Lil’ Chocolate Mousse

That little dollop of stool found on the penis after a deep dick anal session.
by Dick Onchin October 03, 2020
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Chub Norris

A male that wanks his own chub with such veracity it’s like he’s practicing some unmatched fighting skills.
My roommate is chub Norris. You’ll hear it pounding shortly.
by Dick Onchin October 09, 2020
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Peanut Butter Cunt

The asshole. The poop chute. The anal cavity.
My tinder hookup came over and even though I power bottomed, he absolutely ruined my moist tight peanut butter cunt.
by Dick Onchin November 08, 2020
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Bob the Slob Knob

Performance of fellatio on the male penis.
He had a micro but I was still able to Bob the slob knob.

My co-worker decided to Bob the slob knob on me in the store room.
by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020
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Wet Bender

Drinking so much on a weekend bender you wind up with gut wrenching case of the wet beer shits.
It took me three days to recover from the wet bender.

Looks like a wet bender this weekend.
by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020
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Gentleman’s Blend

The moist amalgam of sweat and crease grease that forms in the area
of the male genitalia creating what is more commonly known as ball stank.

Gentleman’s Blend is often an elusive, odiferous condition that may only reveal its presence when activated by a itch, scratch or randy activity. In other cases, such as several days or even weeks of poor hygiene, Gentleman’s Blend may in fact become extremely fragrant and permeate ball stank like a repugnant cologne.
Since her mouth continued to run incessantly with nothing but constant bitching, my last resort was to slather her upper lip with a finger full of Gentleman’s Blend which instantaneously created a much needed silence.

My fingers reeked of gentleman’s blend after scratching my nut sack.

After taking her to pound town, it was evident from the smell of her dorm room that perhaps two weeks without a shower was too much and the gentleman’s blend was ripe and almost repulsive. So I bid her good night and vacated.
by Dick Onchin April 26, 2023
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Dirty Duster

When a male with a mustache ravenously eats out ass and gets that booty juice all in his duster leaving those remnant hot ass smells lasting for hours or even days. Usually the smells are re-activated by a nonchalant subsequent scratch.
I’ve got a dirty duster. I ate her ass thee days ago and I can still smell it.
by Dick Onchin April 12, 2020
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