Dick's definitions

mullet

It is what V. Pissino see's in the mirror every morning. What a Mullet.

Don't be a Mullet

by Dick December 17, 2003

hoesmobile

A classic yet refined automobile used to entertain ladies to have sex with the driver of the car.

Wow, that hoesmobile turns me on, I want the driver in my pants!

by Dick April 19, 2004

hemroids

When a man/woman pushes so hard when theyre trying to shit... the lil pimples on their ass explode everywhere creating a big mess

by dick August 2, 2003

prisonboy

Someone in jail who gets raped by another man.

If you don't shut up, i'll stop protecting you and if that happens, you'll become his prisonboy.

by Dick March 6, 2005

zwaffle

To slap your penis into someones face or somewhere else. Usually happens when everyone is drunk or stoned and someone passes out or falls asleep. When he/she gets zwaffle'd, everyone laughs their ass off.

Guy 1: Look, he passed out hahahha.
Guy 2: Well go ahead, give him a zwaffle
Guy 1 *slap*
Guy 3: w..w w-What the fuck man?
Everyone: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH!!!!

by Dick September 18, 2005

n33n3r

H@xx0r talk for neener or 9mm.

You got the n33n3r?

by Dick March 20, 2003

ellawando

To ello one's own wandu.

To someone else: elsuwandu

Hey, man, elsuwandu.

I need to ellawandu.

by Dick December 1, 2003