My wise got the worst case of piles after her pregnancy. So analingis was a delicious knuckle salad till the swelling went down.
He wanted me to eat his ass but when I saw the knuckle salad I had to refuse.
He wanted me to eat his ass but when I saw the knuckle salad I had to refuse.
by Dick Onchin October 23, 2020
There was no doubt that her beautiful pink ring had been lovingly and tastefully cared for in anticipation of our evening of frolic. Shorn with care and having received a royal treatment of waxing, bleaching and blending, it was absolutely exquisite as I plunged my engorged, thick meatbone deep into her lower intestine.
I expected his manhole to be that of a wooly mammoth. But he bent over and spread for my dining pleasure that most beautiful pink ring.
I expected his manhole to be that of a wooly mammoth. But he bent over and spread for my dining pleasure that most beautiful pink ring.
by Dick Onchin September 08, 2020
The old broad couldn’t pay me cause her social security check had not arrived so that’s when I leaned that she’s a gagging granny. Accounts paid in full.
I spent the weekend at my grandparents and I know I was woken at 3 am by the sounds of a gagging granny.
I spent the weekend at my grandparents and I know I was woken at 3 am by the sounds of a gagging granny.
by Dick Onchin October 18, 2020
When you are hitting her with the long strokes real good from behind and her booty hole is a winking and a puckering, you cover your thumb with a dollop of minty fresh toothpaste and poke her brown eye. Enjoy the clinch.
Man I gave Rachel the spearmint split last night. I kept on pounded and stroking. The minty fresh wafts were a blessing to the nostrils. But she was clamped down good onto my thumb the whole time.
by Dick Onchin May 12, 2020
He had a micro but I was still able to Bob the slob knob.
My co-worker decided to Bob the slob knob on me in the store room.
My co-worker decided to Bob the slob knob on me in the store room.
by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020
by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020
The moist amalgam of sweat and crease grease that forms in the area
of the male genitalia creating what is more commonly known as ball stank.
Gentleman’s Blend is often an elusive, odiferous condition that may only reveal its presence when activated by a itch, scratch or randy activity. In other cases, such as several days or even weeks of poor hygiene, Gentleman’s Blend may in fact become extremely fragrant and permeate ball stank like a repugnant cologne.
of the male genitalia creating what is more commonly known as ball stank.
Gentleman’s Blend is often an elusive, odiferous condition that may only reveal its presence when activated by a itch, scratch or randy activity. In other cases, such as several days or even weeks of poor hygiene, Gentleman’s Blend may in fact become extremely fragrant and permeate ball stank like a repugnant cologne.
Since her mouth continued to run incessantly with nothing but constant bitching, my last resort was to slather her upper lip with a finger full of Gentleman’s Blend which instantaneously created a much needed silence.
My fingers reeked of gentleman’s blend after scratching my nut sack.
After taking her to pound town, it was evident from the smell of her dorm room that perhaps two weeks without a shower was too much and the gentleman’s blend was ripe and almost repulsive. So I bid her good night and vacated.
My fingers reeked of gentleman’s blend after scratching my nut sack.
After taking her to pound town, it was evident from the smell of her dorm room that perhaps two weeks without a shower was too much and the gentleman’s blend was ripe and almost repulsive. So I bid her good night and vacated.
by Dick Onchin April 26, 2023