Saggy Dauber

A rare entertaining, non-sexual maneuver in which you whip out your saggy dauber and flail it about; preferably in front of some chick's face.

zipppp.....flop....FLAP FLAP FLAP...."HEY!"

by dick August 26, 2003

Ass Muncher

one who licks/bites/eats pleanty of ass.

johnny is an ass muncher.

by dick June 26, 2003

richual

Double rye and cokes in a short glass, two at a time must be ordered, and this process must be repeated several times.
Each drink must be chugged much like a shooter.

"After indulging in a few richuals Fast Eddie and Dick had a very crunk night.

by Dick October 13, 2004

leroy

The alternate african-american name for a white man who acts excessivly black at times.

Damn, Leroy is so confused about his race.

by Dick February 08, 2004

schlong

Funny word for penis.

Tyler takes the schlong all night long...

by dick November 18, 2003

cheese dick

an uncircumsized penis with a yeast infection.

he's got cheese dick.

by dick April 13, 2004

splooge

to bust a huge nut that u have been saving up for a few days

i titfucked her then i splooged all over her face.

by dick October 25, 2004