Dick's definitions

gradeau

anything nasty that is small and slimy on you or anything else, ie., eye slime from a dog or mucous of any sort

ewww, there's gradeau on my arm ewww

by dick November 3, 2003

class

a thing in school where people go when they are young and stupid to learn about sex, drugs, and violence.

damn it man i gotta go 2 that stupid ass history class 2day.
fuckin bitches gave me medical classes when i asked 4 construction classes

by Dick April 30, 2004

Saggy Dauber

A rare entertaining, non-sexual maneuver in which you whip out your saggy dauber and flail it about; preferably in front of some chick's face.

zipppp.....flop....FLAP FLAP FLAP...."HEY!"

by dick August 25, 2003

Dick Rohl

One's name. My name. I'm a self-centered bastard who wants his name on the urban dictionary.

"Hello, Dick Rohl."
"OMG DICK ROHL!"
"Dr. Dick Rohl, please report to surgery."
"DICK ROHL IS SO GLORIOUS!"

by Dick September 13, 2004

splash mountain

A ride found in Disney(world/land) where the rider is braught to the top of a man made mountain and takes plunges into water in a boat.

Damn. I got wet on splash mountain.

by Dick June 15, 2004

Upfront skateshop

chucky is gay

hey,look,upfront skateshop.

by dick August 13, 2003

Fast Eddie

The result of either a)richuals b) shots c)chugging or d)a mixture of the above on one such individual widely known as Sooass. Usually accompanied by his accomplice 'Dick', Fast Eddie becomes red in the face, makes inappropriate comments to females in the vicinity, dances as if he's on speed, and wakes up in an unknown location usually with no memory of the night before.

Did you guys see Fast Eddie grabbing boobs, doing the robot, puking in the cab, ripping his clothes off and pouring drinks on himself? It was hilarious, I can't wait to party with Fast again.

by Dick November 22, 2004