Man I got a moist ham. It’s hot as hell out.
That workout left me with a great pump and a moist ham.
She wanted me to eat her ass but it was a moist ham so I made her shower. It’s too tangy like that.
That workout left me with a great pump and a moist ham.
She wanted me to eat her ass but it was a moist ham so I made her shower. It’s too tangy like that.
by Dick Onchin October 03, 2020
by Dick Onchin October 03, 2020
A male that wanks his own chub with such veracity it’s like he’s practicing some unmatched fighting skills.
by Dick Onchin October 09, 2020
My tinder hookup came over and even though I power bottomed, he absolutely ruined my moist tight peanut butter cunt.
by Dick Onchin November 08, 2020
When two or more males stand face to face and rub their penile glans against each other in a vigorously, gratifying manner. Almost always results in a simultaneous nut.
We got a little drunk and decided to rub tips. We blew all over each other then passed out never to speak of what transpired.
The circle jerk turned into a rub tips session.
My uncle is the one that taught me how to rub tips. He’s a true mentor.
The circle jerk turned into a rub tips session.
My uncle is the one that taught me how to rub tips. He’s a true mentor.
by Dick Onchin November 29, 2020
Sean didn’t even wipe his nut off his chest before he commenced a secondary beating.
My balls were so full I had to give it a secondary beating.
My balls were so full I had to give it a secondary beating.
by Dick Onchin August 20, 2021
When one is so violently ill that all things unholy are blasting from every orifice. Shitting and puking at the same time.
What is that horrific retching and splashing sound coming from the bathroom? Oh that’s Roger. He partied just a little to much last night. He’s doing the duke n’ puke today.
by Dick Onchin October 23, 2020