384 definitions by Dick Onchin
When a toothless individual gums the hell out of your taint aka gooch by rapidly working their mouth and jaw side to side like a camel chewing cud.
Man bro that toothless crack whore not only gave me some brain but she did the camel chew on my taint. She was spitting hair for 10 minutes.
Once she slid her panties off I saw her shorn taint and instantly took out my dentures and gave her a camel chew.
My uncle gave me a camel chew last night. I’m really just not sure how I feel about it. But I will say it was enjoyable.
Once she slid her panties off I saw her shorn taint and instantly took out my dentures and gave her a camel chew.
My uncle gave me a camel chew last night. I’m really just not sure how I feel about it. But I will say it was enjoyable.
by Dick Onchin November 2, 2021
I walked in on my brother doing the red dog flog.
I was doing the red dog flog so loudly my mom asked me what I was beating on.
My uncle taught me to do the red dog flog in the basement last thanksgiving.
I was doing the red dog flog so loudly my mom asked me what I was beating on.
My uncle taught me to do the red dog flog in the basement last thanksgiving.
by Dick Onchin September 28, 2020
My uncle took me around the barn and bent me over the saw horse. He was up in there so good he pulled out a Nebraska corn husk.
Her choice of last night’s dinner entree sides was quite apparent when I pulled out a Nebraska corn husk this morning. So I wiped it on her pillow case.
Her choice of last night’s dinner entree sides was quite apparent when I pulled out a Nebraska corn husk this morning. So I wiped it on her pillow case.
by Dick Onchin April 12, 2020
Receiving or performing a Brazilian style hair removal from and around the genitals using only Duct Tape and a little soothing baby power.
My taint hair was really shaggin so my broh gave me a back alley Brazilian. I’m pretty sure the third yank of tape took off a layer of skin.
I didn’t have time for a spa appointment so I had to do a back alley Brazilian before my tinder date.
I didn’t have time for a spa appointment so I had to do a back alley Brazilian before my tinder date.
by Dick Onchin November 26, 2020
Bruce’s grandpa cornered me in the garage and the next thing I know I was bent over the workbench getting a gum salad.
My poor grandma couldn’t make it on her social security so she had to serve up some gum salad to the manager each month to get by.
That meth whore on the corner smells like shit and she’s always tweeking but brother if you want a hot gum salad she’s your girl. Slip her a 10 spot and she’ll be in there nose deep.
My poor grandma couldn’t make it on her social security so she had to serve up some gum salad to the manager each month to get by.
That meth whore on the corner smells like shit and she’s always tweeking but brother if you want a hot gum salad she’s your girl. Slip her a 10 spot and she’ll be in there nose deep.
by Dick Onchin January 10, 2023
When you try to shit but can’t so you make the effort worthwhile by giving yourself a good old fashioned wank and rubbing one out before flushing and hoping the turd will pass next attempt. If not, repeat.
I’m on my third constipation stroke today. If I don’t blow the other way soon I may have to resort to an enema.
Sometimes I think he eats a poor diet just for the ability to constipation stroke.
Sometimes I think he eats a poor diet just for the ability to constipation stroke.
by Dick Onchin January 11, 2022
Can’t wait to get home and have me a trout dinner.
She woke my roommate up yelling how’s your trout dinner daddy?!!!
My uncle whispered in my ear that he only comes for thanksgiving dinner cause he likes a little trout dinner after midnight.
She woke my roommate up yelling how’s your trout dinner daddy?!!!
My uncle whispered in my ear that he only comes for thanksgiving dinner cause he likes a little trout dinner after midnight.
by Dick Onchin September 12, 2020