Definitions by Dick Onchin
Texas Taffy
A loose, stretchy, thigh sticking scrotum from the hot summer heat. Known for its unique, musky aroma.
I tea bagged her with my Texas taffy last night.
I got some Texas taffy goin on today. It’s hot. It’s sticking from thigh to thigh.
I got some Texas taffy goin on today. It’s hot. It’s sticking from thigh to thigh.
Texas Taffy by Dick Onchin May 30, 2020
Water Knot
That food poisoning just about blew out my pucker hole. I got a water knot.
I need some witch hazel poured on my water knot.
I need some witch hazel poured on my water knot.
Water Knot by Dick Onchin May 30, 2020
Blow the Back Out
Doggie style vaginal or anal sex that is deep and vigorous leaving the recipient clapped up good with some rearranged lower intestines.
Imma go home and blow the back out on her tonight.
My asshole is ripped from stem to stern after that random last night decided to blow the back out on me.
My asshole is ripped from stem to stern after that random last night decided to blow the back out on me.
Blow the Back Out by Dick Onchin May 27, 2020
Chicken Mud
The amalgam of feces and semen that dribbles down the taint after getting one’s cheeks vigorously clapped.
He was kind enough to give me my own sock to wipe up the chicken mud he made me leak.
His girth left me gaping and dripping the worst chicken mud.
My panty gusset is covered in chicken mud. I didn’t have time to wipe up.
His girth left me gaping and dripping the worst chicken mud.
My panty gusset is covered in chicken mud. I didn’t have time to wipe up.
Chicken Mud by Dick Onchin May 24, 2020
Colonavirus
When your Corona Virus lockdown diet consists of nothing but Takis, Mountain Dew and fast food drive thru take out resulting in a series of explosive colon releases like never before seen.
This Kungflu is nothing compared to the colonavirus I got now from 6 weeks of Taco Bell, McDonald’s and Arby’s. I may have to renovate the shitter when this lockdown is over.
Colonavirus by Dick Onchin May 19, 2020
Spearmint Split
When you are hitting her with the long strokes real good from behind and her booty hole is a winking and a puckering, you cover your thumb with a dollop of minty fresh toothpaste and poke her brown eye. Enjoy the clinch.
Man I gave Rachel the spearmint split last night. I kept on pounded and stroking. The minty fresh wafts were a blessing to the nostrils. But she was clamped down good onto my thumb the whole time.
Spearmint Split by Dick Onchin May 12, 2020
Hammer Jacked
Masturbation or getting jacked off whereby the penis is stroked vigorously up and down with one hand and the glans (the penile head) is simultaneously pounded with the veracity of a jack hammer with the other.
Coach Torrance took me to the showers last night and I got hammer jacked. The pain and pleasure was to much and I nutted up my jock strap.
Hammer Jacked by Dick Onchin May 12, 2020