Definitions by Diggity Monkeez

Jeff Cirillo 

The best example of a career destroyed by Coors Field. Under contract with the Milwaukee Brewers.

Jeff Cirillo was one of the NL's best third basemen before he was traded to Colorado; now he's not even starting.

Jeff Cirillo by Diggity Monkeez February 4, 2005

Spelling Bee

Spelling competition for grades four through eight.

I almost one my school's spelling be twice, but fell short both times.

Spelling Bee by Diggity Monkeez February 3, 2005

Grammar Fascist 

One who corrects the grammar of all people, not just Jews and Gypsies.

The Grammar Fascist corrected me when I told him that I wanted to 'get an good grade' on the Spanish test.

Grammar Fascist by Diggity Monkeez February 3, 2005

NL

MLB's National League, in which pitchers bat for themselves.

The NL is the longest surviving league in baseball, having existed since 1876.

NL by Diggity Monkeez February 3, 2005

General

1) The American military's highest rank, save for commander-in-chief (the president).

2) Inclusive; not specific.

1) General MacArthur was dismissed by Harry Truman.

2) Such a general topic shouldn't be so difficult to write about.

General by Diggity Monkeez February 3, 2005

S 

Harry Truman's middle name. The 'S' didn't stand for anything; it resulted from an argument over which grandfather's name Truman's middle name should bear.

'S' made a cool middle name, didn't it?

S by Diggity Monkeez February 3, 2005

Def

UrbanDictionary.com's abbreviation for 'definition'. See the 'new def' link at the top of the page.

I added a new def today.

Okay, okay, I DO sound stupid.

Def by Diggity Monkeez February 3, 2005