Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Dickchocolate

ejazzculate

when you can only cum to jazz music.

i just listened to the new louis armstrong track and just came in my pants

Don’t take me to new orleans because i’ll ejazzculate in my pants.

When you touch and lick a nipple(can be your own) and run away

yo let’s ding dong lick your moms house

When you eat a girl out on her period

Evan-what's ur favorite food
Billy-red wings with some ranch

When you have a cut on your small scaled penis from having ear sex

Liam-bro how was ur day with julia
Michael-yo dude it sucked I got a shabgash

Liam-how was ur night with tori

Chris-it sucked I sonkdonked

When someone sucks ur Nipples to hard and they turn red

This random girl on the street gave me guppies