The drop of remnant semen that oozes from the cock tip 10-15 minutes after a good wank or sex. Even the most judicious clean up doesn’t always prevent tip
snot. It’s also know to adhere the penis to the briefs like it’s been superglued.
snot. It’s also know to adhere the penis to the briefs like it’s been superglued.
I oozed a little tip snot last night and has a wet spot on my boxers.
The tip snot glued my helmet to my boxers and and to rip it off like a bandaid. I think I lost a layer of my epidermis.
The tip snot glued my helmet to my boxers and and to rip it off like a bandaid. I think I lost a layer of my epidermis.
by Dick Onchin October 01, 2020
Get the Tip Snot mug.When an uncut male is in the shower and stretches his foreskin into a open barrel shape catching water raining down from the shower head. Creates hours of fun similar to water ballooning without the mess of urine.
by Dick Onchin October 23, 2020
Get the Rain-Barreling mug.Bruce’s grandpa cornered me in the garage and the next thing I know I was bent over the workbench getting a gum salad.
My poor grandma couldn’t make it on her social security so she had to serve up some gum salad to the manager each month to get by.
That meth whore on the corner smells like shit and she’s always tweeking but brother if you want a hot gum salad she’s your girl. Slip her a 10 spot and she’ll be in there nose deep.
My poor grandma couldn’t make it on her social security so she had to serve up some gum salad to the manager each month to get by.
That meth whore on the corner smells like shit and she’s always tweeking but brother if you want a hot gum salad she’s your girl. Slip her a 10 spot and she’ll be in there nose deep.
by Dick Onchin January 09, 2023
Get the Gum Salad mug.Warm, moist shit. While the historical origin of the definition was to solely refer to the shit found in the gusset of a diaper, modern language arts allows use to reference any feces related activity, i.e., soiling oneself, poor wiping, taking a massive dump, etc.
My new baby blew out some mustard colored diaper spread.
I had a little diaper spread in my undies after a poor wipe job.
I just blew diaper spread all over the back of the bowl and toilet seat.
I had a little diaper spread in my undies after a poor wipe job.
I just blew diaper spread all over the back of the bowl and toilet seat.
by Dick Onchin September 27, 2020
Get the Diaper Spread mug.C’mon baby, let me run dip tonight.
After that rim dip, I could barely walk.
His engorged knob was too big to rim dip.
My uncle asked me if I wanted or rim dip. I soon found out it was not a basketball move.
After that rim dip, I could barely walk.
His engorged knob was too big to rim dip.
My uncle asked me if I wanted or rim dip. I soon found out it was not a basketball move.
by Dick Onchin June 13, 2023
Get the Rim Dip mug.She got a little mouthy so I slapped the bad bishop around on her checks a few times.
She loves to worship with the bald bishop.
My bald Bishop was hanging out my gym shorts during that set.
She loves to worship with the bald bishop.
My bald Bishop was hanging out my gym shorts during that set.
by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020
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A polite reference to one beating off one’s cock n balls with a feverish, almost abusive, spanking action.
I’m gonna take jimmy to the woodshed tonight when I get home.
I took jimmy to the woodshed several times last night. My nuts are drained.
A polite reference to one beating off one’s cock n balls with a feverish, almost abusive, spanking action.
I’m gonna take jimmy to the woodshed tonight when I get home.
I took jimmy to the woodshed several times last night. My nuts are drained.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
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