384 definitions by Dick Onchin
When two or more males stand face to face and rub their penile glans against each other in a vigorously, gratifying manner. Almost always results in a simultaneous nut.
We got a little drunk and decided to rub tips. We blew all over each other then passed out never to speak of what transpired.
The circle jerk turned into a rub tips session.
My uncle is the one that taught me how to rub tips. He’s a true mentor.
The circle jerk turned into a rub tips session.
My uncle is the one that taught me how to rub tips. He’s a true mentor.
by Dick Onchin November 29, 2020
Sean didn’t even wipe his nut off his chest before he commenced a secondary beating.
My balls were so full I had to give it a secondary beating.
My balls were so full I had to give it a secondary beating.
by Dick Onchin August 20, 2021
My wise got the worst case of piles after her pregnancy. So analingis was a delicious knuckle salad till the swelling went down.
He wanted me to eat his ass but when I saw the knuckle salad I had to refuse.
He wanted me to eat his ass but when I saw the knuckle salad I had to refuse.
by Dick Onchin October 23, 2020
There was no doubt that her beautiful pink ring had been lovingly and tastefully cared for in anticipation of our evening of frolic. Shorn with care and having received a royal treatment of waxing, bleaching and blending, it was absolutely exquisite as I plunged my engorged, thick meatbone deep into her lower intestine.
I expected his manhole to be that of a wooly mammoth. But he bent over and spread for my dining pleasure that most beautiful pink ring.
I expected his manhole to be that of a wooly mammoth. But he bent over and spread for my dining pleasure that most beautiful pink ring.
by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020
The old broad couldn’t pay me cause her social security check had not arrived so that’s when I leaned that she’s a gagging granny. Accounts paid in full.
I spent the weekend at my grandparents and I know I was woken at 3 am by the sounds of a gagging granny.
I spent the weekend at my grandparents and I know I was woken at 3 am by the sounds of a gagging granny.
by Dick Onchin October 18, 2020
When you are hitting her with the long strokes real good from behind and her booty hole is a winking and a puckering, you cover your thumb with a dollop of minty fresh toothpaste and poke her brown eye. Enjoy the clinch.
Man I gave Rachel the spearmint split last night. I kept on pounded and stroking. The minty fresh wafts were a blessing to the nostrils. But she was clamped down good onto my thumb the whole time.
by Dick Onchin May 12, 2020