Dick's definitions

Craian

OR one crazy ass Asian.

Pomela is a CRASIAN who gets a 99 on her math midterm.

by Dick November 1, 2004

Depends

Indian for, I wore my sexiest lingerie and asked you to be my wife.

I wore my depends today.

by Dick December 28, 2005

biatch

a mullet

What a biatch.

by Dick December 17, 2003

splooge

to bust a huge nut that u have been saving up for a few days

i titfucked her then i splooged all over her face.

by dick October 24, 2004

dick out hole

in the sport of golf, when you fail to drive the ball past the women's tee, you must play the rest of that hole with your dick hanging out.

yes honey i had a good time today, but i did have to play one dick out hole.

by dick January 11, 2004

college

a place where people with no lives (considered as nerds) go to hang out with other nerds who actually listen to the teacher/professor and try to learn things that they eventually forget when they get out of college and become a burger flipper for the rest of their lives

Hey Scott, what college are you going to when you get out of high school?

by Dick April 30, 2004

Fast Eddie

The result of either a)richuals b) shots c)chugging or d)a mixture of the above on one such individual widely known as Sooass. Usually accompanied by his accomplice 'Dick', Fast Eddie becomes red in the face, makes inappropriate comments to females in the vicinity, dances as if he's on speed, and wakes up in an unknown location usually with no memory of the night before.

Did you guys see Fast Eddie grabbing boobs, doing the robot, puking in the cab, ripping his clothes off and pouring drinks on himself? It was hilarious, I can't wait to party with Fast again.

by Dick November 22, 2004