Definitions by Dick Clicker

Technosexual

One who is sexually attracted to robots or machinery; the sexual attraction to robots or machinery. In other words, complete bullshit

Beth : Jane! I didn't see you at the party last night! Where were you!
Jane: Sorry, I was having technosexual sex with my Roomba.

Technosexual by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018

Saudi Arabian Dab 

A popular dance move that is illegal in Saudi Arabia for whatever reason. Look it up.

Guy: Have you see Muhammad Abdullah Rajjam Khaled Mahar Salibi Bahar Rabdumen Abdullah al-Hassan?
Other Guy: No, he was caught doing the Saudi Arabian Dab

Saudi Arabian Dab by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018

Heterosexual 

One who is sexually attracted to their opposite gender. Basically what God or Yahweh or Buddha or Brahman or Tom Cruise put us on the world to be.

"I am a heterosexual male and I like pussy!"

Heterosexual by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018

bournography 

The art of ejaculating during the presentation of Jason Bourne, either in video or book form.

Man: Why is Jason Bourne in a fighting ring. Welp, time for some sweet bournography

bournography by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018

Social Studies

A typical school subject that consists of world history. However, it is most likely the most useless subject to be circled around the education system, because, unfortunately, when you're working at the cash register at McDonald's, no one is going to ask you to name all of the Chinese dynasties.

Student: What's your favorite class?
Student 2: Social Studies!
Student: Hey, what do you think is the most useless subject?
Student 2: Ummmmmm

You get the idea.

Social Studies by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018

Pierre pressure 

When some pressures you to move to Pierre, South Dakota

Man 1: Bro, why did you move here?
Man 2: I don't know! I was Pierre pressured.

Pierre pressure by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018

Colorado Monday 

Taking a day off school in order for students to have at least one school day to smoke weed

Mom: Honey, get ready for school!
Jerry: No way mom, it's a Colorado Monday
Mom: Oh right, then I guess you'll have to help me pull out some weeds *wink*
Dad: What's going on here?

Colorado Monday by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018