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When you go to a public restroom after eating spicy food, and shart a pile of spicy diarrhea into some toilet paper, then fling the shart bombs over the door and try and hit strangers with your surprises.
Your friend: Watch out for Hot Chocolate Bomb when you pee, they often target urinal users
You: Watch out!
You: Watch out!
by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 6, 2021
Get the Hot Chocolate Bomb mug.1 A chocolate treat made with pecan and caramel, shaped to resemble a turtle.
2 When someone who has eaten lots of nuts lays a log, which has lots of half-digested nuts in it. Can include peanuts, pecans, almonds and more. Then the nuts are picked out of the turd and eaten.
2 When someone who has eaten lots of nuts lays a log, which has lots of half-digested nuts in it. Can include peanuts, pecans, almonds and more. Then the nuts are picked out of the turd and eaten.
1 Where are the chocolate turtles, where are they (from office)
2 Yesterday I ate lots of peanuts so when I went number-2 I picked out all the peanuts. Chocolate turtle. Delicious!
2 Yesterday I ate lots of peanuts so when I went number-2 I picked out all the peanuts. Chocolate turtle. Delicious!
by DietCokeCondom6969696 April 30, 2021
Get the chocolate turtle mug.When a man with diarrhea squats onto a penis (or dildo) and shit coats the penis/dildo, then he licks it off
by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 20, 2021
Get the Fudgsicle Squat mug.The Emmaus Hall (better known as the "Emmaus Golden Ring") is when at least 6 men, all over the age of 65 gather in an empty building, and all sit in a circle, all facing the person in front of them. They all collectively pee at the same time, aiming their penises as to shoot pee over the head of the partner and straight into their mouths.
by DietCokeCondom6969696 February 3, 2020
Get the Emmaus Hall mug.Anime genre that revolves around female characters who often have very little personality or memorable characteristics besides being supposedly "cute" (even though most of them are pretty much clones of each other.) You can often tell what their one or two - or if you're lucky, three personality traits are by looking at their hair colours, or sometimes their bodies. For example, the girl with the huge titties will often be put at the butt of every joke.
This genre is typically aimed towards 40 year old men who live in their grandma's basement, have moobs that sag into their greasy slacks and never shower. Some of them even poo in socks instead of getting up to use a proper bathroom. These men are said to give off a unique odour of eggy farts and fecal matter, which repels any living woman - or person from wanting to even look at them, so anime are their go-to substitute for human interaction because apparently it's too hard to get up, take a shower and go outside to get some real human interaction.
The creators of these anime are clever and know very well that they can reuse the same cookie cutter tropes and characters over and over, and still manage to lure in these stinky suckers and make lots of money every time via copy-paste merch and body pillows. Ingenious!
Though it is to be noted that there ARE plenty of normal, hygenic and decent people who may find themselves watching these shows sometimes, but they are not typically part of the main demographic.
This genre is typically aimed towards 40 year old men who live in their grandma's basement, have moobs that sag into their greasy slacks and never shower. Some of them even poo in socks instead of getting up to use a proper bathroom. These men are said to give off a unique odour of eggy farts and fecal matter, which repels any living woman - or person from wanting to even look at them, so anime are their go-to substitute for human interaction because apparently it's too hard to get up, take a shower and go outside to get some real human interaction.
The creators of these anime are clever and know very well that they can reuse the same cookie cutter tropes and characters over and over, and still manage to lure in these stinky suckers and make lots of money every time via copy-paste merch and body pillows. Ingenious!
Though it is to be noted that there ARE plenty of normal, hygenic and decent people who may find themselves watching these shows sometimes, but they are not typically part of the main demographic.
Person: What's CGDCT Anime?
Person 2: At first glance you think it's something aimed at your little sister, nope the fanbase is made up of creepy men who smell like rotten eggs and fecal matter.
Person: Oh.
Person 2: At first glance you think it's something aimed at your little sister, nope the fanbase is made up of creepy men who smell like rotten eggs and fecal matter.
Person: Oh.
by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 23, 2021
Get the CGDCT Anime mug.Erky Perky is an Australian-Canadian animated show about two gay bugs that have anal buttsecks all the time.
They also like shoving hot dogs up their anus, as shown in the theme song "Life was good at hot dog stand"
They also like shoving hot dogs up their anus, as shown in the theme song "Life was good at hot dog stand"
You: Yo man did you catch that episode of Erky Perky last night
Your uncle: Yes it was nice and now im craving hot dogs... if you know what i mean :)
Your uncle: Yes it was nice and now im craving hot dogs... if you know what i mean :)
by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 6, 2021
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