Dick's definitions

zwaffle

To slap your penis into someones face or somewhere else. Usually happens when everyone is drunk or stoned and someone passes out or falls asleep. When he/she gets zwaffle'd, everyone laughs their ass off.

Guy 1: Look, he passed out hahahha.
Guy 2: Well go ahead, give him a zwaffle
Guy 1 *slap*
Guy 3: w..w w-What the fuck man?
Everyone: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH!!!!

by Dick September 18, 2005

Dick Rohl

One's name. My name. I'm a self-centered bastard who wants his name on the urban dictionary.

"Hello, Dick Rohl."
"OMG DICK ROHL!"
"Dr. Dick Rohl, please report to surgery."
"DICK ROHL IS SO GLORIOUS!"

by Dick September 13, 2004

splash mountain

A ride found in Disney(world/land) where the rider is braught to the top of a man made mountain and takes plunges into water in a boat.

Damn. I got wet on splash mountain.

by Dick June 15, 2004

class

a thing in school where people go when they are young and stupid to learn about sex, drugs, and violence.

damn it man i gotta go 2 that stupid ass history class 2day.
fuckin bitches gave me medical classes when i asked 4 construction classes

by Dick April 30, 2004

exuberant

Correct definition: Excessively Happy.

I am exuberant that I actually retained the knowledge of K through 12 schooling. I am exuberant that I completed college. I am exuberant that I grew up in a well educated urban area. I am exuberant no one had intercourse with teachers to get a good grade. I am exuberant that I am smarter.

by Dick November 15, 2003

n33n

H@xx0r jargon for 9 as in 9mm.

Dude that n33n is sweet.

by Dick March 20, 2003

pimp

1)something badass or new and fresh.
2)a male who uses females to make money to buy more ho's and in turn blows that money on gold lining for his shoelaces.

"those ho's over there are just askin' to be pimped"

by dick April 12, 2003