Dick Shannery's definitions

Dick Shannery

Some dude who posts on urbandictionary.com

Dick Shannery posts some lame stuff on here.

by Dick Shannery April 19, 2019

Philadelphia Highboy

A highboy is when you take a dump in a urinal, but a PHILADELPHIA Highboy is when you take a runny dump in a urinal after eating cheesesteaks and beer.

Someone left a real Philadelphia Highboy in the restroom!

by Dick Shannery November 23, 2018

opening day

First intercourse between a heterosexual couple.

Third date? It's opening day, dude!

by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

base clogger

When a person who has no real chance to score with someone prevents others from getting an opportunity.

That dumbass Jeff is a real base clogger; he needs to just get out of the way!

by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

tittyslicker

A dribbly cumshot during a tittyfuck.

Janet really wanted a pearl necklace, but Donnie only managed to deliver a tittyslicker.

by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

Yankee Mustache

Nasal mucus on the upper lip as a result of cold weather.

Hey Patrick, wipe off your Yankee Mustache, ya freakin' losah!

by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

lane violation

During sexual foreplay, focusing too much, too soon, on the primary sexual organs of the partner at the expense of the secondary features.

Annie figured that since Stan ignored her tits, she would not fondle his balls; a clear lane violation in both cases.

by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019