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Definitions by Dick Onchin

Anal Nectar 

With origins in Greek and Roman mythology, anal nectar is the coveted drink of the anal loving gods.

Anal nectar is a pungent, tangy viscous, or juice, that forms around the bunghole. A savored delight of the modern day ass eater.

This amalgam may be comprised of trickling sex juices from the vagina that seep into the ass crack and combine with remnants during sexual activity or from sweat and remnants that get fired up from a workout or heat. It is commonly known as booty juice.
I was performing a ravenous round of cunnilingus on Rachel. She was squirting like a hose. But her juices were soaking deep into her rather dirty, tight little bunghole. Her thrusts were wafting her aromatic ass vapors deep into my sinus passages. Without a second thought, I began slurping her fragrant anal nectar and tongue punching her little Winker until her climax left her flailing and shaking.
Anal Nectar by Dick Onchin December 14, 2020

Ol’ Shit Kiss 

Picking up a smudge or chunk of feces on the penis head during anal sex.
He wasn’t very clean when I pounded his mangina and he gave me the ol’ shit kiss.

I was so deep in Natalia’s intestines last night that the ol’ shit kiss was inevitable.
Ol’ Shit Kiss by Dick Onchin December 13, 2020

Lemon Ballz 

When ya ballz are a little sweaty with zesty sour funk.
Maggie went down on me as soon as I got in from my workout. I guess she was horny enough not to be bothered by my lemon ballz.

I need a shower. I can smell my own nasty ass lemon ballz.

I could tell by the watering of her eyes, she was gagging on my lemon ballz.
Lemon Ballz by Dick Onchin December 13, 2020

Ball Leech 

An individual that loves to suck a dude’s balls. Exceptionally talented at the art of ball sucking.
Maggie is such a ball leech. She almost sucked my balls off the last time she was also giving me an old fashioned.

Natalie is such a slutty ball leech. She pulled a train with three guys and they all ball stuffed her at the same time.
Ball Leech by Dick Onchin December 13, 2020

Greek Flame Out 

An absolutely brutal railing of girl’s or guy’s asshole that results in a complete anal prolapse.

Usually treated immediately with a wet paper towel, ice cubes and an expedient trip to the hospital.
Hey did your tinder date wanna hook up again? Haha uhhhh no braaahhhh. I gave her a Greek flame out. As far as I know she’s still unable to shit on her own.

My Grindr hook up was an absolute horse cock. I bottomed and paid the price. He gave me the Greek flame out. There was no stuffing it back in at home. Spent the night at the ER.
Greek Flame Out by Dick Onchin December 11, 2020
A cock with a protruding, bulging blood vein like a thrombosed anal hemorrhoid.
While my cockrhoid looks rather freakish, she didn’t mind cause it was pounding her g spot like a boss.
Cockrhoid by Dick Onchin December 11, 2020

Vanilla Split 

When a black gentlemen with an enormously large, girthy penis absolutely anally rails an albino female or male.
Did you hear about Tyrone? He hooked up last night and did the vanilla split on some guy that looked like he was in the movie Powder. Gave his pale ass a pink sock from what I hear.
Vanilla Split by Dick Onchin December 11, 2020