An extremely sore clitoris. Usually from too much bean flicking, relentless railing or aggressive oral.
Well with all the lockdowns I’ll be alone over thanksgiving watching porn and flicking the bean. I’m sure come Sunday I’ll have one burnt Knuckle.
That old butch lesbian sure can munch a box. She worked my slit for hours and left me with a sloppy burnt knuckle.
My little love box was unable to take his meat so the relentless pounding left me with a burnt knuckle.
That old butch lesbian sure can munch a box. She worked my slit for hours and left me with a sloppy burnt knuckle.
My little love box was unable to take his meat so the relentless pounding left me with a burnt knuckle.
by Dick Onchin November 19, 2020
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My dom cinched me last night and gave me strewed tomatoes.
My stewed tomatoes are killing me today. They are sore and still red. She was working them like Rocky on the speedbag.
My stewed tomatoes are killing me today. They are sore and still red. She was working them like Rocky on the speedbag.
by Dick Onchin January 14, 2023
Get the Stewed Tomatoes mug.She was doing sloppy top on me so good I was bout to bust so I pulled her head back and finished myself off by hand and gave her the old chowder lip.
by Dick Onchin November 10, 2020
Get the Chowder Lip mug.Extremely wet sounding, loud flatulence. Typically releases on multiple ass blasts. May also result in a little leakage of the loose soup.
I had three venti Starbucks coffees this morning and the worst water horns this afternoon.
That curry left me with the water horns.
I need to wipe after those water horns. I feel a little viscous tween the cheeks.
That curry left me with the water horns.
I need to wipe after those water horns. I feel a little viscous tween the cheeks.
by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020
Get the Water Horns mug.My uncle snuck into my room and railed my poopoopuss. I forgot to lock my door.
Yea the old lady let me pound the poopoopuss last night. She’s sore today.
Let me just run and freshen up my poopoopuss before you deep dick my innards.
Yea the old lady let me pound the poopoopuss last night. She’s sore today.
Let me just run and freshen up my poopoopuss before you deep dick my innards.
by Dick Onchin November 08, 2020
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Get the Cod Slot mug.When you get your asshole railed and your lower intestine crammed full of fat, hard cock without the use of lubricant.
I was so horny, not to mention hungry at my Weight Watchers meeting that I went home with the old fat guy and he gave me a hot pork cramwich.
I needed the money so I hooked up with my obese sugar daddy. He gave me the hot pork cramwich as he dripped hot sweat from his forehead all down my ass crack.
I needed the money so I hooked up with my obese sugar daddy. He gave me the hot pork cramwich as he dripped hot sweat from his forehead all down my ass crack.
by Dick Onchin October 27, 2020
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