Harambe Handy

When she/he got that gorilla grip and damn near rips your dick off jacking it.
She was a nubile but damn she gave me a Harambe handy and almost tore it off.

I let my bro use my brohole cause he needed to bust. I was expecting a gratuitous reach around but he gave me a Harambe handy.
by Dick Onchin October 04, 2020
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Flapping Sphincter

A loudmouth moron that runs their mouth making factless statements and failed arguments and when they are called out for their ignorance, they resort to name calling or some other irrelevant, baseless accusation.
The US Congress is full of corrupt flapping sphincters.

True journalism is dead. It’s now comprised of agenda driven flapping sphincters.
by Dick Onchin November 25, 2020
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Tiger Rub

When she massages your cock and balls and has extremely long, manicures fingernails.
I worked the out the pain to get to the pleasure of her tiger rub.

I dated a nail tech for about a month but I could take the tiger rub all the time so I shagged and bagged.
by Dick Onchin October 04, 2020
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Rocket Drop

A massive turd that shoots straight out the asshole as soon as one is seated on the shitter. Blasting like a Titan II rocket from a silo.
I no sooner was seated and I did the rocket drop. Straight out. No remnants and no splash down.
by Dick Onchin April 18, 2020
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Fertile Sod

Marelda’s eyes rolled deep into the back of her head as Reginald plunged his bulbous black cock deep into her fertile sod.

With no time to prep, Ethen let his Grindr date plunge deep into his extra fertile sod.
by Dick Onchin July 15, 2021
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Blown Marrow

A hot load of jizz blown from a stiff rigid boner through coitus or masturbation.
I was balls deep in her bowels when I filled her with blown marrow.
by Dick Onchin October 19, 2020
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Brim Burner

A fart, shit or shart that painfully burns and stings the outer edges of the anal sphincter when released.
Bbbbbbbrrrrrrraaaaapppp!! Dang that was a brim burner. Stinging right now.

Those extra jalapeños at chipotle were enough to give me a brim burner this morning. I needed a medicated wipe with aloe.

I’m not feeling well and sharted. It was a brim burner.
by Dick Onchin December 06, 2020
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