Howard Cosell

1960s/70 sportscaster; disliked wholeheartedly by most Americans.
Howard Cosell was loud, obnoxious, and opinionated; thus, he was a successful sports personality.
by Diggity Monkeez February 11, 2005
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Second Person

The part of speech that is used when speaking directly to another person. The second person utilizes the word 'you' (and, below the Mason-Dixon line, 'y'all').
I tried referring to myself in the second person when bragging about all of my outstanding test scores, but my friend thought that I was complimenting him.
by Diggity Monkeez February 28, 2005
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Brontosaurus

An incorrect name given to a sauropod skeleton. It was originally believed to be a new genus, but was later understood to be the same creature as the Apatosaurus.
Brontosaurus burgers couldn't have existed, correct?
by Diggity Monkeez March 17, 2005
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The Willies

Like 'The Creeps', The Willies is a feeling that one gets when he/she gets especially nervous. The Willies is not caused by actual fear, but the thought that something scary could happen in the near future. Too, unsettling actions/individuals can bring about The Willies.
Rick: See that guy over there in the gray fedora? He's starting to give me The Willies.

Gene: Yeah, I see where you're coming from. Throughout the show, a few other friends came up to me to express how creepy he is.
by Diggity Monkeez March 23, 2005
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Location

The geographical point that an object is at.
Location, shmocation- I don't care where definitions come from!
by Diggity Monkeez April 28, 2005
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F--

Like the F-, the F-- is the worst grade possible. However, an F- can be given for an assignment that wasn't turned in or had little or no effort put into it. An F-- not only denotes an awful grade, but signals that the content, no matter how much work was put into it, was so awful that a mere F- wouldn't be painful enough for its recipient.
The boy was stunned when he received an F-- on his paper; he had stayed up all night working on it.
by Diggity Monkeez February 24, 2005
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Jeff Cirillo

The best example of a career destroyed by Coors Field. Under contract with the Milwaukee Brewers.
Jeff Cirillo was one of the NL's best third basemen before he was traded to Colorado; now he's not even starting.
by Diggity Monkeez February 05, 2005
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