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When the balls, taint and ass crack are absolutely dripping with sweat from any type of physical exertion or extremely warm temperatures.
Clyde came from from the gym with a gooch sauna and wanted me to eat his ass.
This gooch sauna has got me chaffing.
Swamp ass got nothing on the gooch sauna I got right now.
This gooch sauna has got me chaffing.
Swamp ass got nothing on the gooch sauna I got right now.
by Dick Onchin January 26, 2021
Get the Gooch Sauna mug.I spent the weekend in NY with a high end call girl. Needless to say I’m $10k broke and sore from dusty nuttin’.
I was on quarantine for 14 days. All that time was filled with porn and by noon each day I was dusty nuttin’.
I was on quarantine for 14 days. All that time was filled with porn and by noon each day I was dusty nuttin’.
by Dick Onchin February 3, 2021
Get the Dusty Nuttin’ mug.One railed and wrecked pussy or asshole. Puffy, swoll and red like a package of ground beef in the meat department at your favorite grocer.
I got railed so hard last night I’m ground burger down there. Quite tender to the touch.
My hook up had a moose cock and my bung is ground burger. I can’t sit. I need to find my grampy’s hemorrhoid donut cushion.
My hook up had a moose cock and my bung is ground burger. I can’t sit. I need to find my grampy’s hemorrhoid donut cushion.
by Dick Onchin February 5, 2021
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Despite having a skin widget, he packed a copious nut.
All through college I earned money servicing his skin widget.
All through college I earned money servicing his skin widget.
by Dick Onchin February 5, 2021
Get the Skin Widget mug.I was dancing through her velvet trench all night.
Her velvet trench exploded with squirt as she vigorously paddled the little man in the boat.
Her velvet trench exploded with squirt as she vigorously paddled the little man in the boat.
by Dick Onchin February 5, 2021
Get the Velvet Trench mug.I love Starbucks. They really can brew the bean.
I was just about to brew the bean when my roommate walked in on me.
I did nothing but brew the bean this weekend and now my pussy is tender to the touch.
I was just about to brew the bean when my roommate walked in on me.
I did nothing but brew the bean this weekend and now my pussy is tender to the touch.
by Dick Onchin February 7, 2021
Get the Brew the Bean mug.The anal swab covid test administered by the Chinese government on visiting foreigners. Soon to be enjoyed by travelers worldwide.
How was your trip to China? It was great. I had the wuhan rim job as soon as we landed. How was it? Let’s just say I got tested three times.
by Dick Onchin March 4, 2021
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