When you eat a girl out on her period
Evan-what's ur favorite food
Billy-red wings with some ranch
When you have a cut on your small scaled penis from having ear sex
Liam-bro how was ur day with julia
Michael-yo dude it sucked I got a shabgash
When you put it in the wrong hole
Liam-how was ur night with tori
Chris-it sucked I sonkdonked
When someone sucks ur Nipples to hard and they turn red
This random girl on the street gave me guppies
university of my moms basement.
Jim- Yo where are you going to college?
Slim- UMMB baby!
Jim- where’s UMMB?
Slim- University of my moms basement!
