There was no doubt that her beautiful pink ring had been lovingly and tastefully cared for in anticipation of our evening of frolic. Shorn with care and having received a royal treatment of waxing, bleaching and blending, it was absolutely exquisite as I plunged my engorged, thick meatbone deep into her lower intestine.
I expected his manhole to be that of a wooly mammoth. But he bent over and spread for my dining pleasure that most beautiful pink ring.
I expected his manhole to be that of a wooly mammoth. But he bent over and spread for my dining pleasure that most beautiful pink ring.
by Dick Onchin September 08, 2020
Her pooch pouch was so prominent I just wanted to run up and squeeze it.
I hired a personal trainer to get rid of my pooch pouch.
I unloaded in her pooch pouch. I hope she doesn’t get preggers.
I hired a personal trainer to get rid of my pooch pouch.
I unloaded in her pooch pouch. I hope she doesn’t get preggers.
by Dick Onchin October 16, 2020
A set of perfect female breasts that are always in the pointy upright position. The right size, pert and always at attention. Ergonomic nipples are perfect for nuzzling suckling.
I’m sucked on her ergonomic nipples last night for over an hour and my neck didn’t hurt.
Her ergonomic nipples were winking at me in the break room today.
She let me and the bro’s take turns on her ergonomic nipples.
Her ergonomic nipples were winking at me in the break room today.
She let me and the bro’s take turns on her ergonomic nipples.
by Dick Onchin October 01, 2020
A cock ring.
Daddy bent me over, put on a moose noose, and split my quivering sphincter.
The moose noose makes my cock engorged and rigid.
My homemade moose noose was too tight and my knob turned purple.
The moose noose makes my cock engorged and rigid.
My homemade moose noose was too tight and my knob turned purple.
by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020
The extra weight put on your fat, couch riding ass during the Covid-19 lockdown because you got no job and you got no sex so you just eat.
When this is done, I am going to have to get back to the gym and loose these Covid-19 pounds.
My girls broke curfew and snuck over last night for a dick appointment. I felt a lot more cushion than usual. She gots the Covid-19 pounds.
My girls broke curfew and snuck over last night for a dick appointment. I felt a lot more cushion than usual. She gots the Covid-19 pounds.
by Dick Onchin April 16, 2020
An egger fart that is accompanied by the release of a just a little wet viscous aka shart at the same time.
While an egger fart smells like rotten eggs, the hot egger makes Emeril proud by kicking it up a notch with a lingering rancid, demon like stench that clings to the nostrils and in the worst cases, can be tasted a little bit.
While an egger fart smells like rotten eggs, the hot egger makes Emeril proud by kicking it up a notch with a lingering rancid, demon like stench that clings to the nostrils and in the worst cases, can be tasted a little bit.
The boys sleepover quickly ended when Damian dropped a hot egger and bros couldn’t get out of the basement fast enough.
I was in my work cube and though I could drop a silent one but it ended up a hot egger.
I had to run wipe my ass after that hot egger which left everyone in the break room gasping for air.
I was in my work cube and though I could drop a silent one but it ended up a hot egger.
I had to run wipe my ass after that hot egger which left everyone in the break room gasping for air.
by Dick Onchin October 17, 2020
To wash, clean, tidy and if necessary, shave and trim, one’s genitals, taint or asshole. All three if circumstances warrant.
The prostitute dashed into the Wawa bathroom to do an undercarriage makeover after her last John filled her like a Boston cream donut.
The humidity was so swamp ass inducing that I had to freshen with an undercarriage makeover.
I gave myself and entire undercarriage makeover before my Grindr hook up arrived.
I looked like Chewbacca’s face down there so I cleaned up with an undercarriage makeover.
The humidity was so swamp ass inducing that I had to freshen with an undercarriage makeover.
I gave myself and entire undercarriage makeover before my Grindr hook up arrived.
I looked like Chewbacca’s face down there so I cleaned up with an undercarriage makeover.
by Dick Onchin November 14, 2020