Dick's definitions

college

a place where people with no lives (considered as nerds) go to hang out with other nerds who actually listen to the teacher/professor and try to learn things that they eventually forget when they get out of college and become a burger flipper for the rest of their lives

Hey Scott, what college are you going to when you get out of high school?

by Dick April 30, 2004

splooge

to bust a huge nut that u have been saving up for a few days

i titfucked her then i splooged all over her face.

by dick October 24, 2004

dick out hole

in the sport of golf, when you fail to drive the ball past the women's tee, you must play the rest of that hole with your dick hanging out.

yes honey i had a good time today, but i did have to play one dick out hole.

by dick January 11, 2004

top it off

(Freaky, bondage sex practice)
the penis is beaten repetitivly with a tea spoon (as is a boiled egg)until the lobes are disconected (the fireman decapitated)(the egg shell is broken) the female then feasts on the egg white (seman)(spunk)(jizz)(cum) and yolk (the blood now gushing from your headless boner. a rather revolting way to express love and effection, very rarly practiced twice.

bondage gang banger one"shit bitch you bit my head off"
bondage gang banger two "holy shit dude she totally topped you off!"

by dick May 29, 2004

Crasian

Or one crazy ass Asian.

Pomela is a Crasian, who gets 99's on her math midterms

by Dick November 1, 2004

Upfront skateshop

chucky is gay

hey,look,upfront skateshop.

by dick August 13, 2003

richual

Double rye and cokes in a short glass, two at a time must be ordered, and this process must be repeated several times.
Each drink must be chugged much like a shooter.

"After indulging in a few richuals Fast Eddie and Dick had a very crunk night.

by Dick October 13, 2004