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She was a nubile but damn she gave me a Harambe handy and almost tore it off.
I let my bro use my brohole cause he needed to bust. I was expecting a gratuitous reach around but he gave me a Harambe handy.
I let my bro use my brohole cause he needed to bust. I was expecting a gratuitous reach around but he gave me a Harambe handy.
by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020
Get the Harambe Handymug. The viscous ring of lube that accumulates around the bellend when wanking with excessive amounts of lubricant.
Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.
Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.
My mom walked in while I was enjoying some post nut clarity but she should smell the aromas of tug cheese and asked me if I was working on a new crust sock.
by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020
Get the Tug Cheesemug. A delicious, sweet twist to an otherwise ravenous session of eating ass.
Prior to commencing analingus, the receiver places an unwrapped chocolate Hershey bar square (1-3 squares recommended) between their ass cheeks, near the top of their ass crack, and initiates 10-15 minutes of brisk movement or exercise.
This allows for the sweet chocolate to melt and flow gingerly into the pucker wrinkles and on the succulent petals of the old rosebud.
Akin to a chocolate fondue, it will be devoured by the giver in what will be the most stimulating tongue punching of the fartbox experience ever received.
A favorite on Valentine’s Day and birthdays.
Prior to commencing analingus, the receiver places an unwrapped chocolate Hershey bar square (1-3 squares recommended) between their ass cheeks, near the top of their ass crack, and initiates 10-15 minutes of brisk movement or exercise.
This allows for the sweet chocolate to melt and flow gingerly into the pucker wrinkles and on the succulent petals of the old rosebud.
Akin to a chocolate fondue, it will be devoured by the giver in what will be the most stimulating tongue punching of the fartbox experience ever received.
A favorite on Valentine’s Day and birthdays.
I surprised Clara on Valentine’s Day with a chocolate dipped rosebud. She was eating my ass like a fat kid eating candy and I also got a reach around.
by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020
Get the Chocolate Dipped Rosebudmug. I haven’t showered for about a week. I’m sporting some dirty danglies.
We were in a hot 69 and my nose kept mashing his dirty danglies.
We were in a hot 69 and my nose kept mashing his dirty danglies.
by Dick Onchin November 8, 2020
Get the Dirty Dangliesmug. When you take your dick, tuck it under the scrotum and taint, then tuck in real good and deep ‘tween your ass cheeks.
The family campfire was going great until uncle Frank came out the trailer showing off his shit-tucky mushroom.
My girlfriend has a shit-tucky mushroom.
It was within the hallowed walls of the gym locker room that observed the performance of the shit-tucky mushroom. I would never have believed it had I not seen it myself.
My girlfriend has a shit-tucky mushroom.
It was within the hallowed walls of the gym locker room that observed the performance of the shit-tucky mushroom. I would never have believed it had I not seen it myself.
by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020
Get the Shit-Tucky Mushroommug. A cock ring.
Daddy bent me over, put on a moose noose, and split my quivering sphincter.
The moose noose makes my cock engorged and rigid.
My homemade moose noose was too tight and my knob turned purple.
The moose noose makes my cock engorged and rigid.
My homemade moose noose was too tight and my knob turned purple.
by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020
Get the Moose Noosemug. When a male that is moose knuckling an extremely dangly and hairy scrotum, pulls it out and drapes that sack n’ balls over the top of his button fly jeans.
My uncle lifted up his untucked shirt and showed me his moose buckle. I wanted to throw up.
My moose buckle got caught in my zipper.
My moose buckle got caught in my zipper.
by Dick Onchin November 23, 2020
Get the Moose Bucklemug.