Dick Fitswell's definitions

swift

Someone who talks with a lisp.

" damn Cameron you munt, you have the biggesth lithp i have ever thseen. Your swift mouth moveth quickly".

by dick fitswell August 22, 2003

Fankles

Someone who has fat ankles, no definition between the calf and the foot.

Rosie O'Donnell enjoys probing with her fankles.

by dick fitswell August 22, 2003

Ditch Doctor

a homo who spelunks the anus.

James Darlington

by dick fitswell August 22, 2003

Sonno

roughly translated as "saggy jonno"
a guy who has saggy man tits

"damn jonno your tits look like poached eggs"

by dick fitswell August 22, 2003

Mint Cunt

Some incredibly ugly guy.

Gerry Shandling

by dick fitswell August 22, 2003

Gooselips

The outer labia.

" i wish i could slip a fat one in Angelina Jolie's gooselips"

by dick fitswell August 22, 2003

Morange

someone with ginger/orange hair

" look at that morange, i'll bet she has a copper crutch"

by dick fitswell August 22, 2003