Dick Onchin's definitions
When you hook up with a smokin’ hot chick but you get home and find out she’s offer more than a lady and packing some serious heat (trap) But rather than bolting like a transphobic with a raging hard on sure to garner the blue balls, you settle for a vigorous old fashioned from her before grabbing an Uber and forgetting the whole thing ever happened.
I closed the bar down last night. Took home a smokin babe that was alone all night. But wound up handy trapped.
by Dick Onchin November 23, 2020
Get the Handy Trappedmug. He gave me the galactic penis last night. I’m pretty sure I did a pleasure pass out.
After taking the galactic penis for over an hour, I came so hard I soaked the sheets.
After taking the galactic penis for over an hour, I came so hard I soaked the sheets.
by Dick Onchin November 2, 2020
Get the Galactic Penismug. I can’t tell you how many cripple cream floggers I gave Randy during his two months of recovery. That wheelchair had to get the bolts retightened from all the shaking.
The home health nurse was like 65 years old but she never left without a cripple cream flogger.
The home health nurse was like 65 years old but she never left without a cripple cream flogger.
by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020
Get the Cripple Cream Floggermug. I ate her meaty curtains on her slap pocket.
My cousin was on the rag on Thanksgiving so I couldn’t hit her slap pocket during half time. So I had to settle for a vigorous handy in the bathroom.
I was elbow deep in her slap pocket when her uncle walked in on us. Next thing I know I got a forearm working it’s way up my own slap pocket.
I could hear my old man working my moms slap pocket last night.
He was so big he stretched my slap pocket and I was gaping.
My cousin was on the rag on Thanksgiving so I couldn’t hit her slap pocket during half time. So I had to settle for a vigorous handy in the bathroom.
I was elbow deep in her slap pocket when her uncle walked in on us. Next thing I know I got a forearm working it’s way up my own slap pocket.
I could hear my old man working my moms slap pocket last night.
He was so big he stretched my slap pocket and I was gaping.
by Dick Onchin November 3, 2021
Get the Slap Pocketmug. Things got pretty stale during this covid lockdown so she finally gave in and let me do a little corn farming. She’s not walking well.
I need to shower after corn farming.
He was corn farming me last night and really rearranged my lower intestine.
I need to shower after corn farming.
He was corn farming me last night and really rearranged my lower intestine.
by Dick Onchin April 16, 2020
Get the Corn Farmingmug. An extremely sore clitoris. Usually from too much bean flicking, relentless railing or aggressive oral.
Well with all the lockdowns I’ll be alone over thanksgiving watching porn and flicking the bean. I’m sure come Sunday I’ll have one burnt Knuckle.
That old butch lesbian sure can munch a box. She worked my slit for hours and left me with a sloppy burnt knuckle.
My little love box was unable to take his meat so the relentless pounding left me with a burnt knuckle.
That old butch lesbian sure can munch a box. She worked my slit for hours and left me with a sloppy burnt knuckle.
My little love box was unable to take his meat so the relentless pounding left me with a burnt knuckle.
by Dick Onchin November 19, 2020
Get the Burnt Knucklemug. 1. A smelly pussy. A stank ass snatch with hints of wet garbage and warm urine.
2. A street walking whore that will let you her rail her behind a dumpster for $5 or a cold tall boy.
2. A street walking whore that will let you her rail her behind a dumpster for $5 or a cold tall boy.
She dribbled down her panties and my dorm room smelled of alley snatch.
My dad woke me up today and asked me why the backseat smells like alley snatch.
I never made it to lunch today. I ended up getting a little alley snatch.
My dad woke me up today and asked me why the backseat smells like alley snatch.
I never made it to lunch today. I ended up getting a little alley snatch.
by Dick Onchin September 20, 2020
Get the Alley Snatchmug.