Definitions by Dick Shannery

tumblewad 

A large ball of tree pollen that blows in the wind. Tumblewads of 12 inches in diameter are not uncommon in the spring, particularly when attempting to sweep the driveway.

Yo Tony, check out this tumblewad! The BALLS on this tree...

tumblewad by Dick Shannery April 19, 2019

Dick Shannery 

Some dude who posts on urbandictionary.com

Dick Shannery posts some lame stuff on here.

Dick Shannery by Dick Shannery April 19, 2019

Yankee Mustache 

Nasal mucus on the upper lip as a result of cold weather.

Hey Patrick, wipe off your Yankee Mustache, ya freakin' losah!

Yankee Mustache by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

Yankee Fan 

Someone who likes watching handjobs. Not gender-specific.

Joey, is that the Robert Kraft footage? You're such a Yankee Fan!

Yankee Fan by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

tittyslicker 

A dribbly cumshot during a tittyfuck.

Janet really wanted a pearl necklace, but Donnie only managed to deliver a tittyslicker.

tittyslicker by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

opening day 

First intercourse between a heterosexual couple.

Third date? It's opening day, dude!

opening day by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

pitchout 

An intentionally mis-aimed facial cumshot, wide to the left or right.

Knowing Jenny had to get back to her desk quickly after this blowjob, Phil wrapped up with a pitchout.

pitchout by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019