When a hubby’s married sex life is so void of spousal arousal and so infrequent of coitus that the just masturbates constantly.
I wondered why my husband took so long to shit each morning. He was snapping one and a little hubberbate.
I hubberbate so much now my dick is raw.
I just let him hubberbate. I’d rather sleep.
I hubberbate so much now my dick is raw.
I just let him hubberbate. I’d rather sleep.
by Dick Onchin September 26, 2020
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Hand me the gak towel. I need to wipe off this knob dob you filthy whore.
He mushroom stamped my forehead with the knob dob I gave him.
Dude did you eat corn today? There’s a kernel in my knob dob.
He mushroom stamped my forehead with the knob dob I gave him.
Dude did you eat corn today? There’s a kernel in my knob dob.
by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020
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She bent over to pick up the kids mess and the next think you know I’m punching the asterisk.
My Grindr hookup up wasn’t very clean but I still ended up punching the asterisk.
My Grindr hookup up wasn’t very clean but I still ended up punching the asterisk.
by Dick Onchin September 18, 2020
Get the Punching the Asterisk mug.My wise got the worst case of piles after her pregnancy. So analingis was a delicious knuckle salad till the swelling went down.
He wanted me to eat his ass but when I saw the knuckle salad I had to refuse.
He wanted me to eat his ass but when I saw the knuckle salad I had to refuse.
by Dick Onchin October 23, 2020
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Ahhhhh man I’m hurting. I’d do anything to drop a juicy log. Instead I’m firing ass almonds.
I left the toilet in the staff bath looking like a freshly opened can of Blue Diamond ass almonds.
I left the toilet in the staff bath looking like a freshly opened can of Blue Diamond ass almonds.
by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021
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Get the Lil’ Chocolate Mousse mug.I banged the old lady this morning and had a little vein drainage this morning.
The vein drainage was bad cause I didn’t shake too good after taking a piss and I was on a hurry.
The vein drainage was bad cause I didn’t shake too good after taking a piss and I was on a hurry.
by Dick Onchin November 29, 2020
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