A poor ass sap of a male that gets his nuts handed to him every time he turns around from an overwhelming bitch of a spouse.
Here comes brewed nuggets. Poor guy can’t even go get a beer with us without his old lady bitching.
I was a brewed nuggets for about 6 months till I finally dumped her ass.
I was a brewed nuggets for about 6 months till I finally dumped her ass.
by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020
by Dick Onchin December 17, 2020
When you are on lunch break and the urge to beat off and bust nut out takes over. So you peel the lunch meat off your sandwich (turkey, roast beef, pastrami, etc.) and wrap it around your stiff, turgid cock creating that coveted skin to skin feel. This causes you to immediately commence gloriously wanking away until the nut custard is blown.
Mom picked me up a pound of pink roast beef at the deli. Lunch meat n’ beat is going to be good this week.
by Dick Onchin September 20, 2020
Stewing and brewing up a massive shit. Usually hallmarked by horrendous gut gurgling and flatulence.
I’m not feeling well. I’ve been crockpottin’ all day. I’m about to blow.
That curry dinner last night has me crockpottin’.
The rumbling of my gut’s crockpottin’ resulted in me wrecking the office toilet so bad they had to call janitorial services.
That curry dinner last night has me crockpottin’.
The rumbling of my gut’s crockpottin’ resulted in me wrecking the office toilet so bad they had to call janitorial services.
by Dick Onchin October 04, 2020
by Dick Onchin October 21, 2020
To rail on and dick down the old booty hole. To work his or her brown asterisk like a boss and rearrange that lower intestine.
She bent over to pick up the kids mess and the next think you know I’m punching the asterisk.
My Grindr hookup up wasn’t very clean but I still ended up punching the asterisk.
My Grindr hookup up wasn’t very clean but I still ended up punching the asterisk.
by Dick Onchin September 18, 2020
Brooooooh that slut let me swim upstream last night. Water was a little muddy though if you know what I mean.
She told me I could swim upstream tonight. I railed them intestines.
She told me I could swim upstream tonight. I railed them intestines.
by Dick Onchin October 15, 2020