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THE PUMPING JACK

When a dominant straps a dildo to his head, and penatrates either the cunt or Anus while Pornogrind is playing loudly in the background
"THE PUMP JACK"
Dude Todd! Me and that Goth chick Raven did "THE PUMPING JACK" for the first time last night, It made her whole week dude
by Direwolf January 26, 2023
mugGet the THE PUMPING JACKmug.

Rolfing

To post anti ATF/Fed bois memes on Facebook, not to be confused with Bubbaing which is to post pictures of terribly modded "Bubbaed" firearms
Dude Rolfing is my favorite Facebook activity of all time!
by Direwolf April 6, 2024
mugGet the Rolfingmug.

Squ'ith-Divers

Omg! It's the Squ'ith-Divers! We're saved!
by Direwolf July 27, 2025
mugGet the Squ'ith-Diversmug.

porn

Assuming everyone knows what porn is (unless you're mentally retarded)... 98% of the time someone's hard drive gives out on them, it's because of this.
"Dude my computer started giving me all these error messages and stuff... can you help me?"

"Yea, first of all, get a new hard drive/entire computer cause yours probably sucks... when you're done with that, stop looking at so much porn! Idiot! At least be smart about it: get anti-virus, anti-spyware, and a firewall...THEN you can BEGIN to look at SOME...
by DireWolf September 4, 2006
mugGet the pornmug.

doggy paddle

"I didn't know how to swim properly, so I just doggy paddled around in the pool"
by DireWolf September 4, 2006
mugGet the doggy paddlemug.

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