When a man with diarrhea squats onto a penis (or dildo) and shit coats the penis/dildo, then he licks it off
by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 20, 2021
When you go to a public restroom after eating spicy food, and shart a pile of spicy diarrhea into some toilet paper, then fling the shart bombs over the door and try and hit strangers with your surprises.
Your friend: Watch out for Hot Chocolate Bomb when you pee, they often target urinal users
You: Watch out!
You: Watch out!
by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 06, 2021
Have you got someone you hate for Secret Santa? Or in general just a gift for someone you hate this Christmas? Well... you should gift them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge!
First, defecate into a jar/bowl, and keep it aside. Melt a block of chocolate, and then stir in the poo. Diarrhea will incorporate well, while more hard poo will take on the appearance of chocolate chunks. Put into a round container, set, and slice/cut into squares or shapes.
First, defecate into a jar/bowl, and keep it aside. Melt a block of chocolate, and then stir in the poo. Diarrhea will incorporate well, while more hard poo will take on the appearance of chocolate chunks. Put into a round container, set, and slice/cut into squares or shapes.
Your friend: Oh no, I have to get a Secret Santa for someone I hate
You: Give them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge.
You: Give them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge.
by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 06, 2021
The Emmaus Hall (better known as the "Emmaus Golden Ring") is when at least 6 men, all over the age of 65 gather in an empty building, and all sit in a circle, all facing the person in front of them. They all collectively pee at the same time, aiming their penises as to shoot pee over the head of the partner and straight into their mouths.
by DietCokeCondom6969696 February 03, 2020
by DietCokeCondom6969696 April 30, 2021
Erky Perky is an Australian-Canadian animated show about two gay bugs that have anal buttsecks all the time.
They also like shoving hot dogs up their anus, as shown in the theme song "Life was good at hot dog stand"
They also like shoving hot dogs up their anus, as shown in the theme song "Life was good at hot dog stand"
You: Yo man did you catch that episode of Erky Perky last night
Your uncle: Yes it was nice and now im craving hot dogs... if you know what i mean :)
Your uncle: Yes it was nice and now im craving hot dogs... if you know what i mean :)
by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 06, 2021