fast. Go Jihad.

by Dirk Diggler August 22, 2004

Fump

a fupa or gunt, that extends to the rump of a woman. Resembles a horse shoe.

Deborah has to sit both away from her desk and leaning forward out of her chair because her fump won't allow her to sit otherwise.

by Dirk Diggler February 3, 2003

gift giver

What ever fag bug chaser is looking for; a person with AIDS to infect them.

Dave was looking for that special gift giver last night.

by Dirk Diggler July 25, 2003

garden

Drug Dealer

I couldn't figure out why the pig kept looking at me, but then I saw a garden staring at me like "remember me from the pen?"

by Dirk Diggler October 25, 2003

brawny

the swingingest paper towel brand on the market today.

"what kind of paper towels should i get?"
"Brawny DUH!"

by Dirk Diggler October 25, 2003

NoFup

The gravity defying act of a fupa or guntgoing North of the waistline.

Her nofup is spreading so far into the north, where does the fup end and the chest begin?

by Dirk Diggler February 3, 2003

buck knuckle

male camel toe

similar to the knee of a buck (male deer)

check out the buck knuckle on that dude!

by dirk diggler June 27, 2004