Dobrik

1 Slang term for a penis.
2 The act of a man sticking his schlong into a glory hole, and person on the other side gives him a blow job.

Jerry: Yo look, there's a pecker in the wall!
Chad: That's just my uncle doing a Dobrik.

by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 20, 2021

chocolate turtle

1 A chocolate treat made with pecan and caramel, shaped to resemble a turtle.

2 When someone who has eaten lots of nuts lays a log, which has lots of half-digested nuts in it. Can include peanuts, pecans, almonds and more. Then the nuts are picked out of the turd and eaten.

1 Where are the chocolate turtles, where are they (from office)

2 Yesterday I ate lots of peanuts so when I went number-2 I picked out all the peanuts. Chocolate turtle. Delicious!

by DietCokeCondom6969696 April 30, 2021

Emmaus Hall

The Emmaus Hall (better known as the "Emmaus Golden Ring") is when at least 6 men, all over the age of 65 gather in an empty building, and all sit in a circle, all facing the person in front of them. They all collectively pee at the same time, aiming their penises as to shoot pee over the head of the partner and straight into their mouths.

My grandpa loves participating in the Emmaus Hall golden ring in his spare time.

by DietCokeCondom6969696 February 03, 2020

Koolaid Blade

When you pour Koolaid into a condom, freeze it and then use it as a dildo

My uncle can shove three Koolaid Blades up his anus at once

by DietCokeCondom6969696 April 30, 2021

Santa's Chocolate Fudge

Have you got someone you hate for Secret Santa? Or in general just a gift for someone you hate this Christmas? Well... you should gift them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge!

First, defecate into a jar/bowl, and keep it aside. Melt a block of chocolate, and then stir in the poo. Diarrhea will incorporate well, while more hard poo will take on the appearance of chocolate chunks. Put into a round container, set, and slice/cut into squares or shapes.

Your friend: Oh no, I have to get a Secret Santa for someone I hate
You: Give them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge.

by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 06, 2021

Erky Perky

Erky Perky is an Australian-Canadian animated show about two gay bugs that have anal buttsecks all the time.

They also like shoving hot dogs up their anus, as shown in the theme song "Life was good at hot dog stand"

You: Yo man did you catch that episode of Erky Perky last night
Your uncle: Yes it was nice and now im craving hot dogs... if you know what i mean :)

by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 06, 2021