Definitions by Dick Onchin
Corona Cork
That constipated turd that’s got you straight up backed up from an absolutely abhorrent diet during your Covid lockdown.
I sat on the shitter for an hour trying to work out a corona cork. What have you been eating? McDonald’s drive thru 3x a day and takis and Mountain Dew the rest of the time. You might want to consider some fresh fruit and vegetables. The stores are open you know. And BTW those takis and Dew are gonna make your nut like a chemical peel so you might want to warn Rachel before she slobs your knob.
Corona Cork by Dick Onchin April 23, 2020
Scratching like a DJ
Female masturbation. Frigging the bean back and forth like a DJ scratching vinyl.
I walked in on my roommate scratching like a DJ last night.
I woke up so engorged and horny I had to scratch it like a dj.
My uncle offered me $200 if he could watch me scratch it like a dj. Want to go to the mall?
I walked in on my roommate scratching like a DJ last night.
I woke up so engorged and horny I had to scratch it like a dj.
My uncle offered me $200 if he could watch me scratch it like a dj. Want to go to the mall?
Scratching like a DJ by Dick Onchin April 21, 2020
Corona Bean
My roommate has a bad case of corona bean. I told her not to sign up for pornhub.
I can’t flick it again. I’m so swoll from corona bean.
I can’t flick it again. I’m so swoll from corona bean.
Corona Bean by Dick Onchin April 21, 2020
Rocket Drop
A massive turd that shoots straight out the asshole as soon as one is seated on the shitter. Blasting like a Titan II rocket from a silo.
Rocket Drop by Dick Onchin April 18, 2020
Corn Farming
Anal sex.
Things got pretty stale during this covid lockdown so she finally gave in and let me do a little corn farming. She’s not walking well.
I need to shower after corn farming.
He was corn farming me last night and really rearranged my lower intestine.
I need to shower after corn farming.
He was corn farming me last night and really rearranged my lower intestine.
Corn Farming by Dick Onchin April 16, 2020
Covid-19 Pounds
The extra weight put on your fat, couch riding ass during the Covid-19 lockdown because you got no job and you got no sex so you just eat.
When this is done, I am going to have to get back to the gym and loose these Covid-19 pounds.
My girls broke curfew and snuck over last night for a dick appointment. I felt a lot more cushion than usual. She gots the Covid-19 pounds.
My girls broke curfew and snuck over last night for a dick appointment. I felt a lot more cushion than usual. She gots the Covid-19 pounds.
Covid-19 Pounds by Dick Onchin April 16, 2020
Daniel Poon
When a chick’s poon is so damn hairy it looks like she’s wearing Daniel Boone’s coon skin cap tween her legs. A thick, hirsute mons and a trail of hair stretching all the way up her ass crack.
That slut I picked up last night was a Daniel Poone. I ate her out bean to butthole and butthole to bean. Braaahhh I’m still spitting hair.
That slut I picked up last night was a Daniel Poone. I ate her out bean to butthole and butthole to bean. Braaahhh I’m still spitting hair.
Daniel Poon by Dick Onchin April 15, 2020