Diggity Monkeez's definitions

Choke

1) See Buffalo Bills.

2) See Latrell Sprewell.

1) Fran choked on that test; every time I looked over she was sitting there chewing on her eraser. She couldn't have done well.

2) Donald choked Ricky to death after finding out that Ricky had informed the police of Donald's illegal imports.

by Diggity Monkeez January 23, 2005

NL

MLB's National League, in which pitchers bat for themselves.

The NL is the longest surviving league in baseball, having existed since 1876.

by Diggity Monkeez February 3, 2005

Two-Bit

Cheap; of bad quality.

I was expecting a tale of fun and excitement, but instead I listened to a two-bit story about Rick's trip to his grandmother's.

by Diggity Monkeez April 22, 2005

Deal

1) An agreement.

2) To give out cards to each player in a card game.

3) Problem.

1) They made a deal not to tell anybody about the board game results.

2) Gretchen was dealt a horrible hand, but she didn't fold, hoping to bluff others into giving up.

3) What's Leomard's deal? He won't even speak to me!

by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005

Ninety Six

A city in South Carolina.

Ninety Six is a small country town.

by Diggity Monkeez January 4, 2005

Rout

1) To defeat soundly.

2) A sound defeat.

1) Unfortunately, we were nonetheless routed in the championship game by Wortsford.

2) The game wasn't anywhere near close; we won by so much that even calling it a rout would be generous.

by Diggity Monkeez May 13, 2005

Piece of Cake

An easy task that usually ends up being more fun than difficult.

Mom: Mop the floor, please, son.

Son: Mop the floor, eh? Piece of cake!

Mom: What?

Son: I said that mopping the floor will be a piece of cake.

Mom: Oh, OK. I didn't hear you the first time.

Son: Understood.

by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005