Direwolf 's definitions

Mississippi pudding pie

When one during intercorse pulls out right before cumming, then proceeds to ejaculate into a pudding cup, takes said pudding smears in on the vagina and proceeds to eat her out.

Yesterday me and Susan did Mississippi pudding pie during a orgy!

by Direwolf December 15, 2022

Pirate

Older name for a Pastafarian. Commonly confused with Anti-ninjas, which is wrong, because ninja are Pastafarian too. There are even ninja-pirates. Not to be confused with pirate-ninja though, they are something entirely different.

Real Pirate: "Arrr, Hail the pasta!"

by direwolf December 3, 2014

porn

Assuming everyone knows what porn is (unless you're mentally retarded)... 98% of the time someone's hard drive gives out on them, it's because of this.

"Dude my computer started giving me all these error messages and stuff... can you help me?"

"Yea, first of all, get a new hard drive/entire computer cause yours probably sucks... when you're done with that, stop looking at so much porn! Idiot! At least be smart about it: get anti-virus, anti-spyware, and a firewall...THEN you can BEGIN to look at SOME...

by DireWolf September 4, 2006

dipped

1.To leave physically in any situation (most likely really fast to get away)
2.To run/get away from something

1 & 2. After seeing one run away really fast: "Man, he/she DIPPED!"

Can also be used as: "He/she 'dipped out!'"

by DireWolf September 4, 2006

doggy paddle

To paddle like a dog.

"I didn't know how to swim properly, so I just doggy paddled around in the pool"

by DireWolf September 4, 2006