Definitions by Diggity Monkeez

Waffle House 

The United States' largest chain of truck stops.

When I was at Waffle House, I listened to a pair of truckers talk about alligators on the road. It took some time for me to realize that these "alligators" were actually large pieces of tire.

Waffle House by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005

Ump 

Shortened form of 'umpire' used by baseball players, managers, and anyone connected with the game.

Fans don't call umpires 'umps'- they usually use more offensive names.

Ump by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005

Billy Mays 

Spokesperson on numerous infomercials, including those for Oxy-Clean and the Hands-Free Car Phone.

I THINK THAT BILLY MAYS BELIEVES THAT THE LOUDER HE TALKS, THE SMARTER HE SOUNDS.

I'm still not buying Oxy-Clean.

Billy Mays by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005

Little Rock 

One of Arkansas' two cities, along with Arkadelphia.

Have you been to Little Rock in the past year?

Little Rock by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005

Raul Mondesi 

Andruw Jones Lite. Good for 25-30 home runs per year and 20+ stolen bases. Also 'good' for a .250 batting average, 100+ strikeouts, and a spot in the league's top five malcontents.

Raul Mondesi, like Reggie Sanders, plays with a team for a year, hits his 27 homers, and then moves on.

Raul Mondesi by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005

HW 

Abbreviation of 'homework'. Or 'nuisance'.

I can't get A's without doing my HW. I might be a lot more cheerful, however, if I took a break some days. In fact, I sometimes consider waiting until the lunch period to do it. Hmmm...

I always end up doing it at home.

HW by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005

New York Minute 

Approximately sixty seconds.

Don: For how long do I have to microwave this?

Lawrence: For a New York Minute.

New York Minute by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005