Dick's definitions

Fast Eddie

The result of either a)richuals b) shots c)chugging or d)a mixture of the above on one such individual widely known as Sooass. Usually accompanied by his accomplice 'Dick', Fast Eddie becomes red in the face, makes inappropriate comments to females in the vicinity, dances as if he's on speed, and wakes up in an unknown location usually with no memory of the night before.

Did you guys see Fast Eddie grabbing boobs, doing the robot, puking in the cab, ripping his clothes off and pouring drinks on himself? It was hilarious, I can't wait to party with Fast again.

by Dick November 22, 2004

obc

The chillest dudes around mah man.

"Yo wou anna chill with the OBC?"

"Nah man, we ain't cool enough...let's go put a muffler tip on my civic."

by Dick December 18, 2003

gradeau

anything nasty that is small and slimy on you or anything else, ie., eye slime from a dog or mucous of any sort

ewww, there's gradeau on my arm ewww

by dick November 3, 2003

bench licker

someonne who likes to lick where other peoples asses have been

Your breathe stinks Bench Licker

by Dick April 10, 2003

dickfur

To pee with

What's a dickfir?

by Dick May 3, 2003

exuberant

Correct definition: Excessively Happy.

I am exuberant that I actually retained the knowledge of K through 12 schooling. I am exuberant that I completed college. I am exuberant that I grew up in a well educated urban area. I am exuberant no one had intercourse with teachers to get a good grade. I am exuberant that I am smarter.

by Dick November 15, 2003

class

a thing in school where people go when they are young and stupid to learn about sex, drugs, and violence.

damn it man i gotta go 2 that stupid ass history class 2day.
fuckin bitches gave me medical classes when i asked 4 construction classes

by Dick April 30, 2004