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When the male scrotum clings to the inner thighs like stretched taffy during those hot, humid, lazy, hazy days of summer.
Man I got the the summer sick. I’m chafing like a MOFO!
His scrotum looked like a batwing when he showed me his summer stick.
His scrotum looked like a batwing when he showed me his summer stick.
by Dick Onchin October 17, 2021
Get the Summer Stick mug.I mouth wrestled his raging yogurt slinger while parked in the driveway of his mom’s house.
As she bent over to draw up her knickers, her beautiful brown dirt star was winking at me like a ladyboy on a Thailand street corner so I buried my face deep into her brown town and mouth wrestled her tangy fart box.
I mouth wrestled her clitoris so long it was engorged like a pink jelly bean.
Wow broh. I can’t believe how many promotions you have received at your work. You must have mouth wrestled your way to the top.
As she bent over to draw up her knickers, her beautiful brown dirt star was winking at me like a ladyboy on a Thailand street corner so I buried my face deep into her brown town and mouth wrestled her tangy fart box.
I mouth wrestled her clitoris so long it was engorged like a pink jelly bean.
Wow broh. I can’t believe how many promotions you have received at your work. You must have mouth wrestled your way to the top.
by Dick Onchin October 20, 2021
Get the Mouth Wrestled mug.The final stage of a rectal inferno caused by a bout of wet, fiery, acidic, explosive shits.
Dante’s bubbles are hallmarked by a series of wet, stinging, releases of bubbly gas as there is literally nothing left to be passed from your entire gastrointestinal system.
Akin to the spewing sound of letting the air out of a balloon under water.
Dante’s bubbles are hallmarked by a series of wet, stinging, releases of bubbly gas as there is literally nothing left to be passed from your entire gastrointestinal system.
Akin to the spewing sound of letting the air out of a balloon under water.
The poor guy in the next stall was suffering from the worst Dante’s bubbles I have ever heard. I would have slipped him one of my Tucks medicated pads but my piles were on fire myself.
After all night on the toilet from the bad sushi, morning arrived with the gurgling sounds of Dante’s bubbles. The sting was of a thousand bees.
After all night on the toilet from the bad sushi, morning arrived with the gurgling sounds of Dante’s bubbles. The sting was of a thousand bees.
by Dick Onchin October 20, 2021
Get the Dante’s Bubbles mug.When a female freshens up her cooter by wiping it with a rest room paper towel. A variant of the whore’s bath.
Regina decided to go home with the guy she met at the bar. So she slipped into the restroom for a quick cooter wipe.
I’m feeling a little mungy down there after that long walk. Better get a quick cooter wipe at that gas station before I go see my gyno.
Wouldn’t you know that they would be out of paper towels in there when I went for a cooter wipe. I think I burnt my labia with that hand dryer.
I’m feeling a little mungy down there after that long walk. Better get a quick cooter wipe at that gas station before I go see my gyno.
Wouldn’t you know that they would be out of paper towels in there when I went for a cooter wipe. I think I burnt my labia with that hand dryer.
by Dick Onchin October 20, 2021
Get the Cooter Wipe mug.The wife came to bed and straddled my face with her mulled prawn.
I had a touch of the stank puss but thanks to a little vinegar and water I’ve got a wonderful mulled prawn.
I had a touch of the stank puss but thanks to a little vinegar and water I’ve got a wonderful mulled prawn.
by Dick Onchin October 20, 2021
Get the Mulled Prawn mug.The range of varying times, circumstances, events or actions that elevate oneself to reaching the point where one just says Fuck It.
Generally, the Fuck It range starts at the low end of the trend line and progresses to the pinnacle where one rattles off a resounding “Fuck It” verbal tirade of varying degree.
Once the top end of the Fuck It Range is reached, and the “Fuck It” has been proclaimed, the outcomes will vary and are completely situational.
Generally, the Fuck It range starts at the low end of the trend line and progresses to the pinnacle where one rattles off a resounding “Fuck It” verbal tirade of varying degree.
Once the top end of the Fuck It Range is reached, and the “Fuck It” has been proclaimed, the outcomes will vary and are completely situational.
My boss continues to take all the credit for my work and gets a big bonus and I keep getting crumbs. I’m in the Fuck It Range and one more time I’m done and it’s over.
I spent 45 minutes trying to fix that leaking faucet. I hit the fuck it range after I busted my knuckle twice. But I got it fixed.
Every day my wife puts me in the fuck it range with her incessant nagging about the skid marks in my underwear when she does laundry. Next time I just won’t wipe at all.
My fuck it range is short today. Try me. Seriously. Try me.
Bitch I’ve reached the fuck it range. I don’t care if you are his momma Imma knock your ass out.
I spent 45 minutes trying to fix that leaking faucet. I hit the fuck it range after I busted my knuckle twice. But I got it fixed.
Every day my wife puts me in the fuck it range with her incessant nagging about the skid marks in my underwear when she does laundry. Next time I just won’t wipe at all.
My fuck it range is short today. Try me. Seriously. Try me.
Bitch I’ve reached the fuck it range. I don’t care if you are his momma Imma knock your ass out.
by Dick Onchin September 20, 2021
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With no time to prep, Ethen let his Grindr date plunge deep into his extra fertile sod.
With no time to prep, Ethen let his Grindr date plunge deep into his extra fertile sod.
by Dick Onchin July 15, 2021
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