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She said she was hungry so I pulled her down and let her dine on my Turkey skin giblets.
He was teabagging my Turkey skin giblets.
He was teabagging my Turkey skin giblets.
by Dick Onchin November 19, 2020
Get the Turkey Skin Gibletsmug. I mouth wrestled his raging yogurt slinger while parked in the driveway of his mom’s house.
As she bent over to draw up her knickers, her beautiful brown dirt star was winking at me like a ladyboy on a Thailand street corner so I buried my face deep into her brown town and mouth wrestled her tangy fart box.
I mouth wrestled her clitoris so long it was engorged like a pink jelly bean.
Wow broh. I can’t believe how many promotions you have received at your work. You must have mouth wrestled your way to the top.
As she bent over to draw up her knickers, her beautiful brown dirt star was winking at me like a ladyboy on a Thailand street corner so I buried my face deep into her brown town and mouth wrestled her tangy fart box.
I mouth wrestled her clitoris so long it was engorged like a pink jelly bean.
Wow broh. I can’t believe how many promotions you have received at your work. You must have mouth wrestled your way to the top.
by Dick Onchin October 20, 2021
Get the Mouth Wrestledmug. by Dick Onchin October 21, 2020
Get the Serving Up Saladmug. by Dick Onchin May 6, 2020
Get the Wrap n Smackmug. A massive turd. Usually one that’s at periscope depth while also going deep into the porcelain abyss.
I worked out a beef rope this morning. Had to be a foot long. I left it for my roommate to see.
You might want to light a candle in there. I just hung a beef rope.
He clapped my cheeks so hard and deep I dropped a beef rope a couple days later.
You might want to light a candle in there. I just hung a beef rope.
He clapped my cheeks so hard and deep I dropped a beef rope a couple days later.
by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020
Get the Beef Ropemug. When he or she for that matter, since gender doesn’t matter anymore, repeatedly smacks and reddens your ass during sex. The recipient’s response yelling “Oh yes daddy” or “Mmm Thank you daddy” or “Harder daddy” or any other verbal “daddy” recognition is purely optional and has no bearing on said ass smacking constituting daddy smacks.
My lilly white ass was a blistered with a pinkish hue after I took it from behind for an hour getting them daddy smacks.
Oh yes daddy. Put it to me daddy. That’s it daddy beat my cervix like Ike and Tina. Put some stank on it and gimme them daddy smacks.
Oh yes daddy. Put it to me daddy. That’s it daddy beat my cervix like Ike and Tina. Put some stank on it and gimme them daddy smacks.
by Dick Onchin July 28, 2021
Get the Daddy Smacksmug. That brown, tangy amalgam of shit, semen and lube that forms around the anus during some vigorous, ass clapping, anal sex.
That whore wiped her porkhole mustard on my new bath towel.
She was late for work as it was so she had to trot to her Uber sliding cheeks in a little porkhole mustard.
She was late for work as it was so she had to trot to her Uber sliding cheeks in a little porkhole mustard.
by Dick Onchin June 30, 2021
Get the Porkhole Mustardmug.