When a male or female squats over a sleeping partner’s forehead and commences to start gopher holing repeatedly until the juicy turd is extended out far enough to leave a small shit stamp on their partner’s forehead.
Only a true gopher holing master can accomplish this time treasured feat of intestinal strength.
Only a true gopher holing master can accomplish this time treasured feat of intestinal strength.
There will be no gopher dot tonight. I had Taco Bell earlier. Too loose.
I woke up this morning and the random I hooked up with had left with no goodbye but I shortly saw in the mirror that he had said goodbye with a gopher dot.
I woke up this morning and the random I hooked up with had left with no goodbye but I shortly saw in the mirror that he had said goodbye with a gopher dot.
by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020
Oh man that dude pounded my ass all night last night and left me with a tattered pink sleeve.
I may need some stitches in my tattered pink sleeve. Will you run me to the ER?
My tattered pink sleeve simply couldn’t take any more of my uncle’s pounding.
I may need some stitches in my tattered pink sleeve. Will you run me to the ER?
My tattered pink sleeve simply couldn’t take any more of my uncle’s pounding.
by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020
Oh he came over last night for a turdjugal visit. I took 8 before I had to tap out.
Thanksgiving is just around the corner. All the family will be here and I can expect my uncle will want to have a turdjugal visit with me during halftime.
My grades improved after offering my professor an occasional turdjugal visit.
The old lady got a little drunk and horny last night so I got a turdjugal visit. She been on the shitter all day trying to snap a plug.
Thanksgiving is just around the corner. All the family will be here and I can expect my uncle will want to have a turdjugal visit with me during halftime.
My grades improved after offering my professor an occasional turdjugal visit.
The old lady got a little drunk and horny last night so I got a turdjugal visit. She been on the shitter all day trying to snap a plug.
by Dick Onchin August 23, 2020
When you try to shit but can’t so you make the effort worthwhile by giving yourself a good old fashioned wank and rubbing one out before flushing and hoping the turd will pass next attempt. If not, repeat.
I’m on my third constipation stroke today. If I don’t blow the other way soon I may have to resort to an enema.
Sometimes I think he eats a poor diet just for the ability to constipation stroke.
Sometimes I think he eats a poor diet just for the ability to constipation stroke.
by Dick Onchin January 11, 2022
Her jeans were painted on and that only added to the size of her grab bars.
I was railing that skank from behind so I latched ahold of her grab bars and went to pound town.
I was railing that skank from behind so I latched ahold of her grab bars and went to pound town.
by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020
Coarse hair stretching from just behind the ball sack stretching to the base of the ass crack (the taint or gooch).
Man I need to shave my underbrow. It’s unwieldy.
My girl braided my underbrow.
I started a new trend with the underbrow slit. Bad call though cause I ended up nicking my gooch real bad and thought I was going to bleed out.
My girl braided my underbrow.
I started a new trend with the underbrow slit. Bad call though cause I ended up nicking my gooch real bad and thought I was going to bleed out.
by Dick Onchin November 06, 2020
That odiferous, amalgam of shit and sweat around the anus. Known for its hallmark itch and prompting of an occasional re-wipe.
Got the worst case of ring butter. Just could not get my ass clean this morning and working out made the perfect combination.
The ring butter made the drive home a long itchy one.
I dug a little deep to itch the ring butter and gave myself one hell of a skid mark.
The ring butter made the drive home a long itchy one.
I dug a little deep to itch the ring butter and gave myself one hell of a skid mark.
by Dick Onchin January 09, 2022