Definitions by Dick Onchin
Blown Marrow
Blown Marrow by Dick Onchin October 19, 2020
Bust Knuckles
I’ll be there by 7:30. Just need to run home to shit, Shower, shave and bust knuckles.
I just started to bust knuckles when my aunt walked in.
I spent the weekend on porn hub and busting knuckles.
I just started to bust knuckles when my aunt walked in.
I spent the weekend on porn hub and busting knuckles.
Bust Knuckles by Dick Onchin October 18, 2020
Turd n’ Curd
When a male takes a dump and drops a big healthy turd and rubs out a load of man curd are the same time.
I just did a turd n’ curd and left it.
I was in the shitter to snap one and started watching tiktok and ended up doing a turd n’ curd.
I was in the shitter to snap one and started watching tiktok and ended up doing a turd n’ curd.
Turd n’ Curd by Dick Onchin October 18, 2020
Gagging Granny
The old broad couldn’t pay me cause her social security check had not arrived so that’s when I leaned that she’s a gagging granny. Accounts paid in full.
I spent the weekend at my grandparents and I know I was woken at 3 am by the sounds of a gagging granny.
I spent the weekend at my grandparents and I know I was woken at 3 am by the sounds of a gagging granny.
Gagging Granny by Dick Onchin October 18, 2020
Florida Sweetbreads
Floating human shit found in a natural body of water like a lake, river or ocean that was intentionally released from someone’s bowels.
I hung my ass over the pier and dropped some Florida sweetbreads.
We were swimming in the river and we dropped some Florida sweetbreads to keep the gators fed.
I was boogie boarding and pretty sure I surfed past some Florida sweetbreads.
We were boating all day and I dropped a few Florida sweetbreads through the day off the side.
We were swimming in the river and we dropped some Florida sweetbreads to keep the gators fed.
I was boogie boarding and pretty sure I surfed past some Florida sweetbreads.
We were boating all day and I dropped a few Florida sweetbreads through the day off the side.
Florida Sweetbreads by Dick Onchin October 18, 2020
Hot Egger
An egger fart that is accompanied by the release of a just a little wet viscous aka shart at the same time.
While an egger fart smells like rotten eggs, the hot egger makes Emeril proud by kicking it up a notch with a lingering rancid, demon like stench that clings to the nostrils and in the worst cases, can be tasted a little bit.
While an egger fart smells like rotten eggs, the hot egger makes Emeril proud by kicking it up a notch with a lingering rancid, demon like stench that clings to the nostrils and in the worst cases, can be tasted a little bit.
The boys sleepover quickly ended when Damian dropped a hot egger and bros couldn’t get out of the basement fast enough.
I was in my work cube and though I could drop a silent one but it ended up a hot egger.
I had to run wipe my ass after that hot egger which left everyone in the break room gasping for air.
I was in my work cube and though I could drop a silent one but it ended up a hot egger.
I had to run wipe my ass after that hot egger which left everyone in the break room gasping for air.
Hot Egger by Dick Onchin October 17, 2020
Rail Fail
Getting her horned up to a sloppy wet state for an absolute railing and gut rearrangement only to disappoint her, and yourself for that matter, by failing to achieve an erection and deliver. Usually results in self loathing while watching her flick the bean.
A bottle of Jack was the perfect recipe last night for a rail fail.
I was so horny and ready to just get railed but my uncle drank too much and was like flopping gummy and a real rail fail.
I had to flick my bean to a toe curling orgasm after daddy did a rail fail.
I was so horny and ready to just get railed but my uncle drank too much and was like flopping gummy and a real rail fail.
I had to flick my bean to a toe curling orgasm after daddy did a rail fail.
Rail Fail by Dick Onchin October 17, 2020