Kicking up your traditional musket ball activity (the act of taking a foreign object, placing it at the rim of the asshole and having a male take his shaft and ram it up the rectum) using a bulk sized bag of whole, fresh cranberries from your local Costco.
My grandma was furious when she found out my uncle Frank had taken her fresh cranberries and had been thanksgiving cranberry musket balling me in the back bedroom. She ended up having to use the canned cranberry sauce instead. I was farting cranberries out all through dinner.
One by one, he packed me full with a festive evening of thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. It really made me get into the holiday spirit early this year.
He pounded down an entire bag into my rectum last night doing a little thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. Let’s just say the next morning I gave some new meaning to the words Ocean Spay Cranberry Juice.
One by one, he packed me full with a festive evening of thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. It really made me get into the holiday spirit early this year.
He pounded down an entire bag into my rectum last night doing a little thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. Let’s just say the next morning I gave some new meaning to the words Ocean Spay Cranberry Juice.
by Dick Onchin November 17, 2020
He almost put my eye out last night with his rock shot.
His rock shot was all over my new Versace crest wool cardigan.
He blew his rock shot all over my breasts and we passed out. I woke up and tits looked like a family of snails had been crawling over me.
His rock shot was all over my new Versace crest wool cardigan.
He blew his rock shot all over my breasts and we passed out. I woke up and tits looked like a family of snails had been crawling over me.
by Dick Onchin November 02, 2020
Rachel got that bunny clit. I gave it a kick and she kicked the lamp off the night stand.
I had to tie her to the bed posts cause she got that bunny clit.
I had to tie her to the bed posts cause she got that bunny clit.
by Dick Onchin September 09, 2020
I got the uncle’s touch last night under the dinner table.
Thanksgiving is always accompanied by pumpkin pie and an uncle’s touch.
Thanksgiving is always accompanied by pumpkin pie and an uncle’s touch.
by Dick Onchin September 08, 2020
I haven’t showered for about a week. I’m sporting some dirty danglies.
We were in a hot 69 and my nose kept mashing his dirty danglies.
We were in a hot 69 and my nose kept mashing his dirty danglies.
by Dick Onchin November 08, 2020
by Dick Onchin October 19, 2020
A fart, shit or shart that painfully burns and stings the outer edges of the anal sphincter when released.
Bbbbbbbrrrrrrraaaaapppp!! Dang that was a brim burner. Stinging right now.
Those extra jalapeños at chipotle were enough to give me a brim burner this morning. I needed a medicated wipe with aloe.
I’m not feeling well and sharted. It was a brim burner.
Those extra jalapeños at chipotle were enough to give me a brim burner this morning. I needed a medicated wipe with aloe.
I’m not feeling well and sharted. It was a brim burner.
by Dick Onchin December 06, 2020