Kicking up your traditional musket ball activity (the act of taking a foreign object, placing it at the rim of the asshole and having a male take his shaft and ram it up the rectum) using a bulk sized bag of whole, fresh cranberries from your local Costco.
My grandma was furious when she found out my uncle Frank had taken her fresh cranberries and had been thanksgiving cranberry musket balling me in the back bedroom. She ended up having to use the canned cranberry sauce instead. I was farting cranberries out all through dinner.

One by one, he packed me full with a festive evening of thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. It really made me get into the holiday spirit early this year.

He pounded down an entire bag into my rectum last night doing a little thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. Let’s just say the next morning I gave some new meaning to the words Ocean Spay Cranberry Juice.
by Dick Onchin November 17, 2020
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Rock Shot

A copious rope of nut busted from a set of full, aching testicles.
He almost put my eye out last night with his rock shot.

His rock shot was all over my new Versace crest wool cardigan.

He blew his rock shot all over my breasts and we passed out. I woke up and tits looked like a family of snails had been crawling over me.
by Dick Onchin November 02, 2020
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Bunny Clit

A clitoris that is so sensitive she starts bouncing and hopping the second you touch it or lick it.
Rachel got that bunny clit. I gave it a kick and she kicked the lamp off the night stand.

I had to tie her to the bed posts cause she got that bunny clit.
by Dick Onchin September 09, 2020
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Uncle’s Touch

Fondled and/or groped by your uncle.
I got the uncle’s touch last night under the dinner table.

Thanksgiving is always accompanied by pumpkin pie and an uncle’s touch.
by Dick Onchin September 08, 2020
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Dirty Danglies

A set of smelly, unwashed testicles. Usually a ripe, pungent cheesy stank.
I haven’t showered for about a week. I’m sporting some dirty danglies.

We were in a hot 69 and my nose kept mashing his dirty danglies.
by Dick Onchin November 08, 2020
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Blown Marrow

A hot load of jizz blown from a stiff rigid boner through coitus or masturbation.
I was balls deep in her bowels when I filled her with blown marrow.
by Dick Onchin October 19, 2020
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Brim Burner

A fart, shit or shart that painfully burns and stings the outer edges of the anal sphincter when released.
Bbbbbbbrrrrrrraaaaapppp!! Dang that was a brim burner. Stinging right now.

Those extra jalapeños at chipotle were enough to give me a brim burner this morning. I needed a medicated wipe with aloe.

I’m not feeling well and sharted. It was a brim burner.
by Dick Onchin December 06, 2020
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