She was a nubile but damn she gave me a Harambe handy and almost tore it off.
I let my bro use my brohole cause he needed to bust. I was expecting a gratuitous reach around but he gave me a Harambe handy.
I let my bro use my brohole cause he needed to bust. I was expecting a gratuitous reach around but he gave me a Harambe handy.
by Dick Onchin October 04, 2020
A loudmouth moron that runs their mouth making factless statements and failed arguments and when they are called out for their ignorance, they resort to name calling or some other irrelevant, baseless accusation.
The US Congress is full of corrupt flapping sphincters.
True journalism is dead. It’s now comprised of agenda driven flapping sphincters.
True journalism is dead. It’s now comprised of agenda driven flapping sphincters.
by Dick Onchin November 25, 2020
I worked the out the pain to get to the pleasure of her tiger rub.
I dated a nail tech for about a month but I could take the tiger rub all the time so I shagged and bagged.
I dated a nail tech for about a month but I could take the tiger rub all the time so I shagged and bagged.
by Dick Onchin October 04, 2020
A massive turd that shoots straight out the asshole as soon as one is seated on the shitter. Blasting like a Titan II rocket from a silo.
by Dick Onchin April 18, 2020
Marelda’s eyes rolled deep into the back of her head as Reginald plunged his bulbous black cock deep into her fertile sod.
With no time to prep, Ethen let his Grindr date plunge deep into his extra fertile sod.
With no time to prep, Ethen let his Grindr date plunge deep into his extra fertile sod.
by Dick Onchin July 15, 2021
by Dick Onchin October 19, 2020
A fart, shit or shart that painfully burns and stings the outer edges of the anal sphincter when released.
Bbbbbbbrrrrrrraaaaapppp!! Dang that was a brim burner. Stinging right now.
Those extra jalapeños at chipotle were enough to give me a brim burner this morning. I needed a medicated wipe with aloe.
I’m not feeling well and sharted. It was a brim burner.
Those extra jalapeños at chipotle were enough to give me a brim burner this morning. I needed a medicated wipe with aloe.
I’m not feeling well and sharted. It was a brim burner.
by Dick Onchin December 06, 2020