The anal swab covid test administered by the Chinese government on visiting foreigners. Soon to be enjoyed by travelers worldwide.
How was your trip to China? It was great. I had the wuhan rim job as soon as we landed. How was it? Let’s just say I got tested three times.
by Dick Onchin March 05, 2021
Man I was cutting nails in there and now my asshole is stinging.
I was cutting nails and to hold the grab bars to get it worked out.
I was cutting nails and to hold the grab bars to get it worked out.
by Dick Onchin December 23, 2020
Her pooch pouch was so prominent I just wanted to run up and squeeze it.
I hired a personal trainer to get rid of my pooch pouch.
I unloaded in her pooch pouch. I hope she doesn’t get preggers.
I hired a personal trainer to get rid of my pooch pouch.
I unloaded in her pooch pouch. I hope she doesn’t get preggers.
by Dick Onchin October 16, 2020
A set of perfect female breasts that are always in the pointy upright position. The right size, pert and always at attention. Ergonomic nipples are perfect for nuzzling suckling.
I’m sucked on her ergonomic nipples last night for over an hour and my neck didn’t hurt.
Her ergonomic nipples were winking at me in the break room today.
She let me and the bro’s take turns on her ergonomic nipples.
Her ergonomic nipples were winking at me in the break room today.
She let me and the bro’s take turns on her ergonomic nipples.
by Dick Onchin October 01, 2020
A cock ring.
Daddy bent me over, put on a moose noose, and split my quivering sphincter.
The moose noose makes my cock engorged and rigid.
My homemade moose noose was too tight and my knob turned purple.
The moose noose makes my cock engorged and rigid.
My homemade moose noose was too tight and my knob turned purple.
by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020
A blow job given immediately after the penis is withdrawn from the anus. No wiping or clean up. Straight up ass to mouth.
That new cashier at the Kroger gave me a Texas pickle behind the dumpster.
That dude gave me a Texas pickle last night in the parking lot. I just can’t shake the taste.
That dude gave me a Texas pickle last night in the parking lot. I just can’t shake the taste.
by Dick Onchin April 11, 2020
I’m short this month. Gotta grab a quick whore’s bath and go seek some rent relief.
My roomies agreed to rent relief since my ass was still broke.
Landlord dropped by cause we were past due. The wife got us by with some rent relief.
My roomies agreed to rent relief since my ass was still broke.
Landlord dropped by cause we were past due. The wife got us by with some rent relief.
by Dick Onchin May 20, 2022