384 definitions by Dick Onchin
A blow job given immediately after the penis is withdrawn from the anus. No wiping or clean up. Straight up ass to mouth.
That new cashier at the Kroger gave me a Texas pickle behind the dumpster.
That dude gave me a Texas pickle last night in the parking lot. I just can’t shake the taste.
That dude gave me a Texas pickle last night in the parking lot. I just can’t shake the taste.
by Dick Onchin April 11, 2020
I’m short this month. Gotta grab a quick whore’s bath and go seek some rent relief.
My roomies agreed to rent relief since my ass was still broke.
Landlord dropped by cause we were past due. The wife got us by with some rent relief.
My roomies agreed to rent relief since my ass was still broke.
Landlord dropped by cause we were past due. The wife got us by with some rent relief.
by Dick Onchin May 20, 2022
When the male scrotum clings to the inner thighs like stretched taffy during those hot, humid, lazy, hazy days of summer.
Man I got the the summer sick. I’m chafing like a MOFO!
His scrotum looked like a batwing when he showed me his summer stick.
His scrotum looked like a batwing when he showed me his summer stick.
by Dick Onchin October 17, 2021
I shagged her but she had a clotted clam. I had one cheesy helmet when I pulled out.
Her clotted clam left me with an unimaginable cock stench that would not wash.
Her clotted clam left me with an unimaginable cock stench that would not wash.
by Dick Onchin December 14, 2021
When your railing her from behind and you pull out and bust a nut so hard it shoots her in the back of the head and she never saw it coming.
I was absolutely railing on Theresa last night. She got that vice grip pussy. I rearranged her for about 45 minutes and couldn’t hold it. I pulled out and gave her the old Wilkes Booth. Damn bear blew the back of her head off. She had to shower and wash that matted crusty shit out.
by Dick Onchin December 5, 2020
A male lays on his back, naked, bringing the legs toward the chest and rolling into an armadillo like balled up position. This opens up and exposes a wonderful erogenous playground known as the taint or grundle. However, in many cases, the male’s saggy scrotum will remain dangling and covering the taint area. Therefore, the sack must be peeled back and lifted upward and often held. Once in this position, the taint is orally copulated and stimulated by the male’s partner. Oral stimulation is typically performed in a ravenous and vigorous manner similar to that of an old toothless person attempting to chew on a piece of steak.
Options during this time include insertion of a digit into the anus and/or a simultaneous tug job.
Options during this time include insertion of a digit into the anus and/or a simultaneous tug job.
I shaved my taint today. I’m expecting an armadillo chew tonight when the old lady gets home from her girls night out.
My taint is a bit puffy and red today from the armadillo chew I got last night. She was gnawing on that skin like a piece of flank steak.
My taint is a bit puffy and red today from the armadillo chew I got last night. She was gnawing on that skin like a piece of flank steak.
by Dick Onchin October 3, 2020
I’m so horny right now I’m going to get a rest room pass and go bust lumber.
She took me home last night and I got to bust lumber.
Open up cause I’m about to bust lumber.
She took me home last night and I got to bust lumber.
Open up cause I’m about to bust lumber.
by Dick Onchin October 3, 2020