Definitions by Dick Onchin

Flap Noodle 

A limp, flaccid penis. May also be used to slap and flap someone about their face or some other part of their body.

I gave my sister the flap noodle after she refused to wake up and get out of bed and come to breakfast.

Rachel sucked me off. She wanted more. I didn’t so I gave her the flap noodle and told her to go to sleep.

I drank so much I gave myself the flap noodle. I couldn’t even rub one out.

The nut cutters are really showing off my flap noodle.

My step mom walked into the bathroom and was eyeing my flap noodle in the mirror.

Flap Noodle by Dick Onchin April 15, 2020

Louie Slugger 

A girthy penis that’s fat on the bell end and tapered skinny at the base giving the appearance of a miniature Louisville Slugger bat.

I hit a home run last night when he whipped out his Louie Slugger. Once I got the bell end down the rest was easy.

He about split my taint with his Louie Slugger last night.

Louie Slugger by Dick Onchin April 13, 2020

Wet Bull 

When an obese, butch lesbian sits on your face, in smothering fashion, until she flicks her bean to a tsunami style squirt.

Gloria got me on the floor last night and did a wet bull. I didn’t know if i was going to suffocate or drown.

Wet Bull by Dick Onchin April 12, 2020

Velvet Rim

Rubbing the erect penis vigorously between her moist pussy lips to achieve orgasm. No penetration is performed. Usually results in a massive busted nut on her mons and lower abdomen.

I did the velvet rim on Rachel last night. I busted in like a minute all over her mons.

Velvet Rim by Dick Onchin April 12, 2020

Nebraska Corn Husk 

An anal sex session that leaves a few corn niblet remnants on the penis.

My uncle took me around the barn and bent me over the saw horse. He was up in there so good he pulled out a Nebraska corn husk.

Her choice of last night’s dinner entree sides was quite apparent when I pulled out a Nebraska corn husk this morning. So I wiped it on her pillow case.

Nebraska Corn Husk by Dick Onchin April 12, 2020

Dirty Duster

When a male with a mustache ravenously eats out ass and gets that booty juice all in his duster leaving those remnant hot ass smells lasting for hours or even days. Usually the smells are re-activated by a nonchalant subsequent scratch.

I’ve got a dirty duster. I ate her ass thee days ago and I can still smell it.

Dirty Duster by Dick Onchin April 12, 2020

Lick Her Postage Stamp

To eat her ass out. Eat booty.

When I get home tonight I’m gonna lick her postage stamp.

Lick Her Postage Stamp by Dick Onchin April 12, 2020