Dick Onchin's definitions

Bust Vein

Bust a fat nut. Cum, nut, jizz. By sex or masturbation. Also break vein, broke vein are used interchangeably.

I’m headed home to watch porn and bust vein.

Imma bout to bust vein bitch.

He unloaded a bust vein in me.

by Dick Onchin January 24, 2020

Corn Drop

Bustin a big ol’ shit.

Gotsta do a corn drop.

That was a 40 minute corn drop. I’m 10 lbs lighter.

He did a corn drop and the shitter reeked like musky eggs for an hour.

by Dick Onchin October 16, 2021

Bangkok Blast

Having sex with a ladyboy that is suffering from a brutal case of explosive shits.

My last business trip to Thailand was most memorial. Not because of the business deal but rather the Bangkok blast 💥 I experienced the night before head back stateside. It was wet and wild.

Me and my bro ran train on a ladyboy last night. It was a real Bangkok blast. What a brown out.

by Dick Onchin January 2, 2021

Dirty War Helmet

A polite way to reference having a case of shit dick after having anal sex with an unprepared partner.

My wife wanted to blow me as soon as I walked in the house but I had a dirty war helmet after having a nooner with my coworker so I ran straight to the shower.

A bad case of smegma only added to the allure of my dirty war helmet.

Never go ass to mouth with a dirty war helmet.

by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020

Tiger Butter

The amalgam of shit and semen in the gusset of her panties after a back door railing

Ohhhhh can we pull over at that gas station? Why? I got some tiger butter going on. I need a quick wipe.

by Dick Onchin October 5, 2024

Daddy Smacks

When he or she for that matter, since gender doesn’t matter anymore, repeatedly smacks and reddens your ass during sex. The recipient’s response yelling “Oh yes daddy” or “Mmm Thank you daddy” or “Harder daddy” or any other verbal “daddy” recognition is purely optional and has no bearing on said ass smacking constituting daddy smacks.

My lilly white ass was a blistered with a pinkish hue after I took it from behind for an hour getting them daddy smacks.

Oh yes daddy. Put it to me daddy. That’s it daddy beat my cervix like Ike and Tina. Put some stank on it and gimme them daddy smacks.

by Dick Onchin July 28, 2021

Beef Rope

A massive turd. Usually one that’s at periscope depth while also going deep into the porcelain abyss.

I worked out a beef rope this morning. Had to be a foot long. I left it for my roommate to see.

You might want to light a candle in there. I just hung a beef rope.

He clapped my cheeks so hard and deep I dropped a beef rope a couple days later.

by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020