Dick's definitions

splash mountain

A ride found in Disney(world/land) where the rider is braught to the top of a man made mountain and takes plunges into water in a boat.

Damn. I got wet on splash mountain.

by Dick June 15, 2004

Dick Rohl

One's name. My name. I'm a self-centered bastard who wants his name on the urban dictionary.

"Hello, Dick Rohl."
"OMG DICK ROHL!"
"Dr. Dick Rohl, please report to surgery."
"DICK ROHL IS SO GLORIOUS!"

by Dick September 13, 2004

dick out hole

in the sport of golf, when you fail to drive the ball past the women's tee, you must play the rest of that hole with your dick hanging out.

yes honey i had a good time today, but i did have to play one dick out hole.

by dick January 11, 2004

Crasian

Or one crazy ass Asian.

Pomela is a Crasian, who gets 99's on her math midterms

by Dick November 1, 2004

top it off

(Freaky, bondage sex practice)
the penis is beaten repetitivly with a tea spoon (as is a boiled egg)until the lobes are disconected (the fireman decapitated)(the egg shell is broken) the female then feasts on the egg white (seman)(spunk)(jizz)(cum) and yolk (the blood now gushing from your headless boner. a rather revolting way to express love and effection, very rarly practiced twice.

bondage gang banger one"shit bitch you bit my head off"
bondage gang banger two "holy shit dude she totally topped you off!"

by dick May 29, 2004

richual

Double rye and cokes in a short glass, two at a time must be ordered, and this process must be repeated several times.
Each drink must be chugged much like a shooter.

"After indulging in a few richuals Fast Eddie and Dick had a very crunk night.

by Dick October 13, 2004

leroy

The alternate african-american name for a white man who acts excessivly black at times.

Damn, Leroy is so confused about his race.

by Dick February 8, 2004