by Dick Onchin October 02, 2020
When you try to shit but can’t so you make the effort worthwhile by giving yourself a good old fashioned wank and rubbing one out before flushing and hoping the turd will pass next attempt. If not, repeat.
I’m on my third constipation stroke today. If I don’t blow the other way soon I may have to resort to an enema.
Sometimes I think he eats a poor diet just for the ability to constipation stroke.
Sometimes I think he eats a poor diet just for the ability to constipation stroke.
by Dick Onchin January 11, 2022
Can’t wait to get home and have me a trout dinner.
She woke my roommate up yelling how’s your trout dinner daddy?!!!
My uncle whispered in my ear that he only comes for thanksgiving dinner cause he likes a little trout dinner after midnight.
She woke my roommate up yelling how’s your trout dinner daddy?!!!
My uncle whispered in my ear that he only comes for thanksgiving dinner cause he likes a little trout dinner after midnight.
by Dick Onchin September 12, 2020
I was intoxicated by the aroma of her puckering tulip.
The slut on Chaturbate worked her puckering tulip with a 12 inch dildo.
I shit so hard I gave myself a puckering tulip.
My uncle offered to rub some salve on my puckering tulip.
The slut on Chaturbate worked her puckering tulip with a 12 inch dildo.
I shit so hard I gave myself a puckering tulip.
My uncle offered to rub some salve on my puckering tulip.
by Dick Onchin July 03, 2021
Maggie is such a ball leech. She almost sucked my balls off the last time she was also giving me an old fashioned.
Natalie is such a slutty ball leech. She pulled a train with three guys and they all ball stuffed her at the same time.
Natalie is such a slutty ball leech. She pulled a train with three guys and they all ball stuffed her at the same time.
by Dick Onchin December 13, 2020
A vigorous, dick burning blow job received behind a local Circle K market from a Mexican prostitute that just polished off a fiesta sized package of Takis and a 32 oz. Mountain Dew.
My knob is still feeling the effects of that Scottsdale burner last night.
My girlfriend told me I needed to lay off the takis cause my cock tasted a little fuego. I need to clean up better after those after work Scottsdale burners.
My girlfriend told me I needed to lay off the takis cause my cock tasted a little fuego. I need to clean up better after those after work Scottsdale burners.
by Dick Onchin January 06, 2023
After my college roommate taught me the bean twist I’ve never been unsatisfied.
Her toes curled as I gave her the bean twist.
That butch gave me such a vigorous bean twist I’m sore to the touch today.
Her toes curled as I gave her the bean twist.
That butch gave me such a vigorous bean twist I’m sore to the touch today.
by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020