by dick March 19, 2003

To slap your penis into someones face or somewhere else. Usually happens when everyone is drunk or stoned and someone passes out or falls asleep. When he/she gets zwaffle'd, everyone laughs their ass off.
Guy 1: Look, he passed out hahahha.
Guy 2: Well go ahead, give him a zwaffle
Guy 1 *slap*
Guy 3: w..w w-What the fuck man?
Everyone: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH!!!!
Guy 2: Well go ahead, give him a zwaffle
Guy 1 *slap*
Guy 3: w..w w-What the fuck man?
Everyone: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH!!!!
by Dick September 18, 2005

by dick November 03, 2003

interviewer guy: so snoops whats your favorite kind of weather?
Snoop: It's drizzle fo shizzle can't you see out the windizzle?
Snoop: It's drizzle fo shizzle can't you see out the windizzle?
by Dick May 25, 2003

When a man/woman pushes so hard when theyre trying to shit... the lil pimples on their ass explode everywhere creating a big mess
by dick August 02, 2003
