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Someone with exceptionally large gums. Often the same size or larger than their teeth. Also known as a gummy smile.
by Dick Onchin August 24, 2021
Get the Grill Meat mug.Ohhhhh can we pull over at that gas station? Why? I got some tiger butter going on. I need a quick wipe.
by Dick Onchin October 5, 2024
Get the Tiger Butter mug.Bending a lucky lady, or man, over the tabletop at the local Craker Barrel and pounding down on brown town and shouting "I'm back baby". All while enjoying a delicious breakfast of two eggs, a savory breakfast meat, two delicious sides and a hearty helping of biscuits and gravy off the small of their back.
I sure feel sorry for the bus boy that is going to be cleaning up that table after just witnessing the sloppiest Uncle Herschel's Favorite I have ever seen. Let's just say that is not gravy on the floor.
by Dick Onchin August 28, 2025
Get the Uncle Herschel's Favorite mug.A male with a long, girthy cock that anally pounds with such vigor your ass is rendered like raw meat. Prolapse is not uncommon. Makes mincemeat out of that ass.
My Grindr date turned out to be a hamburger holer. I’m like steak tartare down there. I can’t sit.
It’s thanksgiving so my uncle will be coming for the weekend. He’s a hamburger holer and will come visit me about midnight. I walked funny for a week.
It’s thanksgiving so my uncle will be coming for the weekend. He’s a hamburger holer and will come visit me about midnight. I walked funny for a week.
by Dick Onchin November 23, 2021
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After that rim dip, I could barely walk.
His engorged knob was too big to rim dip.
My uncle asked me if I wanted or rim dip. I soon found out it was not a basketball move.
After that rim dip, I could barely walk.
His engorged knob was too big to rim dip.
My uncle asked me if I wanted or rim dip. I soon found out it was not a basketball move.
by Dick Onchin June 13, 2023
Get the Rim Dip mug.The slick amalgam of oil and sweat in the male groin creases. Often shares the same ripe, odiferous qualities of ball stank.
I gave home some dome for a few minutes but the cowboy butter was so repugnant I had to stop.
I scratched the persistent itch only to unleash the ripe smell of cowboy butter onto my fingers.
No shower for a week truly results in some top shelf cowboy butter.
I scratched the persistent itch only to unleash the ripe smell of cowboy butter onto my fingers.
No shower for a week truly results in some top shelf cowboy butter.
by Dick Onchin February 23, 2023
Get the Cowboy Butter mug.Any item or material used to wipe up semen after whacking off. Urban lore typically holds the sock as the most common whack wipe.
I used my grandma’s kitchen apron as a whack wipe.
I was rubbing one out on the couch and blew a rope so hard it shot on the window curtain so I just used the curtain for my whack wipe.
It’s time to retire the tube sock in the bed. It’s so crusty it’s time for a new whack wipe.
I was rubbing one out on the couch and blew a rope so hard it shot on the window curtain so I just used the curtain for my whack wipe.
It’s time to retire the tube sock in the bed. It’s so crusty it’s time for a new whack wipe.
by Dick Onchin March 24, 2023
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