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Definitions by Dick Onchin

Scout’s Gear 

Glad I had my scout’s gear packed cause the counselor visited my tent around midnight.

By the end of camp I was borrowing other scout’s gear to make it through.

At camp, you could hear the boys breaking out their scout’s gear all through the night to give it a good old wank. By the end of summer those gak towels were stiff. Some had to move on to a crust sock.
Scout’s Gear by Dick Onchin September 6, 2020

Scout’s Gear 

Glad I had my scout’s gear packed cause the counselor visited my tent around midnight.

By the end of camp I was borrowing other scout’s gear to make it through.

At camp, you could hear the boys breaking out their scout’s gear all through the night to give it a good old wank. By the end of summer those gak towels were stiff. Some had to move on to a crust sock.
Scout’s Gear by Dick Onchin September 6, 2020

Snouting 

Eating her out from behind while rooting your nose in her little brown flower at the same time.
Rachel went wild last night when I started snouting her. Her pucker spot was quivering.

I was shouting that nasty whore last night. She really needed a wash.
Snouting by Dick Onchin September 4, 2020

Pinch n’ Pull

When a male multitasks by taking a dump and giving himself a vigorous wank at the same time.
The dude in the stall next to me was doing a pinch n’ pull. I was so inspired, I did the same.
Pinch n’ Pull by Dick Onchin September 4, 2020

Orthodox Hammering 

Vanilla sex. Nothing kinky. Typically missionary style, limited sex sounds and mutual orgasm may or may not occur.
After two years of orthodox hammering, I finally had to find a prostitute to liven things up on the side.

I walked in on my old man giving my mom an orthodox hammering.
Orthodox Hammering by Dick Onchin September 4, 2020

Cactus Hole 

The prickly, itchy and often painful and scratchy state of the asshole after being shaved and the stubble starts to reappear.
My finger stank all week long cause I got the cactus hole.

Her damn cactus hole just about rubbed me raw last night when I took that ass to pound town.

My cactus hole was so bad that I asked our housekeeper to shave my bung.
Cactus Hole by Dick Onchin September 2, 2020

Scout’s Badge 

The asshole. The bunghole.
My scout’s badge is mungy.

The counselor snuck in and pinned my scout’s badge.
Scout’s Badge by Dick Onchin August 31, 2020