phat

Dude! That shit is phat!
Dude! That bitch is P.H.A.T!
by dick March 19, 2003
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pubic hair

johnny has no pubic hair. hahahahaha
by dick June 26, 2003
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zwaffle

To slap your penis into someones face or somewhere else. Usually happens when everyone is drunk or stoned and someone passes out or falls asleep. When he/she gets zwaffle'd, everyone laughs their ass off.
Guy 1: Look, he passed out hahahha.
Guy 2: Well go ahead, give him a zwaffle
Guy 1 *slap*
Guy 3: w..w w-What the fuck man?
Everyone: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH!!!!
by Dick September 18, 2005
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penis mobile

by dick December 30, 2003
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halloweenies

why can't goblins get witches pregant?
they have halloweenies.
by dick November 03, 2003
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drizzle fo shizzle

interviewer guy: so snoops whats your favorite kind of weather?
Snoop: It's drizzle fo shizzle can't you see out the windizzle?
by Dick May 25, 2003
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hemroids

When a man/woman pushes so hard when theyre trying to shit... the lil pimples on their ass explode everywhere creating a big mess
by dick August 02, 2003
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