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Ball torture in which a males balls are cinched with a ball stretcher and then slapped repeatedly with a bare hand, a riding crop or cat-o'-nine-tails.
My dom cinched me last night and gave me strewed tomatoes.
My stewed tomatoes are killing me today. They are sore and still red. She was working them like Rocky on the speedbag.
My stewed tomatoes are killing me today. They are sore and still red. She was working them like Rocky on the speedbag.
by Dick Onchin January 14, 2023
Get the Stewed Tomatoes mug.Akin to Bubblegum Pink, but when she’s been railed so hard it looks like a wad of pink big leave chew.
My foot fan asked me if it was bubblegum pink. I said not since I got railed by my landlord last night. After paying for my rent, he left me Big League Chew Pink.
by Dick Onchin January 25, 2023
Get the Big League Chew Pink mug.Come suck momma’s rugged pearl.
Her rugged pearl was piecing the crotch of her undersized Lululemons.
I licked her rugged pearl like a cherry dum dum last night.
Her rugged pearl was piecing the crotch of her undersized Lululemons.
I licked her rugged pearl like a cherry dum dum last night.
by Dick Onchin January 25, 2023
Get the Rugged Pearl mug.Dropping a juicy, ripe, musky turd in the gym steam room, cranking the heat and then heading for the showers.
It was as if a demon had sucked the air out of old Dorian’s lungs when he stepped into the steam room and was over come by the vaporous fog of Cedric’s steamed crumpet.
by Dick Onchin February 5, 2023
Get the Steamed Crumpet mug.I forgot my glass Tooter when I headed to Vegas so I grabbed my grandma’s catheter on the way to the airport and made a Texas Tooter.
That meth hoe was tweeking and wanted to snort a couple of lines so I made a Texas tooter and let the white lines fly.
That meth hoe was tweeking and wanted to snort a couple of lines so I made a Texas tooter and let the white lines fly.
by Dick Onchin February 21, 2023
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My wet meat tube stanks.
He pounds my wet meat tube nightly.
My uncle says my wet meat tube is better than my mom’s.
He pounds my wet meat tube nightly.
My uncle says my wet meat tube is better than my mom’s.
by Dick Onchin November 25, 2025
Get the Wet Meat Tube mug.She was smokin hot but surprised me with the sword of gryffindor. It was bigger than mine. It was all good till she started giving me the old turkey slap.
by Dick Onchin March 9, 2024
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