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The apostrophe can:

1) substitute for a word/space in a contraction.

2) show possession when placed at the end of a word and followed by 's', save for words that end in 's' or the word 'its'.

3) be used instead of a 'g' in the progressive tense (is doing, was doing, etc.).

1) He's climbing pretty rapidly.

2) Stephanie's shorts were too small, but nobody complained.

3) I'm checkin' e-mail.

by Diggity Monkeez January 24, 2005

Gerald Ford

A former football star at the University of Michigan. Gerald Ford's claim to fame comes from America' most recognizable rehabilitation center, the Betty Ford Clinic, which was set up by Ford's wife, Betty.

Gerald Ford's presidency was marked by two assassination attempts on his life. He's still alive now, so I'm assuming that they both failed.

by Diggity Monkeez January 09, 2005

IV

1) 'Four' in Roman numerals.

2) Intraveneous, as in 'intraveneous fluids'.

1) Harold IV was the fourth Harold in his family.

2) While you're here, sir, we need to hook you up to this IV.

by Diggity Monkeez February 08, 2005

Sophisticate

One who is sophisticated.

Classy sophisticates like me use big words in our sentences. Did I say big? I meant polysyllabic. Polysyllabic!

by Diggity Monkeez January 12, 2005

Kim Jong II

An imaginary man who receives blame for problems he didn't even cause. Some people confuse this obscure character with North Korean leader Kim Jong Il. The last letter of the man's name is an 'L', not an 'i'.

Kim Jong II also has an imaginary father, Kim Jong I, along with a pretend sister, Kimberly Jong.

by Diggity Monkeez January 12, 2005

Rocko's Modern Life

A genuinely hilarious show on Nickelodeon in the mid-1990s. 'RML' was an ingenious parody of 1990s life, poking fun at big businesses, coffee shops, credit cards, and many other things. Since it was on a children's network, the show's creators had to throw in some 'potty jokes,' as much of the show's true humor was too highbrow for the average ten year-old.

Rocko's Modern Life still airs on Nicktoons TV, but I don't think that very many people receive that channel.

by Diggity Monkeez December 18, 2004

PU

1) A way of saying, "That smells awful."

2) Official scoring of a pop-up in baseball.

1) PU, Dennis! Haven't you ever heard of deodorant? Or at least breath mints?

2) A pop-up caught by the second baseman is scored as 'PU4'.

by Diggity Monkeez January 20, 2005