I walked in on my brother doing the red dog flog.
I was doing the red dog flog so loudly my mom asked me what I was beating on.
My uncle taught me to do the red dog flog in the basement last thanksgiving.
I was doing the red dog flog so loudly my mom asked me what I was beating on.
My uncle taught me to do the red dog flog in the basement last thanksgiving.
by Dick Onchin September 28, 2020
My uncle took me around the barn and bent me over the saw horse. He was up in there so good he pulled out a Nebraska corn husk.
Her choice of last night’s dinner entree sides was quite apparent when I pulled out a Nebraska corn husk this morning. So I wiped it on her pillow case.
Her choice of last night’s dinner entree sides was quite apparent when I pulled out a Nebraska corn husk this morning. So I wiped it on her pillow case.
by Dick Onchin April 12, 2020
Receiving or performing a Brazilian style hair removal from and around the genitals using only Duct Tape and a little soothing baby power.
My taint hair was really shaggin so my broh gave me a back alley Brazilian. I’m pretty sure the third yank of tape took off a layer of skin.
I didn’t have time for a spa appointment so I had to do a back alley Brazilian before my tinder date.
I didn’t have time for a spa appointment so I had to do a back alley Brazilian before my tinder date.
by Dick Onchin November 26, 2020
Bruce’s grandpa cornered me in the garage and the next thing I know I was bent over the workbench getting a gum salad.
My poor grandma couldn’t make it on her social security so she had to serve up some gum salad to the manager each month to get by.
That meth whore on the corner smells like shit and she’s always tweeking but brother if you want a hot gum salad she’s your girl. Slip her a 10 spot and she’ll be in there nose deep.
My poor grandma couldn’t make it on her social security so she had to serve up some gum salad to the manager each month to get by.
That meth whore on the corner smells like shit and she’s always tweeking but brother if you want a hot gum salad she’s your girl. Slip her a 10 spot and she’ll be in there nose deep.
by Dick Onchin January 10, 2023
by Dick Onchin October 02, 2020
Damn my cootchie is on Fire. I got the rainbow rash. Me too.
Despite their repeated orgasmic squirts, Kathy and Rhonda scissored themselves into a horrific case of rainbow rash.
Despite their repeated orgasmic squirts, Kathy and Rhonda scissored themselves into a horrific case of rainbow rash.
by Dick Onchin October 27, 2020
My sugar daddy pumped me full of sliver chowder last night.
I hooked up with a daddy on Grindr and he railed me full of silver chowder.
I finally slipped over to my neighbors when his wife was gone and did a little sloppy top. He filled my aching throat with little silver chowder.
I hooked up with a daddy on Grindr and he railed me full of silver chowder.
I finally slipped over to my neighbors when his wife was gone and did a little sloppy top. He filled my aching throat with little silver chowder.
by Dick Onchin November 08, 2020