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Definitions by Diggity Monkeez

The apostrophe can:

1) substitute for a word/space in a contraction.

2) show possession when placed at the end of a word and followed by 's', save for words that end in 's' or the word 'its'.

3) be used instead of a 'g' in the progressive tense (is doing, was doing, etc.).
1) He's climbing pretty rapidly.

2) Stephanie's shorts were too small, but nobody complained.

3) I'm checkin' e-mail.
' by Diggity Monkeez January 24, 2005
1) To release non-gaseous substances from the mouth; to expactorate.
This includes saliva, water, chewing tobacco, etc.

2) Saliva.

3) To proverbiably make a grand show of disrespect towards values, rules, ideas, etc. Followed by 'on', 'upon', etc.
1) I was kicked out of the restaurant for spitting in the flower vase.

2) Randy drools while he sleeps, which explains the large puddle of spit on and around his desk.

3) After hearing me out, Randy spat upon my values and lied to his mother about the muddy hiking boots.
Spit by Diggity Monkeez January 23, 2005
A mysterious, furry mammal that resides on the heads of aging, bald men.
Should there be an accent somewhere in toupee? I think so.
Toupee by Diggity Monkeez January 23, 2005
1)First-person singular pronoun in a sentence's subject.

2) '1' in Roman Numerals.

3) The Alphabet's 9th letter.
1) I am trying out this new hair regrowth formula.

2) Super Bowl I had the Packers in it, so you should be glad that you weren't alive to see it.

3) 'I' comes after 'H'.
I by Diggity Monkeez January 23, 2005
1) See Buffalo Bills.

2) See Latrell Sprewell.
1) Fran choked on that test; every time I looked over she was sitting there chewing on her eraser. She couldn't have done well.

2) Donald choked Ricky to death after finding out that Ricky had informed the police of Donald's illegal imports.
Choke by Diggity Monkeez January 23, 2005

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