Diggity Monkeez's definitions

Play on Words

A theatrical performance acted out on top of a dictionary.

Do you like plays on words?

by Diggity Monkeez June 3, 2005

Grammar Fascist

One who corrects the grammar of all people, not just Jews and Gypsies.

The Grammar Fascist corrected me when I told him that I wanted to 'get an good grade' on the Spanish test.

by Diggity Monkeez February 3, 2005

Howard Cosell

1960s/70 sportscaster; disliked wholeheartedly by most Americans.

Howard Cosell was loud, obnoxious, and opinionated; thus, he was a successful sports personality.

by Diggity Monkeez February 10, 2005

Snack

A meal that comes in between two of the 'Big Three' that, more often than not, is unhealthy.

I had a nice snack of carrots and celery. I'm not a baby.

by Diggity Monkeez January 13, 2005

You're Welcome

A polite way to to respond to thanks. Implies that the other person is welcome to ask for any other favors. Synonymous with no problem.

Howard: Thanks for washing the dog, Pete.

Pete: You're welcome.

by Diggity Monkeez February 28, 2005

Sole

1) The bottom of a shoe.

2) The only one.

These definitions should not be confused with the religious word, 'soul'.

1) My sole is itchy. I should start wearing socks.

2) I am the sole right-hander that prefers lefty scissors.

by Diggity Monkeez January 26, 2005

Tax

1) A due paid to the government for living expenses.

2) To set up such dues.

3) To burden.

1) I have an accountant calculate my taxes for me.

2) The old French regime taxed the poor heavily.

3) The heavy boulder on her back taxed her, but she was able to reach Nevada in time for the fireworks spectacular.

by Diggity Monkeez January 28, 2005