Definitions by Dick Onchin
Lil’ Bagel Hole
She made me tongue punch her lil’ bagel hole.
His lil’ bagel hole was clinched tight. Pegging him was a challenge. But I got it bowel deep eventually.
I love hitting it from behind and watching her lil’ bagel hole wink at me.
His lil’ bagel hole was clinched tight. Pegging him was a challenge. But I got it bowel deep eventually.
I love hitting it from behind and watching her lil’ bagel hole wink at me.
Lil’ Bagel Hole by Dick Onchin September 22, 2020
Charity Worker
Someone, usually a friend or an acquaintance, that will get you off or have sex with you when you need to bust a nut or need to get railed.
I had to see my charity worker last night. My balls were full and needed to be emptied.
My neighbor has managed to turn me into her charity worker. He boyfriend can’t keep up so she slips over each night for a little gut rearranging.
My neighbor has managed to turn me into her charity worker. He boyfriend can’t keep up so she slips over each night for a little gut rearranging.
Charity Worker by Dick Onchin September 22, 2020
Alley Snatch
1. A smelly pussy. A stank ass snatch with hints of wet garbage and warm urine.
2. A street walking whore that will let you her rail her behind a dumpster for $5 or a cold tall boy.
2. A street walking whore that will let you her rail her behind a dumpster for $5 or a cold tall boy.
She dribbled down her panties and my dorm room smelled of alley snatch.
My dad woke me up today and asked me why the backseat smells like alley snatch.
I never made it to lunch today. I ended up getting a little alley snatch.
My dad woke me up today and asked me why the backseat smells like alley snatch.
I never made it to lunch today. I ended up getting a little alley snatch.
Alley Snatch by Dick Onchin September 20, 2020
Engorger
I pumped for 20 minutes before the old lady got home from work so I could rail her from behind with an engorger.
I was still sporting an engorger for about another hour.
My engorger was a deep shade of purple and the head had the appearance of a purple potato.
I was still sporting an engorger for about another hour.
My engorger was a deep shade of purple and the head had the appearance of a purple potato.
Engorger by Dick Onchin September 20, 2020
Lakeside Picnic
I was walking the lake bank when I went around the cove and wound up in the midst of a lakeside picnic.
She no more than had the blanket down on the ground before we started our lakeside picnic.
I hiked the last mile with a fellow hiker. I joined him since he said he would take me to a lakeside picnic.
She no more than had the blanket down on the ground before we started our lakeside picnic.
I hiked the last mile with a fellow hiker. I joined him since he said he would take me to a lakeside picnic.
Lakeside Picnic by Dick Onchin September 20, 2020
Rail Fudge
That brown sheen of shit juice and remnants clinging to the penis after a surprise railing of your girl’s or guy’s ass.
Gimme a towel so I can wipe off this rail fudge.
My Grindr date left me with a mess of rail fudge.
The old lady was bent over so I just went in for the old rose bud and railed her turd chute till it was hanging out like a sock but she left me with some thick rail fudge. Could have scraped it off with a butter knife.
My Grindr date left me with a mess of rail fudge.
The old lady was bent over so I just went in for the old rose bud and railed her turd chute till it was hanging out like a sock but she left me with some thick rail fudge. Could have scraped it off with a butter knife.
Rail Fudge by Dick Onchin September 19, 2020
Lunch Meat n’ Beat
When you are on lunch break and the urge to beat off and bust nut out takes over. So you peel the lunch meat off your sandwich (turkey, roast beef, pastrami, etc.) and wrap it around your stiff, turgid cock creating that coveted skin to skin feel. This causes you to immediately commence gloriously wanking away until the nut custard is blown.
Mom picked me up a pound of pink roast beef at the deli. Lunch meat n’ beat is going to be good this week.
Lunch Meat n’ Beat by Dick Onchin September 19, 2020