Dick Shannery's definitions

Dick Shannery

Some dude who posts on urbandictionary.com

Dick Shannery posts some lame stuff on here.

by Dick Shannery April 19, 2019

Yankee Mustache

Nasal mucus on the upper lip as a result of cold weather.

Hey Patrick, wipe off your Yankee Mustache, ya freakin' losah!

by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

lane violation

During sexual foreplay, focusing too much, too soon, on the primary sexual organs of the partner at the expense of the secondary features.

Annie figured that since Stan ignored her tits, she would not fondle his balls; a clear lane violation in both cases.

by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

Philadelphia Highboy

A highboy is when you take a dump in a urinal, but a PHILADELPHIA Highboy is when you take a runny dump in a urinal after eating cheesesteaks and beer.

Someone left a real Philadelphia Highboy in the restroom!

by Dick Shannery November 23, 2018

opening day

First intercourse between a heterosexual couple.

Third date? It's opening day, dude!

by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

grocery stick

The long plastic bar at the grocery check-out, used to divide the groceries of separate customers.

Place the grocery stick at the end of your groceries, so the next person in line doesn't have to wait on your cluelessness before they can start placing their goods on the conveyor.

by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

base clogger

In baseball, a slow runner that holds up the runners behind him.

The team probably could have scored two runs on that play if not for that base clogger Johnson!.

by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019