306 definitions by Diggity Monkeez

Patchwork

Slipshod, poorly-designed. Most often used to describe organizations.

Our patchwork trash committee has changed the weekly trash day three times in the past two months; those guys need to get their collective act together quickly.

by Diggity Monkeez January 26, 2005

Raul Mondesi

Andruw Jones Lite. Good for 25-30 home runs per year and 20+ stolen bases. Also 'good' for a .250 batting average, 100+ strikeouts, and a spot in the league's top five malcontents.

Raul Mondesi, like Reggie Sanders, plays with a team for a year, hits his 27 homers, and then moves on.

by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005

Website

Anything on the internet, save for(some) pop-up ads.

My personal website is 'diggitymonkeemachine.egg'.

by Diggity Monkeez April 8, 2005

Spelling Bee

Spelling competition for grades four through eight.

I almost one my school's spelling be twice, but fell short both times.

by Diggity Monkeez February 3, 2005

Please

1) A word used to ask somebody to do something. Its usage is necessary to sound polite. Can be repeated multiple times, with a long, drawn-out 'e' to signify when begging/imploring.

2) To bring pleasure to another being.

1) May we go to the zoo, please?

2) I pleased my friend by giving him back the pencil he lent me.

by Diggity Monkeez January 29, 2005

Nasty

1) Incredibly mean.

2) Disgusting.

1) My new math teacher is nasty; she gave me three detentions just for sneezing in class.

2) I'm not sure what's in that sandwich; all I know is that it smells nasty.

by Diggity Monkeez February 2, 2005

Ensure

To make sure. Not to be confused with insure.

He ensured that I wouldn't get any leftovers by getting home before me and eating all of them.

by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005