Philadelphia Highboy

A highboy is when you take a dump in a urinal, but a PHILADELPHIA Highboy is when you take a runny dump in a urinal after eating cheesesteaks and beer.
Someone left a real Philadelphia Highboy in the restroom!
by Dick Shannery November 23, 2018
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opening day

Third date? It's opening day, dude!
by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019
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Dick Shannery

Dick Shannery posts some lame stuff on here.
by Dick Shannery April 19, 2019
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tittyslicker

Janet really wanted a pearl necklace, but Donnie only managed to deliver a tittyslicker.
by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019
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Yankee Mustache

Nasal mucus on the upper lip as a result of cold weather.
Hey Patrick, wipe off your Yankee Mustache, ya freakin' losah!
by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019
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lane violation

During sexual foreplay, focusing too much, too soon, on the primary sexual organs of the partner at the expense of the secondary features.
Annie figured that since Stan ignored her tits, she would not fondle his balls; a clear lane violation in both cases.
by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019
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grocery stick

The long plastic bar at the grocery check-out, used to divide the groceries of separate customers.
Place the grocery stick at the end of your groceries, so the next person in line doesn't have to wait on your cluelessness before they can start placing their goods on the conveyor.
by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019
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