Definitions by Dick Onchin

Cod Slot

A stank pussy a little on the fishy side.

I railed that slut’s cod slot and caught an STD.

Cod Slot by Dick Onchin October 19, 2020

Blown Marrow 

A hot load of jizz blown from a stiff rigid boner through coitus or masturbation.

I was balls deep in her bowels when I filled her with blown marrow.

Blown Marrow by Dick Onchin October 19, 2020

Bust Knuckles

Male masturbation. Jacking off. A vigorous wank.

I’ll be there by 7:30. Just need to run home to shit, Shower, shave and bust knuckles.

I just started to bust knuckles when my aunt walked in.

I spent the weekend on porn hub and busting knuckles.

Bust Knuckles by Dick Onchin October 18, 2020

Turd n’ Curd 

When a male takes a dump and drops a big healthy turd and rubs out a load of man curd are the same time.

I just did a turd n’ curd and left it.

I was in the shitter to snap one and started watching tiktok and ended up doing a turd n’ curd.

Turd n’ Curd by Dick Onchin October 18, 2020

Gagging Granny 

An older woman that, despite her age, still loves a vigorous deep throating.

The old broad couldn’t pay me cause her social security check had not arrived so that’s when I leaned that she’s a gagging granny. Accounts paid in full.

I spent the weekend at my grandparents and I know I was woken at 3 am by the sounds of a gagging granny.

Gagging Granny by Dick Onchin October 18, 2020

Florida Sweetbreads 

Floating human shit found in a natural body of water like a lake, river or ocean that was intentionally released from someone’s bowels.

I hung my ass over the pier and dropped some Florida sweetbreads.

We were swimming in the river and we dropped some Florida sweetbreads to keep the gators fed.

I was boogie boarding and pretty sure I surfed past some Florida sweetbreads.

We were boating all day and I dropped a few Florida sweetbreads through the day off the side.

Florida Sweetbreads by Dick Onchin October 18, 2020

Hot Egger 

An egger fart that is accompanied by the release of a just a little wet viscous aka shart at the same time.

While an egger fart smells like rotten eggs, the hot egger makes Emeril proud by kicking it up a notch with a lingering rancid, demon like stench that clings to the nostrils and in the worst cases, can be tasted a little bit.

The boys sleepover quickly ended when Damian dropped a hot egger and bros couldn’t get out of the basement fast enough.

I was in my work cube and though I could drop a silent one but it ended up a hot egger.

I had to run wipe my ass after that hot egger which left everyone in the break room gasping for air.

Hot Egger by Dick Onchin October 17, 2020